Ban the person above you, any reason at all! Part III

zedbrightlander1

Banned for being insane enough to think that you can fly merely for having wing. That wingspan ratio is all wrong. Grow larger wings before you hurt yourself.

stoutes

^^Banned for not even implying frying those giant wings.

Yum.

markhawkman

banned for thinking my wings would be tasty

zedbrightlander1

Banned for having Leather Jerky for wings.

stoutes

^^Banned for not taking the train to FlavoredWingsTown.

alexmakepeace

Banned for soap-flavored wings.

zedbrightlander1

Banned by Ivory soap.

markhawkman

banned for thinking someone's wings can be made of soap

stoutes

^^Banned for not trying.

alexmakepeace

Banned because if soap can be made of ivory, why can't wings be made of soap?

stoutes

^^Banned for implying that I said it isn't possible. Now wash your mouth, please.

cmdrscarlet

^ Banned for suggesting using poison as a form of discipline. SHAME ON YOU!

zedbrightlander1

Banned for truth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtEaka1QeV0

stoutes

Good to ban you too again, @cmdrscarlet . Missed ya.

^^Banned zed for sharing a vid which when you watch it without sound it's just... weird.

zedbrightlander1

Banned for removing sound - weirdo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVDYXB-der0

markhawkman

banned for embracing the heresy called "verbal communication".

hawku001x

Banned because here we are. Banning.

zedbrightlander1

Banned because it tax time.

stoutes

^^Banned for taxing bans.

hawku001x

Banned for being taxed and being Texan. Maybe. I don't know.

stoutes

^^Banned due to I can pay for my healthcare.

hawku001x

Banned because we Canadians prescribe maple syrup in all health situations. It's just the amount that differs.

zedbrightlander1

Banned because rumor has it that when a Canadian falls over, you can cut him/her in half you can count the rings and find out how old he/she was.

Also, syrup is Canadian hemoglobin.

hawku001x

Banned because that's true! But don't tell anyone.

zedbrightlander1

Banned because the Ban Thread is recorded live before a studio audience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0

hawku001x

Banned because, since that's the fourth wall, that's okay.

alexmakepeace

Banned by the Canadian flag:

hawku001x

Banned because ew. Also, banned for the new American flag:

zedbrightlander1

Banned because I was hoping to find a fifth wall.

Would that be floor or ceiling?

alexmakepeace

Banned by more than four walls!