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themariethemarie Member Posts: 1,055 Arc User
...are Bolian candles made out of Bolians or are they just made by Bolians? This has bugged me for years. :confused:
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  • tekehdtekehd Member Posts: 2,032 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    themarie wrote: »
    ...are Bolian candles made out of Bolians or are they just made by Bolians? This has bugged me for years. :confused:

    They are made by Bolians out of the fat removed from the discarded carcases of people who demand answers from the Devs
  • furiontassadarfuriontassadar Member Posts: 475 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    For some reason, when the Kobali inject their reanimation virus into dead Bolians, they turn into candles instead.

    It's the darnedest thing....
    "There will never be enough blood to wash away my need for vengeance! A single world...I could destroy a million worlds and it would not be enough! Your existence is an insult to the memory of my people! I will continue my fight, even if I must fight alone!"
  • meimeitoomeimeitoo Member Posts: 12,594 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    themarie wrote: »
    ...are Bolian candles made out of Bolians or are they just made by Bolians? This has bugged me for years. :confused:

    Sir Bedevere: Now, why do candles burn?
    Peasant 1: ...because they're made of... wood?
    Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether candles are made of wood?
    Peasant 2: Build a bridge out of them.
    Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of Bolians?
    Peasant 2: Oh yeah.
    Sir Bedevere: So, logically, Bolians are made of candles!

    :P
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  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    I was disappointed to find out Blood wine has no Blood in it... I don't wish to know the answer to the candles
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  • architect13architect13 Member Posts: 1,076 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    themarie wrote: »
    ...are Bolian candles made out of Bolians or are they just made by Bolians? This has bugged me for years. :confused:

    What about girl scout cookies
    Have you tried the new forum on your phone?
  • themariethemarie Member Posts: 1,055 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    For some reason, when the Kobali inject their reanimation virus into dead Bolians, they turn into candles instead.

    It's the darnedest thing....



    Best answer so far! :D
  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    On another note, Bajoran Gratitude beads are made out of real Bajorans, at least mine are, and I'm very grateful :D
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  • thutmosis85thutmosis85 Member Posts: 2,358 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    themarie wrote: »
    ...are Bolian candles made out of Bolians or are they just made by Bolians? This has bugged me for years. :confused:

    I dunno ... but here's some music : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wbv_Iyk1wB4 :P
    Patch Notes : Resolved an Issue, where people would accidently experience Fun.
  • moonshadowdarkmoonshadowdark Member Posts: 1,899 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    neoakiraii wrote: »
    On another note, Bajoran Gratitude beads are made out of real Bajorans, at least mine are, and I'm very grateful :D

    Yeah, those are not Bajoran Gratitude Beads....those are Bajoran...."Booty" Beads.

    *sniffs you*

    And I'm pretty sure you bought those used.

    :eek:
    "A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP"

    -Leonard Nimoy, RIP
  • themariethemarie Member Posts: 1,055 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Yeah, those are not Bajoran Gratitude Beads....those are Bajoran...."Booty" Beads.

    *sniffs you*

    And I'm pretty sure you bought those used.

    :eek:

    And you sir win the thread. This explains why Bajorans are so grumpy all the time too.
  • pigeonofclaypigeonofclay Member Posts: 142 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    So.....

    Does that mean that Vulcan Meditation Incense is made of....


    NO! NO! NO! :eek:
  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    themarie wrote: »
    And you sir win the thread. This explains why Bajorans are so grumpy all the time too.

    When are Bajorans not Grumpy.


    "Ohhh no you killed my family, and burned my farm down" Boohoo

    Dear god the whining :D
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  • ecotec1983ecotec1983 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Yeah, those are not Bajoran Gratitude Beads....those are Bajoran...."Booty" Beads.

    *sniffs you*

    And I'm pretty sure you bought those used.

    :eek:

    Bravo I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair :D
  • kavasekavase Member Posts: 771 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    neoakiraii wrote: »
    I was disappointed to find out Blood wine has no Blood in it... I don't wish to know the answer to the candles

    Whoa, wait a sec...so, wtf is it made of then!?!:eek:
    Retired. I'm now in search for that perfect space anomaly.
  • thutmosis85thutmosis85 Member Posts: 2,358 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    kavase wrote: »
    Whoa, wait a sec...so, wtf is it made of then!?!:eek:

    Fermented Blood & Sugar afaik ... not really that different from "Blood Sausage", "Blood Pudding" etc ...
    Patch Notes : Resolved an Issue, where people would accidently experience Fun.
  • isvarnaisvarna Member Posts: 108 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    So by this thread's logic, Andorian Sleigh Bells are trophies made out of the losers of Ushaan contests. Slay bells indeed.
    ↓ ↓ This is why we can't have nice things. ↓ ↓
  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited December 2014
  • kjwashingtonkjwashington Member Posts: 2,529 Arc User
    edited December 2014
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    Support 90 degree arc limitation on BFaW! Save our ships from looking like flying disco balls of dumb!
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