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  • kyrrokkyrrok Member Posts: 1,352 Arc User
    Banned for having all the heralds modules :D
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,769 Arc User
    Banned because I do not have a single one of those modules, therefore I cannot be banned.
  • turbomagnusturbomagnus Member Posts: 3,479 Arc User
    Banned because by process of elimination, the next T6 ship pack after the upcoming Escorts pack will include a T6 upgrade of the Dhael/Dhaelen Warbird.

    (First we got the D'Deridex upgraded to the D'Khellara, then the Mogai got the Morrigu, the Ar'kif got the Jhu'tel, the Ha'nom got the Kara and now the T'Liss is getting a T6 version in the Malem, that leaves the Dhael as the only one left...)
    "If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
    ^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,769 Arc User
  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Member Posts: 14,782 Arc User
    Banned because Gomtuu is a space conch. If you hold one up to your ear you can hear the ocean. Expect Gomtuu pets next Summer on Risa. :smiley:
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    Sig? What sig? I don't see any sig.
  • turbomagnusturbomagnus Member Posts: 3,479 Arc User
    Banned because hopefully Summer '16, we'll finally get an answer to the burning question that has plagued the minds of STO players since last Lohlunat Festival/Summer Event... 'What the devil is up with all that junk they added to the beach on the back island?'
    "If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
    ^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Member Posts: 14,782 Arc User
    Banned because one of those objects on the shelves made a kind of humming noise.
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    Sig? What sig? I don't see any sig.
  • kyrrokkyrrok Member Posts: 1,352 Arc User
    edited November 2015
    Banned for objecting to humming noises.
    Banned because by process of elimination, the next T6 ship pack after the upcoming Escorts pack will include a T6 upgrade of the Dhael/Dhaelen Warbird.

    (First we got the D'Deridex upgraded to the D'Khellara, then the Mogai got the Morrigu, the Ar'kif got the Jhu'tel, the Ha'nom got the Kara and now the T'Liss is getting a T6 version in the Malem, that leaves the Dhael as the only one left...)

    Maybe we can get a T6 Hegh'ta in the same pack as the Dhael
  • turbomagnusturbomagnus Member Posts: 3,479 Arc User
    Banned because one of them was a giant-sized Hirogen helmet...
    "If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
    ^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
  • messahlamessahla Member Posts: 1,160 Arc User
    banned for a hirogen bobbleheads
  • turbomagnusturbomagnus Member Posts: 3,479 Arc User
    Banned for 'bumper stickers' not being allowed on Starfleet vessels.
    "If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
    ^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
  • alexmakepeacealexmakepeace Member Posts: 10,633 Arc User
    Banned for wanting bumper stickers without the bumpers.
  • turbomagnusturbomagnus Member Posts: 3,479 Arc User
    Banned because I'm sure I could find a place.
    "If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
    ^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    Banned because by process of elimination, the next T6 ship pack after the upcoming Escorts pack will include a T6 upgrade of the Dhael/Dhaelen Warbird.

    (First we got the D'Deridex upgraded to the D'Khellara, then the Mogai got the Morrigu, the Ar'kif got the Jhu'tel, the Ha'nom got the Kara and now the T'Liss is getting a T6 version in the Malem, that leaves the Dhael as the only one left...)
    Banned for Lies and Heresy. Kara is an upgraded Ha'apax. Ha'nom is the science ship. Which does not have a z-store version but is the logical choice for a science vessel 3-pack.

    Oh and the army of ninjas is banned too. :p
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    My character Tsin'xing
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  • turbomagnusturbomagnus Member Posts: 3,479 Arc User
    Banned because the Kara is still part of the Ha'apax/Ha'feh/Ha'nom/Haakona family, so the overall concept is still valid.
    "If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
    ^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
  • admiralnatadmiralnat Member Posts: 22,432 Arc User
    edited November 2015
    Banned because

