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Suggestion about Endeavors (humor)

desslock#3614 desslock
desslock#3614
 Member Posts: 42 Arc User
edited September 2023 in Star Trek Online General Discussion
Hello. I'm tired of these Endeavors being stuff that they are trying to get us to do. Down with behaviorism! They should instead have the Endeavors be stuff players _actually_ do. Some suggestions:

1. Farm your daily limit of dil.
2. Sell x pieces of vendor trash.
3. Earn x amount of energy credits selling items on the exchange.
4. Rage quit a TFO.
5. Search through your entire armada trying to find a place to spend your fleet marks.
6. Argue with someone in zone chat at Earth Space Dock.
7. ERP with someone in private chat at DS9.
8. Find anyone to chat with on Qo'nos.
9. Activate the reputation flourish in someplace other than a social zone.
10. Purchase the "Leeta booty shorts." Leeta's booty shorts can be obtained from either the Lobi store, or the exchange.

Let's hear yours!
Post edited by baddmoonrizin on

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  • ltminnsltminns Member Posts: 12,569 Arc User
    Forget it, this Thread will be closed shortly anyway.
    'But to be logical is not to be right', and 'nothing' on God's earth could ever 'make it' right!'
    Judge Dan Haywood
    'As l speak now, the words are forming in my head.
    l don't know.
    l really don't know what l'm about to say, except l have a feeling about it.
    That l must repeat the words that come without my knowledge.'
    Lt. Philip J. Minns
  • seaofsorrowsseaofsorrows Member Posts: 10,918 Arc User
    11. Get a thread closed/locked on the official forum.


    :lol:
    Insert witty signature line here.
  • foxrockssocksfoxrockssocks Member Posts: 2,482 Arc User
    12. Make x/y/z players dance under a discoball.
    13. Run an STF afk and do no more than x/y/z damage.
    14. Talk politics in any chat channel and be ignored by x/y/z players.
    15. Gain x/y/z injuries.
    16. Buy or sell x/y/z tribbles on the exchange.
  • gaevsmangaevsman Member Posts: 3,190 Arc User
    17. Upgrade a Herald Transphasic Torpedo
    The forces of darkness are upon us!
  • ucgsquawk#5883 ucgsquawk
    ucgsquawk#5883
         Member Posts: 279 Arc User
    18. Successfully convince your away team to shoot at the enemy instead of milling about during any ground mission.
  • tm706tm706 Member Posts: 334 Arc User
    19. Explore the shuttle bay of ESD
    Coffee is life.

    Message me in-game (@tm706) for help

    1st Alpha Quadrant Fleet
  • where2r1where2r1 Member Posts: 6,054 Arc User
    Try to stand in the black pixels on the Klingon and Starfleet Academy maps that Frtoaster is writing bug reports on. :::giggles::::
    "Spend your life doing strange things with weird people." -- UNK

    “Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.” -- Benjamin Franklin
  • sukhothaisukhothai Member Posts: 276 Arc User
    20. Drink 100 cups of Bloodwine.
    "Where are my cases of bloodwine!" Martok
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  • sthe91sthe91 Member Posts: 5,435 Arc User
    edited November 2019
    This seems to make sense being in Ten Forward not in Star Trek Online Discussion. No, I want the endeavors to remain the way they are.
    Where there is a Will, there is a Way.
  • starswordcstarswordc Member Posts: 10,963 Arc User
    — teabag Daniels's corpse in "Temporal Reckoning"
    — shoot Daniels in the head in "Ragnarok" after he comes back to life
    "Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
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  • ltminnsltminns Member Posts: 12,569 Arc User
    Assault Squad Strike Team has to enter a secret base and take down the Akamai Grid that has been responsible for slowing travel in this Sector.
    'But to be logical is not to be right', and 'nothing' on God's earth could ever 'make it' right!'
    Judge Dan Haywood
    'As l speak now, the words are forming in my head.
    l don't know.
    l really don't know what l'm about to say, except l have a feeling about it.
    That l must repeat the words that come without my knowledge.'
    Lt. Philip J. Minns
  • peterconnorfirstpeterconnorfirst Member Posts: 6,225 Arc User
    edited November 2019
    I defiantly would be laughing here if all of this would not be so sad. :|

    Ok...

