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Alright all ye forumites...gather round....lets see what kind of puns we can come up with consisting of the Various species of STO...
Gorn puns, breen puns, lets see what the wordsmiths in this forum can come up with...
After all, it's either Gorna be epic...
Or it'll be so frosty the Breen'll be cold
Gorn puns, breen puns, lets see what the wordsmiths in this forum can come up with...
After all, it's either Gorna be epic...
Or it'll be so frosty the Breen'll be cold
The hamster will RULE ALLL....
Mwahahahahahahaha
Mwahahahahahahaha
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Random BOff: Idiom, sir?
Yes, that's right, my idiom. Okay, okay, apologies for the Monty Python joke...
Did you hear about the new pop song that's all the rage on Qo'nos? Yeah, it's called "Klingon To Me".
Did you hear the lecture Obisek gave the troops he caught brawling? Yeah, they got a real Reman out.
Did you hear Ambassador Gav snapped at the Andorian Ambassador during the diplomatic reception on Andor for getting the story of a previous diplomatic reception wrong? Yeah, he insisted that they 'Tell 'er rite'.
Did you hear what Captain Thelin said when he heard that his Chief of Security was coming back from her temporary assignment ot Delta Flight? Yeah, he commented on behalf of the crew of the U.S.S. Kirk that 'We'll always have Paris.'
Okay, I'll give you all a break for now...
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
Y you gotta Breen so cold?, it's all Gorna be fine ya know
it's been Ferasan since i've visited the fight thread tho...maybe summon a horde of barney teletubbie hybrids over there
Gotta klingon to mah puns lol
Mwahahahahahahaha
My character Tsin'xing
What kind of ride do you find at a carnival on the Ferasan homeworld? A 'Ferasa' Wheel.
(For FED Captains...) Where can you find Zarva when she's not in Engineering or on the bridge? At a 'Bolian Alley' (Bowling Alley, get it?)
Where can you find a Klingon in London? At 'Canary Worf'.
What do you call it when a servant of the Founders is crowned King or Queen? 'Vorta Royalty'. (For the Royalty!)
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
here are some really rotten ones.
What name do you call Sisko when he is visiting a specific ferry port in Kent, England? bendover
A Cardassian Gul visits the town of Venice on earth to do some trading, the Cardassian looks on confused as the trader asks him for old currency, what is it the trader wants? he wants some Ducats. the Gul by the name of Dukat looks on suprised that hes the center of attention again.
A Vorta and his bodyguard from the Gamma quadrant visits Haifa in Israel, The Vorta who is looking for some valuable stones to buy. The Vorta asks a passing stranger if he knows where to by some gems, the stranger said that he should travel to the district of Hadar to get some gems. this confused the Jem'hadar bodyguard of course.
There was a massive tailback going miles in both directions at a motorway line, a man on a sunbathing chair camped out on top of his lorry and container, a police man came to find out why this man is camped out like this. he asks "why are both sides are in a queue." as the man on the chair says "indeed, because i wanted to do this and now they return to me, great and glorious Q" *clicks his thumb and middle finger as the traffic and lorry disappear in a bright flash along with the police man*
Been around since Dec 2010 on STO and bought LTS in Apr 2013 for STO.
Winning.
Oh, now don't tell me you want in on all this! Well, ok. Look this that Egg Pawn hanging outside your window, pointing his laser rifle at you, waiting for my next order. He's doing his part. He helps conquer the weak-minded. He roboticizes the weak-bodied. Heck, he even helps keep the useless people from causing any trouble, but you know what? Join. Find the closest Nataran Empire roboticization center near you and join the ranks, before the ranks find you. Oh, I know, you figure it must be so satisfying to know I basically rule the world now, and you know what? It is, but do you want to know the true definition of satisfaction? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, you see a brand new event. They're giving out boxes that give old event stuff. Your dilithium is plentiful. You buy a whole lot of Phoenix packs on your main, and open them all. You get one epic token. Then, you decide, that since you have all the Breen ships and don't give a damn about the others, you exchange it for an ultra rare, and grab yourself a Jem'Hadar Attack Ship and for the hell of it, a Voth Bulwark. You open both, leaving the Bulwark in your vast masses of starships as you jump into the bugship and deck it out, deck by deck, into the most awesome Jem'Hadar ship you can. You fly it. You enjoy it. Eventually, you get bored and leave, leaving the old Bulwark never flown... until later. Your main is long complete. Your new alt main, based off some character you pulled out of nothing just to explain away some starship being in service without the command of your dear admiral, is also complete. Mostly. Their reps and doffs are hard at work, getting you stuff. You realize the potential, and head back for your dear admiral, pull the most Voth themed build you can out of thin air, and suit up in your giant ship in the shape of you know what. You head out... and cause all sorts of havoc. Enemies scream out your name as their very life is drained away by your swarms of Aceton Assimilators. They complain to the devs of your OPness when you revive yourself from death every time you die. Do you show any form of mercy? No. After all, this isn't the United Federation of Planets, this is mother frakkin' Starfleet, where you explore strange new worlds and kick butt never kicked before. Oh, and you realize that I just wrote another speech rivaling your own signature. Cool. Oh, wait, that's just the original draft, it is part of my signature now. Oh, and yes, I am aware that I have become a Canadian Regent; one day, sooner than you'd expect, we'll suddenly decide to take over the world and declare an "alliance", and I shall become it's Regent. You know, like the Klingon-Cardassian Alliance in the mirror universe of our beloved Star Trek. Oh, who'll we be taking over with? I dunno, maybe [REDACTED], or maybe aliens from outer space. Guess you'll have to wait and find out, won't we? Until then, don't ask too many questions, or else my Breen allies on Titania might pick up on your -- [REDACTED BY BREEN CONFEDERACY FOR REASONS] Also, psst... keep an eye out for flying Tribbles! Also walls. Big, great walls, separating entire continents apart. Walls patrolled by Tribbles. Flying Tribbles. Flying Nukara Tribbles. Don't worry, it's not like they were on Venus with a herd of Tholians or anything, they just like the extreme heat and brutal weather like acid rain and hurricane force winds as the norm. Oh, and definitely keep your eye out on any two-tailed foxes, because if they ain't glowing, they're definitely an imposter. Possibly an Undine, we caught one of those once in my place once. Oh, and if you find a two-tailed fox that doesn't like the cold... most certainly ask him to say sorry. If he refuses, DESTROY HIM WITH A DOOMSDAY MACHINE, BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH AGAINST SUCH AN OVERPOWERED IMPOSTER!
tr;dr, I am winning last post wins 3.0. Thank you for your time.
Told you it was Gorna be fine
Mwahahahahahahaha