Hmm well forum humping with everyone's been swell, but the swelling's gone done so I'll just watch for an update on Twitter, time to go do something fun, like... work or something... bleh...
Dell failed to supply Cryptic with their new server software keys on time,
now the server software keeps throwing up a nag screen which
effectively crashes the Login Hardware
Dell = FAIL
Cryptic = EPIC Win for the awesomeness of the game
SKYTRAIL tell your boss tomarrow how your IT team failed again and didnt do their jobs! Make it sound worse then it is, though it cant get much worse then 1000 angry Trekkers behind their computer with their TNG uni's on shouting. Get new devs or IT's or whoever is the problem. There are hundreds of ppl looking for jobs in the gaming industry, and I bet some of them can actually keep a server running for over 2 days straight. Better yet, do what that one klingon did to his captain and take over the ship and give executive orders. thoes that cant do their jobs...use the airlock on them, no one misses someone that cant preform their duties.
How many VULCANS does it take to change a light bulb ?
Approximately One Point Zero Zero Zero Zero .......
How many BAJORANS does it take to change a light bulb ?
The filthy Cardassians took our light bulb !
How many KLINGONS does it take to change a light bulb ?
Burned out light bulbs have NO honor. And a true Klingon Warrior is not afraid of the dark !
How many TRILLS does it take to change a light bulb ?
Both of them.
How many BORG does it take to change a light bulb ?
Light bulbs are irrelevant. Changing them is futile.
How many BETAZIODS does it take to change a light bulb ?
I sense it has already changed.
How many ROMULANS does it take to change a light bulb ?
We have been gone for a while, but we have returned to change it.
How many FEDERATION SHUTTLE PILOTS does it take to change a light bulb ?
Ooooops ! I dropped it !
How many Q's does it take to change a light bulb ?
Here, now, wouldn't you rather have this supernova ?
How many ODO's does it take to change a light bulb ?
I will change IN TO the light bulb.
How many TRIBBLES does it take to change a light bulb ?
1,561,772 .......uhh, 62.... ummm, 63 ...... 64 ......
How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: one to do it and the other to sell the broken one to an unsuspecting customer.
How many Betazoids does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: one to do it and the other to moan "darkness, I sense darkness!"
How many Romulans does it take to change a light bulb?
2, one to change it and one to kill the other and take the credit.
How many Betazoids does it take to change a light bulb?
No, no. no. The light bulb has to _want_ to change first.
How many first officers does it take to change a light bulb?
Normally one, but if that is Riker it then it takes 2, Riker to pose while the other changes the light bulb.
How many Fenengi does it take to TRIBBLE in a light bulb?
One to TRIBBLE it in and another to sell tickets to watch.
How many DOCTOR McCOYS does it take to change a light bulb?
"Dammit, Jim; I'm a DOCTOR, not an electrician!"
How many Trekkers does it take to change a light bulb ?
Okay, so, y'know, like, in that episode where Spock gets attacked by those vomit looking things, and, like, he starts doing weird stuff, like, he takes over the ship and it gets Kirk really mad, so they find out that they can use this super-bright light, but it was bogus, 'cause McCoy used the wrong kind of light, and it makes Spock blind ,so, like......what kind of light bulb are you talking about ??
How can anyone expect to keep up on this rate of posting
But sincerely Cryptic, why is it that whenever I log on to my computer and finally have some time to play the headstart, the server is down? Ah well, nothing we can do about it but moan for our own self relief.
Trying to stay positive but this is a really poor start to the headstart. I know it's not 'official' launch yet but it doesn't make it okay. If you go see an early preview of a movie at the cinema and the projector breaks down you can bet your TRIBBLE your walking outta there with a refund and some free tickets.
As much as I hate the idea of playing WOW (Never have) I bet that it would hold my interest for longer than Warhammer. Which was 45 minutes. Literally. I have never uninstalled a game so quickly in my life.
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now the server software keeps throwing up a nag screen which
effectively crashes the Login Hardware
Dell = FAIL
Cryptic = EPIC Win for the awesomeness of the game
keep up or make room... lol...
It's up more of the time.
Approximately One Point Zero Zero Zero Zero .......
How many BAJORANS does it take to change a light bulb ?
The filthy Cardassians took our light bulb !
How many KLINGONS does it take to change a light bulb ?
Burned out light bulbs have NO honor. And a true Klingon Warrior is not afraid of the dark !
How many TRILLS does it take to change a light bulb ?
Both of them.
How many BORG does it take to change a light bulb ?
Light bulbs are irrelevant. Changing them is futile.
How many BETAZIODS does it take to change a light bulb ?
I sense it has already changed.
How many ROMULANS does it take to change a light bulb ?
We have been gone for a while, but we have returned to change it.
How many FEDERATION SHUTTLE PILOTS does it take to change a light bulb ?
Ooooops ! I dropped it !
How many Q's does it take to change a light bulb ?
Here, now, wouldn't you rather have this supernova ?
How many ODO's does it take to change a light bulb ?
I will change IN TO the light bulb.
How many TRIBBLES does it take to change a light bulb ?
1,561,772 .......uhh, 62.... ummm, 63 ...... 64 ......
How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: one to do it and the other to sell the broken one to an unsuspecting customer.
How many Betazoids does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: one to do it and the other to moan "darkness, I sense darkness!"
How many Romulans does it take to change a light bulb?
2, one to change it and one to kill the other and take the credit.
How many Betazoids does it take to change a light bulb?
No, no. no. The light bulb has to _want_ to change first.
How many first officers does it take to change a light bulb?
Normally one, but if that is Riker it then it takes 2, Riker to pose while the other changes the light bulb.
How many Fenengi does it take to TRIBBLE in a light bulb?
One to TRIBBLE it in and another to sell tickets to watch.
How many DOCTOR McCOYS does it take to change a light bulb?
"Dammit, Jim; I'm a DOCTOR, not an electrician!"
How many Trekkers does it take to change a light bulb ?
Okay, so, y'know, like, in that episode where Spock gets attacked by those vomit looking things, and, like, he starts doing weird stuff, like, he takes over the ship and it gets Kirk really mad, so they find out that they can use this super-bright light, but it was bogus, 'cause McCoy used the wrong kind of light, and it makes Spock blind ,so, like......what kind of light bulb are you talking about ??
But sincerely Cryptic, why is it that whenever I log on to my computer and finally have some time to play the headstart, the server is down? Ah well, nothing we can do about it but moan for our own self relief.
I'm Spartacus.
Do you have any idea how difficult it is to produce a bug-free, functional game if just ONE person writes it?
I don't even want to think of what kind of awful code would be strung together by a couple hundred thousand amateurs and a handful of code monkeys.
Of course, this reply is certainly going to be four-to-ten pages (minimum) after your post, so it won't matter.
Man,you can find a lot of fun in WAR online
LOL hahaha thats the best ive heard in a while.:):)