Technically you can only get a Darwin Award if you either die or otherwise render yourself sterile.
"Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
— Sabaton, "Great War"
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— Sabaton, "Great War"
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