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We will be bringing the Dribble server down to apply some much needed patches, a little wiring and some drywall repair:
General:
• Winter Event:
o Adjusted the Winter recipe ingredient so players will find it much easier to cook Meth. .
o All Epohh Breeding Duty Officer Assignments on New Romulus and the Winter Event have had their durations reduced from 24 hours to 23 hours and 59 minutes.
o The ice on the frozen lake used for skating will now break and allow players to fall through the ice at random points during the game. bajoran characters will have a 86% higher chance of this happening.
o Added Back options to the Winter Epohh Researcher's "Raise Gumdrop Epohh" and "Raise Sugar Plum Epohh" dialogue to include the choice of shooting it or donating the epohh to science.
o Q will now randomly stab participants of the “Fastest Game on Ice” with a spork.
o Added Gumdrop and Sugar Plum Epohh entries to the Epohh Trade-in Store, found on the GPL Conversion Unit in Q's Winter Wonderland. All of the other types of epohh trade-ins are now broken.
o The Snowblower and Caramel Assault winter items are now more obnoxious than they were before.
o Players using the jumping method during the “Fast and the Flurious” race will be incinerated by a photon torpedo from low orbit.
o Updated various areas of text which referred to the old Winter Prize Vouchers. They now refer to old lock box items, broken missions and the ever so growing list of bugs.
o The UI has been adjusted for “Tide of Ice” in order to make it even more of a sh*t TRIBBLE mess.
• Stormbound has been placed into the Future Proof tab in the episode journal and set as a level 60 episode. The tab will be disabled until the episode becomes fun to play.
• Resolved an issue where players which were auto-teamed would stay teamed up after exiting a queue. This was known as a ‘forced fleet’.
• Increased the maximum auction price of 500,000,000 Energy Credits to 750,000,000 Energy Credits. Now lock box ships can go for more ridiculous amounts on the exchange. Equity loan, first born and arm+leg will be added options coming in season 12.
Systems:
• Admiralty:
o The maximum amount of Campaign XP a player may earn within a 20 hour period (daily) has been adjusted to 10,000 per Campaign.
This amount includes the Daily Campaign XP Bonus.
All other Admiralty rewards remain unaffected by this change, and can continue to be earned after the 10,000 Campaign XP is reached or until they pass out from lack of sleep or die from lack of sex.
o Resolved an issue that was preventing players at 10/10 Tour of Duty in the Klingon Campaign from progressing. This issue was a result of the fallout from the Greek economy crisis and Qo’nos was unwilling to pay the dilithium bonus until a resolution was reached.
• Neutronic Torpedo:
o Renamed the Neurotic torpedo.
o 45% chance the torpedo will explode before leaving the torpedo tube.
• Updated the duration and activate periods of Fleet Coordinator to refresh the trait every 10 seconds. This should cause wide spread video card issues.
UI:
• Players can once again delete mail sent by the Exchange after paying a small fee of Zen..
• Resolved an issue where using "Delete Selected" in the mail UI would delete the player’s account.
• An error message will now appear when attempting to activate a ship the player already owns instead of plugging up your inventory and getting you all excited that you have another ship to cram into the Admiralty system, after you buy some shipyard slots, remove 300 items dropped in your inventory every time you drydock a ship and fail missions you attempt to win using only the one ship you had left................which was probably a crappy shuttle............or the NX............what was the question again?
Known Issues:
• Unlocked Trait slots become "Locked" when they are locked and unlocked unless the lock was locked prior to it’s unlocking, of if the current stardate contains a “6” or a small potato.
o This includes when teamed with someone at a lower level in an instance, otherwise known as a Pug or a AFk’er.
• Changing the windows in the Ship Tailor will now cause your ship to implode when going to warp.
• Players cannot challenge other players to a drinking contest.
• Items show up as empty when items are attached when composing a message……because they don’t exist……………….because it’s empty………………right. Keep playing.
• Bomb bajor..
