Wait until they fail a snowball fight, and someone ends up in sickbay.
Also, the turbolift maintenance DOFF mission have a rather high "disaster" ratio, and when I begun DOFFing with my white DOFFs, years ago, I can't count the number of deaths I had with those turbolift. It was a death trap, my entire crew learned to avoid them.
We are using Jefferies tube nowadays. Safety first and all that.
I do... I can't find the screen shot but needless to say on my Delta Recruit my crew failed Crew Leave on Risa Doff assignment! Enough said. Worst crew in Strafleet! How do you fail at crew leave.. apparently mine can.. LOL
just found this to amusing not to share.
I have heard a lot worse, like the death of a doff in a snowball fight doff mission during the winter event.
but it does not mean you have the worse crew just that the doffs on that mission befell some unforeseen calamity like the breakdown of the weather control system and the holiday was a nightmare.
something like that can happen to anyone, you only need to watch an episode of the tv series holidays from hell to know that.
you should have sent them to recall, you are guaranteed a perfect holiday there, oops wrong sci-fi.
When I think about everything we've been through together,
maybe it's not the destination that matters, maybe it's the journey,
and if that journey takes a little longer,
so we can do something we all believe in,
I can't think of any place I'd rather be or any people I'd rather be with.
I once sent a Hirogen to a peace negotiation. It ended in disaster, with multiple fatalities. My Hirogen of course came back unharmed. I like to think he just walked in and gunned down the delegates. Probably should have explained to him what a peace negotiation was.
All my medical staff fail there assigned doff missions. Reports are the internet "server was not responding" and random disconnections, therefore they couldn't look up the patients symptoms to be told how to treat them.
Gotta watch out! Some of the most mundane assignments are the most dangerous! Like some simple ambassador duties are more dangerous than infiltrating the Orion Syndicate!
Can't have a honest conversation because of a white knight with power
Gotta watch out! Some of the most mundane assignments are the most dangerous! Like some simple ambassador duties are more dangerous than infiltrating the Orion Syndicate!
Yeah, I've lost Doffs to assisting Skrreean delegations before in assignments. I actually avoid and Skrreea related mission now, as I already despised that species in DS9. The fact that they got some of my Doffs killed didn't make that any better.
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Best one ever:
sent nausican doff to undergoe vulcan ritual = critical success
a day later sent purple vulcan doff to undergo vulcan ritual = epic failure :eek:
He got a virus from one of 'those' websites.
Also, the turbolift maintenance DOFF mission have a rather high "disaster" ratio, and when I begun DOFFing with my white DOFFs, years ago, I can't count the number of deaths I had with those turbolift. It was a death trap, my entire crew learned to avoid them.
We are using Jefferies tube nowadays. Safety first and all that.
I have heard a lot worse, like the death of a doff in a snowball fight doff mission during the winter event.
but it does not mean you have the worse crew just that the doffs on that mission befell some unforeseen calamity like the breakdown of the weather control system and the holiday was a nightmare.
something like that can happen to anyone, you only need to watch an episode of the tv series holidays from hell to know that.
you should have sent them to recall, you are guaranteed a perfect holiday there, oops wrong sci-fi.
When I think about everything we've been through together,
maybe it's not the destination that matters, maybe it's the journey,
and if that journey takes a little longer,
so we can do something we all believe in,
I can't think of any place I'd rather be or any people I'd rather be with.
Five times in a row.
Using purple security officers..
During a bonus Dilithum Weekend.
I was not happy.
Next time don't use security officers with unscrupulous. They actually found plenty of contraband, they just kept it and turned it in themselves.
(Sounds like modern medicine to me)
Yeah, I've lost Doffs to assisting Skrreean delegations before in assignments. I actually avoid and Skrreea related mission now, as I already despised that species in DS9. The fact that they got some of my Doffs killed didn't make that any better.