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  • judgemarkjudgemark Member Posts: 35 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    I wish people would stop hating, I wanna see how good of a job those guys would do, on second though, no I don't wanna see, they would call it complain online or somethings
  • captainoblivouscaptainoblivous Member Posts: 2,284 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    Sod it. To Bridge commander I go!
    I need a beer.

  • bruno960bruno960 Member Posts: 38 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    Ground Control to Hampster Tom..
  • sylkrodesylkrode Member Posts: 87 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    They're probably just rolling the dice, seeing how long they can keep the crazy train going before they have break the Krazy Glu out to put the pieces back together after it explodes.
  • shadowkoshshadowkosh Member Posts: 1,688 Arc User
    edited March 2015
  • atlmyklatlmykl Member Posts: 305 Arc User1
    edited March 2015
    lunar1974 wrote: »
    Are the server hamsters suffering from anal glaucoma?

    How unique. A hamster / server joke. You are the first person since the dawn of online gaming to make this joke. I am not sure this thread would survive without people adding a unique and original thought like a hamster/server joke.
  • lunar1974lunar1974 Member Posts: 13 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    Good thing Hell's Kitchen starts tonight...if the servers take as long as it does for a "few minutes" to pass for an update...its going to be a while.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    sylkrode wrote: »
    Why do you PEOPLE keep ignoring those of us who have been, for some time now, continuously saying "address the stability issues / bugs before adding new content" despite knowing and openly acknowledging our concerns are valid? Is it so much to ask to make sure the God damned server can actually TAKE a change in the game - RELIABLY - BEFORE adding MASSIVE new content?!!? I am very afraid of what will happen once you try to add this sector space revamp. We are heading very quickly toward a point where you have NO CHOICE but to stabilize the game, because it won't be working AT ALL. That day is coming VERY SOON. Then, your customer count and profits will drop to ZE-RO.


    THIS! THIS! THIS! THIS! THIS! THIS! THIS! THIS!

    In other news, a tribble exploded in the park today. No one was harmed, but many were overcome with fur.
  • shadowkoshshadowkosh Member Posts: 1,688 Arc User
    edited March 2015
  • lunar1974lunar1974 Member Posts: 13 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    atlmykl wrote: »
    How unique. A hamster / server joke. You are the first person since the dawn of online gaming to make this joke. I am not sure this thread would survive without people adding a unique and original thought like a hamster/server joke.

    Aww couldn't figure out the joke so you tried to troll...gg bud
  • bst011bst011 Member Posts: 36 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    atlmykl wrote: »
    How unique. A hamster / server joke. You are the first person since the dawn of online gaming to make this joke. I am not sure this thread would survive without people adding a unique and original thought like a hamster/server joke.

    I surely hope that is sarcastic.
  • derrico1derrico1 Member Posts: 281 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    sov42 wrote: »
    THIS! THIS! THIS! THIS! THIS! THIS! THIS! THIS!

    In other news, a tribble exploded in the park today. No one was harmed, but many were overcome with fur.

    now this is funny
  • ninamiteninamite Member Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    OMG! OMG! FEED THE TRIBLE, FEED THE TRIBLE!!! And then send whoever it was on feeding duty to the borg for assimilation. We don't need him. :D
  • sylkrodesylkrode Member Posts: 87 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    I find it pathetic that people are too busy picking apart my use of emphasis rather than discussing what I am actually saying.

    I'm sorry, I am an idiot, I am a moron, I failed to notice the text formatting bar directly above the field. I admit it. So used to chat, with the only option for emphasis being caps, I forget to look for formatting options.

    I still stand by my statements. All of them.
  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot Member Posts: 4,545 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    A challenge to pass the time!

    Can we get this thread to 50 pages before the server comes back?

    I don't think we can but it might be fun to try.
    A six year old boy and his starship. Living the dream.
  • shadowkoshshadowkosh Member Posts: 1,688 Arc User
    edited March 2015
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    sylkrode wrote: »
    I find it pathetic that people are too busy picking apart my use of emphasis rather than discussing what I am actually saying.

    I'm sorry, I am an idiot, I am a moron, I failed to notice the text formatting bar directly above the field. I admit it. So used to chat, with the only option for emphasis being caps, I forget to look for formatting options.

    I still stand by my statements. All of them.