    - Start 20 Duty Officer Assignments (common reward)
    - Start the Klingon Admirality Tour of Duty (common reward)
    - Start the Ferengi Admirality Tour of Duty (common reward)
    - Participate in the current event (rare reward)
    - Make a pity Zen charge for Cryptic (very rare reward)
    - Watch 5 minutes of stream featuring Kael (epic reward)

    This game is in desperate need of something fun.
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    felisean wrote: »
    teamwork to reach a goal is awesome and highly appreciated
  • ucgsquawk#5883 ucgsquawk
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         Member Posts: 279 Arc User
    Have photonic Kurland on you away team get into a "Kurland here" fight with the real Kurland.
  • jennycolvinjennycolvin Member Posts: 1,100 Arc User
    sthe91 wrote: »
    This seems to make sense being in Ten Forward not in Star Trek Online Discussion. No, I want the endeavors to remain the way they are.
    LOL, the joke just flew right past you, eh?

    - Avoid lagging on DS9
    - Find one gorn alive on Nimbus
    - Have none of your BOFFs lag behind half the map
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    Not agreeing with someone doesn't give you the right to be an TRIBBLE.

    Ci sono tre tipi di giocatori:
    - quelli a cui non va mai bene niente... e vanno sul forum a trollare;
    - quelli che sono talmente imbesuiti da credere a qualunque cosa i dev dicano, perfino che la luna è fatta di formaggio... e vanno sul forum a trollare;
    - quelli che credono a quello a cui è giusto credere, sono d'accordo con quello con cui è giusto essere d'accordo e sono critici con quello che non va;

    Ai giocatori dei primi due tipi, gratis in omaggio un bello specchio lucente su cui arrampicarsi. E una mazzata in testa per la loro poca intelligenza e compassione verso gli altri giocatori che non la pensano come loro.
    Agli appartenenti al terzo tipo, invece, dico grazie. Anche se non sempre si riesce a mantenere la calma, siete quelli per cui vale la pena incazzarsi.
  • jennycolvinjennycolvin Member Posts: 1,100 Arc User
    azrael605 wrote: »
    > @jennycolvin said:
    > (Quote)
    > LOL, the joke just flew right past you, eh?
    >
    > - Avoid lagging on DS9
    > - Find one gorn alive on Nimbus
    > - Have none of your BOFFs lag behind half the map

    A TRIBBLE sinking in a toilet bowl cannot fly, and thats the quality of the "joke".
    Tactful as usual. Why that doesn't surprise me?​​
    kv1Ohsx.png
    Not agreeing with someone doesn't give you the right to be an TRIBBLE.

    Ci sono tre tipi di giocatori:
    - quelli a cui non va mai bene niente... e vanno sul forum a trollare;
    - quelli che sono talmente imbesuiti da credere a qualunque cosa i dev dicano, perfino che la luna è fatta di formaggio... e vanno sul forum a trollare;
    - quelli che credono a quello a cui è giusto credere, sono d'accordo con quello con cui è giusto essere d'accordo e sono critici con quello che non va;

    Ai giocatori dei primi due tipi, gratis in omaggio un bello specchio lucente su cui arrampicarsi. E una mazzata in testa per la loro poca intelligenza e compassione verso gli altri giocatori che non la pensano come loro.
    Agli appartenenti al terzo tipo, invece, dico grazie. Anche se non sempre si riesce a mantenere la calma, siete quelli per cui vale la pena incazzarsi.
  • sthe91sthe91 Member Posts: 5,435 Arc User
    edited November 2019
    jennycolvin wrote: »
    sthe91 wrote: »
    This seems to make sense being in Ten Forward not in Star Trek Online Discussion. No, I want the endeavors to remain the way they are.
    LOL, the joke just flew right past you, eh?

    - Avoid lagging on DS9
    - Find one gorn alive on Nimbus
    - Have none of your BOFFs lag behind half the map

    Again, I will say it again I know it was humorous. I saw the parentheses. I just do not always get jokes and I am tired of getting piled on about it. I also recommended where I think it should go. I also know that sometimes these threads while being funny, can also be serious. Enough about that, just keep on adding to the list. :)
    Where there is a Will, there is a Way.
  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,231 Arc User
    sthe91 wrote: »
    jennycolvin wrote: »
    sthe91 wrote: »
    This seems to make sense being in Ten Forward not in Star Trek Online Discussion. No, I want the endeavors to remain the way they are.
    LOL, the joke just flew right past you, eh?