We will be bringing the Dribble server down to apply some much needed patches, a little wiring and some drywall repair:
General:
• Winter Event:
o Adjusted the Winter recipe ingredient so players will find it much easier to cook Meth. .
o All Epohh Breeding Duty Officer Assignments on New Romulus and the Winter Event have had their durations reduced from 24 hours to 23 hours and 59 minutes.
o The ice on the frozen lake used for skating will now break and allow players to fall through the ice at random points during the game. bajoran characters will have a 86% higher chance of this happening.
o Added Back options to the Winter Epohh Researcher's "Raise Gumdrop Epohh" and "Raise Sugar Plum Epohh" dialogue to include the choice of shooting it or donating the epohh to science.
o Q will now randomly stab participants of the “Fastest Game on Ice” with a spork.
o Added Gumdrop and Sugar Plum Epohh entries to the Epohh Trade-in Store, found on the GPL Conversion Unit in Q's Winter Wonderland. All of the other types of epohh trade-ins are now broken.
o The Snowblower and Caramel Assault winter items are now more obnoxious than they were before.
o Players using the jumping method during the “Fast and the Flurious” race will be incinerated by a photon torpedo from low orbit.
o Updated various areas of text which referred to the old Winter Prize Vouchers. They now refer to old lock box items, broken missions and the ever so growing list of bugs.
o The UI has been adjusted for “Tide of Ice” in order to make it even more of a sh*t TRIBBLE mess.
• Stormbound has been placed into the Future Proof tab in the episode journal and set as a level 60 episode. The tab will be disabled until the episode becomes fun to play.
• Resolved an issue where players which were auto-teamed would stay teamed up after exiting a queue. This was known as a ‘forced fleet’.
• Increased the maximum auction price of 500,000,000 Energy Credits to 750,000,000 Energy Credits. Now lock box ships can go for more ridiculous amounts on the exchange. Equity loan, first born and arm+leg will be added options coming in season 12.
Systems:
• Admiralty:
o The maximum amount of Campaign XP a player may earn within a 20 hour period (daily) has been adjusted to 10,000 per Campaign.
This amount includes the Daily Campaign XP Bonus.
All other Admiralty rewards remain unaffected by this change, and can continue to be earned after the 10,000 Campaign XP is reached or until they pass out from lack of sleep or die from lack of sex.
o Resolved an issue that was preventing players at 10/10 Tour of Duty in the Klingon Campaign from progressing. This issue was a result of the fallout from the Greek economy crisis and Qo’nos was unwilling to pay the dilithium bonus until a resolution was reached.
• Neutronic Torpedo:
o Renamed the Neurotic torpedo.
o 45% chance the torpedo will explode before leaving the torpedo tube.
• Updated the duration and activate periods of Fleet Coordinator to refresh the trait every 10 seconds. This should cause wide spread video card issues.
UI:
• Players can once again delete mail sent by the Exchange after paying a small fee of Zen..
• Resolved an issue where using "Delete Selected" in the mail UI would delete the player’s account.
• An error message will now appear when attempting to activate a ship the player already owns instead of plugging up your inventory and getting you all excited that you have another ship to cram into the Admiralty system, after you buy some shipyard slots, remove 300 items dropped in your inventory every time you drydock a ship and fail missions you attempt to win using only the one ship you had left................which was probably a crappy shuttle............or the NX............what was the question again?
Known Issues:
• Unlocked Trait slots become "Locked" when they are locked and unlocked unless the lock was locked prior to it’s unlocking, of if the current stardate contains a “6” or a small potato.
o This includes when teamed with someone at a lower level in an instance, otherwise known as a Pug or a AFk’er.
• Changing the windows in the Ship Tailor will now cause your ship to implode when going to warp.
• Players cannot challenge other players to a drinking contest.
• Items show up as empty when items are attached when composing a message……because they don’t exist……………….because it’s empty………………right. Keep playing.
• Bomb bajor..
The player formerly known as Chunter.
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This... I can actually see that happening.
Yuz... Lolol
Like the bomb in Dark Star!
"He shall be my finest warrior, this generic man who was forced upon me.
Like a badass I shall make him look, and in the furnace of war I shall forge him.
he shall be of iron will and steely sinew.
In great armour I shall clad him and with the mightiest weapons he shall be armed.
He will be untouched by plague or disease; no sickness shall blight him.
He shall have such tactics, strategies and machines that no foe will best him in battle.
He is my answer to cryptic logic, he is the Defender of my Romulan Crew.
He is Tovan Khev... and he shall know no fear."