Ban the person above you, any reason at all! Part III

zedbrightlander1

I feel so ashamed I can't even ban right now.
:: hides face in hands ::

zedbrightlander1

Another month, another ban.

cthuskyman

Banned for exhibiting public nudity (ala what the pic suggests). LOL.

zedbrightlander1

Banned for suggestive talk.

redeyedraven

Banned for almost having this thread end up on page 2.

zedbrightlander1

Banned by a page or too.

zedbrightlander1

Another month another banned toaster.

hawku001x

Banned for no image!

zedbrightlander1

Banned for truth. I have no image.

Perhaps I should hire a consultant.

fred26291

Bans everyone on risa wearing uniforms and EV suits. AND weapons!

zedbrightlander1

Banned for shaming. How Could You?

Banning myself for shaming you for shaming others. How Could I?

hawku001x

Banned for not even knowing. Banned....................... for not even knowing.

zedbrightlander1

Banned as a know-it-all.

hawku001x

Banned because I knew you were going to say that.

zedbrightlander1

Banned because - A bag of money can be a symbol not only of wealth, but also of tremendous inflation.
Did you know I was going to say that?

hawku001x

Banned because I only knew you were going to say that because you've been carrying that bag around since lockdown.

zedbrightlander1

Banned because the bag is old, but the money in it is new. I invested in Charmin just one month before the pandemic.

hawku001x

Banned for charmining people. You know what that means.

zedbrightlander1

Banned because I am imaging a mummy wrapped in toilet paper.
Thanks for that image.

neutronium09

Well, since I have to ban you, it will be for having too much imagination. Toilet paper mummies result in empty store shelves and shortages... I blame you.

zedbrightlander1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmRbfC6rQ3A
I banned this musical A.I .of John Denver for making me waste a whole roll of Toilet paper cleaning up the pants I bleeped in when it created it's creepy sounding A.I. songs.

redeyedraven

Banned for confessing being into John Denver.

zedbrightlander1

Banned by MP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_vt1KIV8zQ

redeyedraven

Banned for quick thinking.

korfi2go

Banned for burning my toast!

zedbrightlander1

Banned because you made me think I might be having a stroke. Thankfully, it was actual toast burning and not misfiring neurons in my brain.

fred26291

Banned for existing at all

zedbrightlander1

Banned for not existing infinitely.

hawku001x

Banned for existing beyond safety parameters.

zedbrightlander1

Banned because the universe is a spheroid region, 705 meters in diameter.