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Worf> I had a bad dream, where I had changed my message board post which others had previously commented on. Then they responded to my edited post saying that what I did was 'cold'. Problem is, I'm not sure if it was just a dream or if I had really acted coldly on purpose. What do you think doc, is my subconscious trying to tell me something?
Counselor Troy>. Frankly Worf, my contract doesn't pay me enough to take my eyes off the spots on that far wall.. What were you saying again?
Worf>. ... I wonder if I should just stick my head into a replicator and order something uplifting. Tis hard to be a Klingon.
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