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    Winning.
    It's what I do. It's what I just did. It's what I'm about to do again. It's being undisputed emperor of an empire that cannot be disproved as the most powerful intergalactic empire in the entire universe; I always win, and everything I've won will definitely be won again... by me. It's my signature move, and thus, it's my signature. Problem, Sonic? Yeah, I mean you, Sonic, because you're being beat up, despite your being super. You can't even hit Shadow back, can you? Nope, he's too strong for you. Of course, I'm not Shadow, I'm the Super Emerald fueled fox that's pulling the strings; trust me, the fight would only be a few frames long if I were in it personally. Oh, and here's something for all you guys thinking you can win Last Post Wins 3.0; trust me, I'll be around a long while after the sun has already consumed the Earth while I sit out with the forum servers on Titan. Yes, I mean Titan... that comparatively little moon orbiting Saturn. It's a nice little place in a version of our solar system where the sun is a lot bigger. I mean, Mars will last longer than your precious Earth, but by then, it'll be one hot planet... and I figure Saturn's moon will be about the right temperate for a super-powered warlord. Oh, and trust me, I packed a lot of rings, and I mean a lot. Trillions, in fact, so I'll never run out of rings to power my super form. Besides, if I start to run out, I can just chaos control more rings into my reach. It's quite easy, really. You should try it. Granted, you'll never have the 7 Super Emeralds that I have in my possession, nor the Master Emerald that I've got hidden away somewhere... absorbed into my body thanks to Sonic logic, but whatever. I win. Again. I'm not kidding, either. Just check Last Post Wins, and if the last post isn't mine, it soon will be. Very, very soon. You can count on it. Seriously. By the way, if you're wondering, there's a really great Super Tails sprite sheet out there... somewhere... by some guy named shadow_91. These sprites are really great. Like, really good. Quality. Just like what I like to see in a sprite sheet. Also, credit to Joe T.E., his Sonic Battle style Super Sonic sprites have a great palette for a Super Sonic being beat up by Super Shadow, who's palette is from a Super Shadow sheet of unknown origin, but it turns out they were "borrowed" from a better sheet made by a certain Domenico. Oh, and the gif is actually a custom made super version of a similar gif, of which there are only 3 or 4 copies to be found by Google, and even then, evidently of an unknown source. Yep, it's one of those things. Stuff people have made, spread around, only for it to vanish and you to be the only person who still has a copy, not even knowing where it came from... like, literally at all. Oh, and anyone notice that Shadow's little chaos snap blast thingies are red and blue now? Yeah, I changed it. Problem, fans of purple? Yeah, I know you got a problem with that one, but you can just deal with it. After all, according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly... alright, alright, I'll spare you the entire Bee Movie script, just Google it if you want. By the way, ever wonder how your characters would've ended up if they evolved in another universe? Yeah, that. Think about it. Ok, so you probably didn't bother reading up to here, but whatever, here's a surprise for you guys over at ESD (RP) who were crazy enough to read this: Emperor Nat of the mcfreakin' Terran Empire is gonna be right all along! The universe is gonna go BOOM! *Thumbs up to the insanity*
    Oh, now don't tell me you want in on all this! Well, ok. Look this that Egg Pawn hanging outside your window, pointing his laser rifle at you, waiting for my next order. He's doing his part. He helps conquer the weak-minded. He roboticizes the weak-bodied. Heck, he even helps keep the useless people from causing any trouble, but you know what? Join. Find the closest Nataran Empire roboticization center near you and join the ranks, before the ranks find you. Oh, I know, you figure it must be so satisfying to know I basically rule the world now, and you know what? It is, but do you want to know the true definition of satisfaction? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, you see a brand new event. They're giving out boxes that give old event stuff. Your dilithium is plentiful. You buy a whole lot of Phoenix packs on your main, and open them all. You get one epic token. Then, you decide, that since you have all the Breen ships and don't give a damn about the others, you exchange it for an ultra rare, and grab yourself a Jem'Hadar Attack Ship and for the hell of it, a Voth Bulwark. You open both, leaving the Bulwark in your vast masses of starships as you jump into the bugship and deck it out, deck by deck, into the most awesome Jem'Hadar ship you can. You fly it. You enjoy it. Eventually, you get bored and leave, leaving the old Bulwark never flown... until later. Your main is long complete. Your new alt main, based off some character you pulled out of nothing just to explain away some starship being in service without the command of your dear admiral, is also complete. Mostly. Their reps and doffs are hard at work, getting you stuff. You realize the potential, and head back for your dear admiral, pull the most Voth themed build you can out of thin air, and suit up in your giant ship in the shape of you know what. You head out... and cause all sorts of havoc. Enemies scream out your name as their very life is drained away by your swarms of Aceton Assimilators. They complain to the devs of your OPness when you revive yourself from death every time you die. Do you show any form of mercy? No. After all, this isn't the United Federation of Planets, this is mother frakkin' Starfleet, where you explore strange new worlds and kick butt never kicked before. Oh, and you realize that I just wrote another speech rivaling your own signature. Cool. Oh, wait, that's just the original draft, it is part of my signature now. Oh, and yes, I am aware that I have become a Canadian Regent; one day, sooner than you'd expect, we'll suddenly decide to take over the world and declare an "alliance", and I shall become it's Regent. You know, like the Klingon-Cardassian Alliance in the mirror universe of our beloved Star Trek. Oh, who'll we be taking over with? I dunno, maybe [REDACTED], or maybe aliens from outer space. Guess you'll have to wait and find out, won't we? Until then, don't ask too many questions, or else my Breen allies on Titania might pick up on your -- [REDACTED BY BREEN CONFEDERACY FOR REASONS] Also, psst... keep an eye out for flying Tribbles! Also walls. Big, great walls, separating entire continents apart. Walls patrolled by Tribbles. Flying Tribbles. Flying Nukara Tribbles. Don't worry, it's not like they were on Venus with a herd of Tholians or anything, they just like the extreme heat and brutal weather like acid rain and hurricane force winds as the norm. Oh, and definitely keep your eye out on any two-tailed foxes, because if they ain't glowing, they're definitely an imposter. Possibly an Undine, we caught one of those once in my place once. Oh, and if you find a two-tailed fox that doesn't like the cold... most certainly ask him to say sorry. If he refuses, DESTROY HIM WITH A DOOMSDAY MACHINE, BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH AGAINST SUCH AN OVERPOWERED IMPOSTER!