    I was agreeing with you and adding a bit of levity afterwards. ;)
  • festerdogfesterdog Member Posts: 15 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    I hear that a Cat ate the Hamsters:eek:
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • moonstone57moonstone57 Member Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    Don't worry!

    The techs have arrived at the servers up in Boston!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d4RtvMQp10


    We should be back up shortly!
  • auckaaucka Member Posts: 38 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    sylkrode wrote: »
    I find it pathetic that people are too busy picking apart my use of emphasis rather than discussing what I am actually saying.

    I'm sorry, I am an idiot, I am a moron, I failed to notice the text formatting bar directly above the field. I admit it. So used to chat, with the only option for emphasis being caps, I forget to look for formatting options.

    I still stand by my statements. All of them.

    I am discussing the content of your post. Yes, you are an idiot. But I've been trying to be nice.
  • noshufflenoshuffle Member Posts: 271 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    judgemark wrote: »
    I wish people would stop hating, I wanna see how good of a job those guys would do, on second though, no I don't wanna see, they would call it complain online or somethings

    If your regular doctor would prescribe you the wrong medecine time after time for your headache, even after he is warned by thousands, wouldn't you start to complain ?
    OK, if I have to stay here for a while, your cieling ... looks idious.:D
  • lunar1974lunar1974 Member Posts: 13 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    Don't worry!

    The techs have arrived at the servers up in Boston!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d4RtvMQp10


    We should be back up shortly!

    HA HA HA! Loved that one!
  • bst011bst011 Member Posts: 36 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    sylkrode wrote: »
    I find it pathetic that people are too busy picking apart my use of emphasis rather than discussing what I am actually saying.

    I'm sorry, I am an idiot, I am a moron, I failed to notice the text formatting bar directly above the field. I admit it. So used to chat, with the only option for emphasis being caps, I forget to look for formatting options.

    I still stand by my statements. All of them.

    Other people were a little critical. you did state may valid points the main problem is the veterans are tiered of hearing it after hearing it fo years.
  • shadowkoshshadowkosh Member Posts: 1,688 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    What no one is really saying is that the hamster's walked off the job and took the servers with them
  • derrico1derrico1 Member Posts: 281 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    hamster invasion the whole east coast server is DOWN
  • festerdogfesterdog Member Posts: 15 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    Don't worry!

    The techs have arrived at the servers up in Boston!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d4RtvMQp10


    We should be back up shortly!

    Lol...looks like some of our IT people.:rolleyes:
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • monkeybone13monkeybone13 Member Posts: 4,640 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    Damnit Captain Smirk! I said across the servers, not up them.

    You made the hamsters go plaid.

    How many Gorn do we have on this ship anyway?

    Everyone at Cryptic stands up: "YO!"

    Oh ****! There goes the planet.
  • keepitnastykeepitnasty Member Posts: 0
    edited March 2015
    I liken the stability issues, e.g. regular amounts of lag, rubberbanding, disconnects, and the Cryptic STO team's aggressive... almost overwhelming amount of new content over the past 6 months ...to a man who wants to put a new floor on his home...the engineer tells him that his foundation on his home could use some work... but he believes he can add the addition... but any other additions would require repairing the foundation...the man...happy with his new floor... ignores the engineer and finds someone who will keep adding to his home...you can figure out what happens next...

    When players experience regular stability issues the common reaction is frustration...to different degrees...frustrated players do not spend money!

    If I experience regular rubberbanding for example...why would I spend $30 on a ship that I would not be able to enjoy using?

    If I am a new player, why would I spend any money at all if my fundamental game playing is regularly interrupted by stability issues?

    In short... new content will not continue to save the game if the foundation needs work...in fact...and no pun indented...you'll find things eventually crashing down...
  • shadowkoshshadowkosh Member Posts: 1,688 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    Damnit Captain Smirk! I said across the servers, not up them.

    You made the hamsters go plaid.

    How many Gorn do we have on this ship anyway?

    Everyone at Cryptic stands up: "YO!"

    Oh ****! There goes the planet.

    Love IT :D
  • quistraquistra Member Posts: 214 Arc User
    edited March 2015
    Everyone take a breath, please.

    Server outages happen. Just be patient.
    The artist formerly known as PlanetofHats.
    Actual join date: Open beta, 2009ish.
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