It's that time of year again...

lonnehart

Yep. Time to lay mines around the house, plant sensors everywhere, anti-air guns and missile launchers, HEAVY MACHINE GUNS, explosive tribbles... all in an effort to keep that jolly fat old man in the red suit out of my house.

I swear. I leave out cookies and milk (in a cooler) so I can have a midnight snack, only for him to steal it all and then leave some paper in my stocking saying something about ownership of a coal mine....


Um... what items do you think I should ask from the three STO factions to keep him out of my house?


Except transporters. ANYTHING involving transporters, gates, or any other instantaneous transportation. He seems to have a way to counter all of those...

jorantomalak

lonnehart wrote: »

Yep. Time to lay mines around the house, plant sensors everywhere, anti-air guns and missile launchers, HEAVY MACHINE GUNS, explosive tribbles... all in an effort to keep that jolly fat old man in the red suit out of my house.

I swear. I leave out cookies and milk (in a cooler) so I can have a midnight snack, only for him to steal it all and then leave some paper in my stocking saying something about ownership of a coal mine....


Um... what items do you think I should ask from the three STO factions to keep him out of my house?


Except transporters. ANYTHING involving transporters, gates, or any other instantaneous transportation. He seems to have a way to counter all of those...

Meh i just call Homeland security and tell them a terrorist in a red suit is flying around
that pretty much is the end of the jolly fat man.

grandnaguszek1

Try a Hirogen polaron pulswave assault. It even come with a flashlight attachment so you can see him sneaking around your house at night.