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Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
edited March 2013 in Earth Spacedock
Three things you should know about the Unrepentant Fleet in Star Trek Online:

1. We believe in a 6-pack in every replicator, a phaser on every bow, and an Orion Love Slave* in every Captain's Quarters. Join us, and together we will make it so.

2. We want you to play what you want, when you want it. Our guild is about having a good time in good company, not following crazy rules or mandatory play times.

3. Kirk? Picard? Hah - we know the best starship captain is Zapp Brannigan.

Here's the deal. Unrepentant is a casual guild out to have some fun times flying in space and blowing stuff up. We're a bunch of overgrown kids who think the people you play with are more important than the games you play. We have families, jobs, life obligations; we log on at night to chill with cool folks** just like us. If you're someone just like us, we want you in the fleet.

But wait! There's more! Not only do you get a fleet full of cool cats when you join The U, you get a whole gaming community! Unrepentant is an adult gaming community with active guilds in Aion, Champions, DDO, Global Agenda, and now STO. We also play online games such as L4D2, TF2, Killing Floor, Borderlands, and COD:MW2, and we're planning for the Upcoming release of The Old Republic. Basically, if you play it, chances are we're playing it too.

Sound good? Alright. Here's what we need from you:

1. You have to be 18+. Our average guild member is around 30; our members range from 20s to 60s.
2. You need to click this sentence.

That's it! Looking forward to flying the friendly Federation skies with you soon, Captain.

[Edit]: Forgot to include our two guild interviews (click 'em to read 'em):

Champions Online interview with Ten Ton Hammer
Age of Conan interview with IGN



*Male or female. We're equal opportunity perverts.
** Speaking of cool folks: you know the guy that won the contest and named a ship class the Dervish, which set off a firestorm of Trekkierage on these forums that even spilled onto Youtube? He's in our guild. :D
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    W00t!

    Welcome back everyone
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Wootage! Sexytime for realz!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Let's all get drunk and play ping-pong!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Woohoo 30 minutes to go.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    ahh its nice to be playing again, good times, good times, now for some tribble BBQ
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    I'm feeling much more "live" now...whoo! About time to crack open a beer and start my first starship DUI? :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Mmmm Dervish.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Around the world, much work was left undone today. :)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Fixed up the post a bit, added our interviews and cookies!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    The U in STO? Well commission me a Dervish and replicate my pie. I am answering the call to thrust my Prime Directive into many a Singularity!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    hawt

    6 mor le
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Dasterdly wrote:
    The U in STO? Well commission me a Dervish and replicate my pie. I am answering the call to thrust my Prime Directive into many a Singularity!
    I bet you'd thrust your Prime Directive into a Marriedularity, if you thought you could get away with it. You scoundrel.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Dao Is A Poopyface.

    Beam Me Up.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    pew pew 10char
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Headstart day 2, remember Jettison all tribbles into space, they multiply faster than jackrabbits
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    this looks like a job for the U.S.S. Tribble Grinder
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Downtime make me a Sad Panda.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    damned servers down ... I know i should be doing something else but I can't remember what it is! I was all set for hours of gaming.. i have a 2liter of mt dew, a can of pringles and barney in the DVD player for the kids and now I have to listen to barney without playing oh well time for some hulu
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    So kudos on the recruitment post, the intro to the application on your website. Unfortunately the moment I tried to apply your website imploded. It already knows me, I feel special. Anyways, looking forward to dropping an app on your site once it's back up. I'll join channel in-game when that comes back up as well. Cya'll around.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Our Fearless Leader is currently doing maintenance. :)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Sounds like a case of Sex-lexia... I'm all down to hand with everyone and drink some Champegan.

    Hopefully the App server is up before STO comes back up. =D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    OMG, bring the server back up, I am almost to LTCMDR. I only need another two or three hours. LOL :)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    sorry, I know you were after Orion love slaves, but I'm already in a fleet :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    zheenah wrote: »
    sorry, I know you were after Orion love slaves, but I'm already in a fleet :p
    We can perhaps work out some reasonable rental fees.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Wow, this thread is hot!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    She’s a beautiful thread alright. Shapely, seductive. I’m gonna fly her brains out!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Woot I found some more slave girls over here!!!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    blakjak70 wrote: »
    She’s a beautiful thread alright. Shapely, seductive. I’m gonna fly her brains out!
    She's built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Woohoo gots my 'scort back!
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