    - Avoid lagging on DS9
    - Find one gorn alive on Nimbus
    - Have none of your BOFFs lag behind half the map
    Again, I will say it again I know it was humorous. I saw the parentheses. I just do not always get jokes and I am tired of getting piled on about it. I also recommended where I think it should go. I also know that sometimes these threads while being funny, can also be serious. Enough about that, just keep on adding to the list. :)
    Also I didn't think the joke was funny. :p
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  • seaofsorrowsseaofsorrows Member Posts: 10,918 Arc User
    edited November 2019
    [Edit] - Never mind.
    Post edited by seaofsorrows on
    Insert witty signature line here.
  • peterconnorfirstpeterconnorfirst Member Posts: 6,225 Arc User
    jennycolvin wrote: »
    sthe91 wrote: »
    This seems to make sense being in Ten Forward not in Star Trek Online Discussion. No, I want the endeavors to remain the way they are.
    LOL, the joke just flew right past you, eh?

    - Avoid lagging on DS9
    - Find one gorn alive on Nimbus
    - Have none of your BOFFs lag behind half the map

    Approved! :D

    I would have them hand out very rare reward boxes each. Especially the DS9 one would take some doing these days. :s
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    felisean wrote: »
    teamwork to reach a goal is awesome and highly appreciated
  • borg0vermindborg0vermind Member Posts: 498 Arc User
    - Find a honorable fed player.
    - Find an area where for a minute there are no political or similar-based flame wars.
    - Find a DPS league player not talking about his own damage output.

    @reyan01 - passed Nuka challenge. 43 seconds.


  • borg0vermindborg0vermind Member Posts: 498 Arc User
    One of the reasons I hate time-related cheating.

    As a note, I'm quite used with Nuke-no-suite due to the Ground HP endeavor. Not as annoying as Ground SP where 90% of the shield regen does not count, but still needs some work.
  • fleetcaptain5#1134 fleetcaptain5
    fleetcaptain5#1134
         Member Posts: 4,782 Arc User
    Figure out where Kurland is.
    [4:46] [Combat {self}] Your Haymaker deals 23337 (9049) Physical Damage(Critical) to Spawnmother

    [3/25 10:41][Combat (Self)]Your Haymaker deals 26187 (10692) Physical Damage(Critical) to Orinoco.
  • fleetcaptain5#1134 fleetcaptain5
    fleetcaptain5#1134
         Member Posts: 4,782 Arc User
    Fly a Borg ship.
    [4:46] [Combat {self}] Your Haymaker deals 23337 (9049) Physical Damage(Critical) to Spawnmother

    [3/25 10:41][Combat (Self)]Your Haymaker deals 26187 (10692) Physical Damage(Critical) to Orinoco.
  • fleetcaptain5#1134 fleetcaptain5
    fleetcaptain5#1134
         Member Posts: 4,782 Arc User
    Deal 100k DPS.
    Using a Tribble.
    While surfing on Risa.
    [4:46] [Combat {self}] Your Haymaker deals 23337 (9049) Physical Damage(Critical) to Spawnmother

    [3/25 10:41][Combat (Self)]Your Haymaker deals 26187 (10692) Physical Damage(Critical) to Orinoco.
  • noemiecarnesirnoemiecarnesir Member Posts: 42 Arc User
    for the incoming winter event:
    -(easy) steal the place of another player for the cold race.
    -(hard) catch another player during the cold race.
    -(easy, average, hard) eat (10, 50, 100) pies
    -(easy, average, hard) use a conventional weapon against any foes and deal (1000, 5000, 10000) damages.
    -(easy) run the cold race while shape shifted by Q.
    -(easy, average, hard) throw (10, 50, 100) of snow ball against players.
    -(easy, average, hard) get hit by (5, 20, 40) of snow ball from players.
    -(easy) lost the competitive race.

    Other :
    -(easy), trigger the dance emote on Admiral desk (Fed) or on the Throne (KDF)
    -etc.
  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,231 Arc User
    They should make endeavors for stuff like doing psionic, electrical, NON-physical melee, proton, and toxic damage. :D
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  • ltminnsltminns Member Posts: 12,569 Arc User
    Spend over 10,000 Zen on a Single Ship in the C-Store.
    'But to be logical is not to be right', and 'nothing' on God's earth could ever 'make it' right!'
    Judge Dan Haywood
    'As l speak now, the words are forming in my head.
    l don't know.
    l really don't know what l'm about to say, except l have a feeling about it.
    That l must repeat the words that come without my knowledge.'
    Lt. Philip J. Minns
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