    tr;dr, I am winning last post wins 3.0. Thank you for your time.
    Oh, look, an explosion...
  • messahlamessahla Member Posts: 1,160 Arc User
    Banned by 1000 ninjas

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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,769 Arc User
    Banned cuz samurai beats ninja, ninja beats mecha, mecha beats samurai.
  • messahlamessahla Member Posts: 1,160 Arc User
    hawku001x wrote: »
    Banned cuz samurai beats ninja, ninja beats mecha, mecha beats samurai.

    Banned by the big circle of..stuff
  • turbomagnusturbomagnus Member Posts: 3,479 Arc User
    Banned because what if the Ninja and the Samurai are both piloting Mecha?
    "If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
    ^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
  • messahlamessahla Member Posts: 1,160 Arc User
    Banned because what if the Ninja and the Samurai are both piloting Mecha?

    Banned because "everything is fine there is nothing to see here"
  • captz1ppcaptz1pp Member Posts: 931 Arc User
    Banned for lying to everyone in existence.
  • turbomagnusturbomagnus Member Posts: 3,479 Arc User
    Banned because, as Garak once said (paraphrased), "Everything is the truth, especially the lies."
    "If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
    ^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Member Posts: 14,782 Arc User
    Banned for telling lies about lying while paraphrasing.
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    Sig? What sig? I don't see any sig.
  • messahlamessahla Member Posts: 1,160 Arc User
    Banned for asking people to please stand by and not telling us why were standing by for
  • turbomagnusturbomagnus Member Posts: 3,479 Arc User
    Banned because you're standing by for further 'air conditioning'. (And if anyone's seen the movie "McHale's Navy" - not the series, but the movie - they'll get the joke...)
    "If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
    ^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Member Posts: 14,782 Arc User
    Banned for not knowing that you are waiting for the Indian to cry.
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    Sig? What sig? I don't see any sig.
  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    Banned for not being Ojibwe
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    My character Tsin'xing
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  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Member Posts: 14,782 Arc User
    Banned because the guy from that PSA wasn't even any kind of Native Tribal person. His real name was Espera Oscar de Corti and his parents were Italian immigrants. He had changed his name to Iron Eyes Cody when he became an actor. The Keep America Beautiful committee that picked him thought that they had picked a actual person with tribal ancestry. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Maybe they should have asked Mel Brooks.
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    Sig? What sig? I don't see any sig.
  • alexmakepeacealexmakepeace Member Posts: 10,633 Arc User
    Banned because most students of my hometown community college were Native American--mostly Navajo. I, as a white dude, was actually a minority there.
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