"The world will know that free men* stood against a tyrant**, that few* stood against many, and before this battle was over, even a god-king** can bleed. "
*=we
**=Cryptic
And just so you know: the red mist on the butter runs down on the moon. Donkey?
Antimatter inducers are warp drive components associated with a starships consumption of fuel. The principal behind the component is that the more efficient the inducer is, the less fuel is consumed during warp flight. (ENT: "Twilight")
In an alternate timeline, Jonathan Archer came up with a way to upgrade the antimatter inducers. Upgrades based on his specs were described as "working nicely." (ENT: "Twilight")
Montgomery Scott initially had difficulty locating the "damned" antimatter inducer on the Klingon Bird-of-Prey they managed to hijack from Commander Kruge. With Pavel Chekov's assistance, Scott pressed the necessary button to activate the inducer which quickly brought the ship up to full power. (Star Trek III: The Search for Spock)
The Federation and the Dominion are engaged in a fiece ground battle. After a while, the fighting dies down and voice rings out from the Federation lines across the battle field.
"One Starfleet officer is worth 10 Jem'Hadar!"
The Vorta command is furious and send 10 heavly armed Jem'Hadar soldiers to silence the taunter. After a few minutes and the sounds of phaser fire the voice rings out again.
"One Starfleet Officer is worth 50 Jem'Hadar!
Enraged, the Vorta sends another 50 Jem'Hadar to sort out the Office who dared to mock the Dominion. Another few minutes of Phaser fire ring out and again the voice speak up, clear and true!
"One Starfleet Office is worth 100 Jem'Hadar!"
The Vorta has heard enough, and sends all his remaining troops after the Officer, and after a good half hour of endless phaser fire, finally, a Jem'Hadar solider, heavly wonded makes it back to him.
"How?!" demands the Vorta! "How can one officer take out the best the Dominion has to offer?!"
"They where lying," coughs the Jem'Hadar, "There was two of them!"
Comments
Hey, don't joke about moon bears. They have sensitive feelings.
I LOL'd
Thanks
Um, I mean "10 Chars"
edit: damn.. not even close xD
You just realised this?
For Freedom!!
edit: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
"The world will know that free men* stood against a tyrant**, that few* stood against many, and before this battle was over, even a god-king** can bleed. "
*=we
**=Cryptic
And just so you know: the red mist on the butter runs down on the moon. Donkey?
In an alternate timeline, Jonathan Archer came up with a way to upgrade the antimatter inducers. Upgrades based on his specs were described as "working nicely." (ENT: "Twilight")
Montgomery Scott initially had difficulty locating the "damned" antimatter inducer on the Klingon Bird-of-Prey they managed to hijack from Commander Kruge. With Pavel Chekov's assistance, Scott pressed the necessary button to activate the inducer which quickly brought the ship up to full power. (Star Trek III: The Search for Spock)
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Made me chuckle a treat that did
Woohoo... oh.
Page 300? Do I hear 500!?
Smoke n' Mirrors can't fool me!
I CAN HAS YOUR STUFF?