Ban the person above you, any reason at all! Part III

admiralnat

On the twenty third day of banmas my true ban gave to me:

Twenty three lovers dying,
Twenty two Romulans hiding,
Twenty one Bajorans dying,
Twenty timeships timing,
Nineteen sensual Senshibat,
Eighteen Pakleds singing,
Seventeen Klingons a clinging,
Sixteen Gorns a gorning,
Fifteen Tovans Annoying,
Fourteen Nat's Inaning,
Thirteen Zeds complaining,
Twelve Banners Banning,
Eleven Defiants flying,
Ten Chocolate Sundaes,
Nine Phasers frying,
Eight dying redshirts,
Seven starships shielding,
Six Singing Sarahs,
,
Four Bird of Preys,
Three Sisko, Bens,
Two Turtle Heads,
and a Cardassian in a Ban Tree.​​​

bcwhguderian1941

Banned for bringing Christmas to... complaining, annoying, clinging, hiding, and dying x 2. Sheesh!! This is getting depressing.

jorantomalak

On the twenty fourth day of banmas my true ban gave to me:
Twenty four cups of tea earl grey hot
Twenty three lovers dying,
Twenty two Romulans hiding,
Twenty one Bajorans dying,
Twenty timeships timing,
Nineteen sensual Senshibat,
Eighteen Pakleds singing,
Seventeen Klingons a clinging,
Sixteen Gorns a gorning,
Fifteen Tovans Annoying,
Fourteen Nat's Inaning,
Thirteen Zeds complaining,
Twelve Banners Banning,
Eleven Defiants flying,
Ten Chocolate Sundaes,
Nine Phasers frying,
Eight dying redshirts,
Seven starships shielding,
Six Singing Sarahs,
,
Four Bird of Preys,
Three Sisko, Bens,
Two Turtle Heads,
and a Cardassian in a Ban Tree.

hawku001x

Banned because you and Nat are two peas in a pod.

jorantomalak

On the twenty Fifth day of banmas my true ban gave to me:

Twenty Five pieces of gold pressed latinum
Twenty four cups of tea earl grey hot
Twenty three lovers dying,
Twenty two Romulans hiding,
Twenty one Bajorans dying,
Twenty timeships timing,
Nineteen sensual Senshibat,
Eighteen Pakleds singing,
Seventeen Klingons a clinging,
Sixteen Gorns a gorning,
Fifteen Tovans Annoying,
Fourteen Nat's Inaning,
Thirteen Zeds complaining,
Twelve Banners Banning,
Eleven Defiants flying,
Ten Chocolate Sundaes,
Nine Phasers frying,
Eight dying redshirts,
Seven starships shielding,
Six Singing Sarahs,
,
Four Bird of Preys,
Three Sisko, Bens,
Two Turtle Heads,
and a Cardassian in a Ban Tree.

admiralnat

On the twenty sixth day of banmas my true ban gave to me:

Twenty Six crying Ferengi,
Twenty Five pieces of gold pressed latinum,
Twenty four cups of tea earl grey hot,
Twenty three lovers dying,
Twenty two Romulans hiding,
Twenty one Bajorans dying,
Twenty timeships timing,
Nineteen sensual Senshibat,
Eighteen Pakleds singing,
Seventeen Klingons a clinging,
Sixteen Gorns a gorning,
Fifteen Tovans Annoying,
Fourteen Nat's Inaning,
Thirteen Zeds complaining,
Twelve Banners Banning,
Eleven Defiants flying,
Ten Chocolate Sundaes,
Nine Phasers frying,
Eight dying redshirts,
Seven starships shielding,
Six Singing Sarahs,
,
Four Bird of Preys,
Three Sisko, Bens,
Two Turtle Heads,
and a Cardassian in a Ban Tree.​​

hawku001x

On the twenty seventh day of banmas my true ban gave to me:

Twenty seven lightsabers lighting,
Twenty Six crying Vulcans,
Twenty Five pieces of gold pressed gold bars,
Twenty four cups of tea earl grey burning,
Twenty three lovers living,
Twenty two Romulans sneaking,
Twenty one Bajorans rebelling,
Twenty timeships tiring,
Nineteen sensual sassing,
Eighteen Pakleds sighing,
Seventeen Klingons a klinking,
Sixteen Gorns a gorning,
Fifteen Tovans tovaning,
Fourteen Nat's Inaning,
Thirteen Zeds zedding,
Twelve Banners shaming,
Eleven Defiants defying,
Ten Chocolate Mondaes,
Nine Phasers phasing,
Eight dying yellowshirts,
Seven starships shouting,
Six Singing Natas,
Four Bird of Eggs,
Three Sisko, Thes,
Two Turtle Hats,
and a cartridge in a Ban Tree.​​

zedbrightlander1

Banned for editing then adding, or the opposite.

hawku001x

Banned because I've recorded everyone's bans onto a Beta cassette.

alexmakepeace

Banned because that ensures no one will ever view the recording.

markhawkman

Banned for not knowing how to read Beta

jorantomalak

Banned by this 12 days of christmas parody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4kqHqhvvsc

admiralnat

Banned because I think we need a new song.​​

conkav22

Not banned for heresy​​

bcwhguderian1941

Banned for liberalising the Spanish Inquisition.

markhawkman

banned for not posting a classic Christmas song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50IgzksUqpQ

admiralnat

Banned by the Spanish Inquisition. What ever happened to them? Are they still here somewhere in my stockpile...?
*Starts looking in my massive pile of stuff*​​

conkav22

Bot banned by the Laurasia robots under the my left sock​​

bcwhguderian1941

Banned because... its really time for you to go.

hawku001x

Banned because we did it! (Banned people, that is)

admiralnat

Banned because mission accomplished!​​

bcwhguderian1941

Banned for being so easily impressed.

hawku001x

Banned for exclaiming "Excelsior!" and then possibly snorting. Possibly.

alexmakepeace

Banned for exclaiming "Banned for exclaiming "Excelsior!" and then possibly snorting. Possibly."

bcwhguderian1941

Banned for "Excelsior" being impossible to exclaim! (and that was a cough, not a snort)

hawku001x

Banned because the new year will be here soon, but the stars and the planets will not notice because they don't have consciousness.

bcwhguderian1941

Banned for being that tight before New Years Eve!

zedbrightlander1

Banned by this painful video about a painful song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMxgttJpbZE

conkav22

Not banned for pain​​

hawku001x

Yes banned for say yes to life.