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Darnit Neelix! or Why Diplomatic meetings should never use Talaxian catering

mli777mli777 Member Posts: 90 Arc User
edited October 2014 in Ten Forward
After playing All That Glitter, I had a possible epiphany.

While Gaul is clearly an utter b#$@!%d, the other Vaadwaur seemed way too eager to wipe out the Talaxians. Then I realized why.

We fed them Talaxian cuisine. TALAXIAN cuisine. :eek:

Since Neelix was in charge, he probably gave that dead chef some ideas.

Let's remember what happened when Neelix got creative:

-"Macaroni and Cheese" - alien cheese infected gel packs; nearly doomed Voyager.

-"Even better than coffee substitute" - freshly brewed coffee should not be gelatinous. No wonder Janeway freaked out.

And of course, his infamous Leola Root Stew.

I feel sorry for the digestive systems of the Vaadwaur (aside from Gaul, since he's an arsehole).
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  • cheesebasketcheesebasket Member Posts: 1,101 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    They're talaxians...
    Their planet should've been used for an epic planet-sized bonfire, instead Janeway felt up to the impossible and tried to teach a talaxian true civility by means of general exposure...

    The end result: a dipstick that can't even make edible food, much less anything that tastes good. She probly kept him on voyager to keep species like the vaadwar from discovering talaxia. Mostly because she most likely wanted to burn it herself.

    I personally would've kindly asked the vaadwar where I could park my ship to join them in their merry bombardment...were it not for yon intelligence officer
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  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    I'm pretty sure the Vaadwaur were planning to shoot the place up when they got there.
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  • mli777mli777 Member Posts: 90 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    I'm just saying that Talaxian-catered "feast" probably encouraged them, or made them very enthusiastic about the plan.
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  • cheesebasketcheesebasket Member Posts: 1,101 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Gee, ya think. I'd torch and burn it because talaxia lol
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  • cptjhuntercptjhunter Member Posts: 2,288 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    I wanted to point at Neelix, Glare at Gaul, and and exclaim"You aint got the stones to do that again, I DARE YOU!":D
  • cheesebasketcheesebasket Member Posts: 1,101 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    And what would have happened if he called your bluff.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    cheesebasket wrote: »
    And what would have happened if he called your bluff.

    Then the galaxy would be free...
  • cptjhuntercptjhunter Member Posts: 2,288 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    cheesebasket wrote: »
    And what would have happened if he called your bluff.

    I would have saved the lives of countless Starfleet officers , who might have been assigned to ground missions with him. Or had to endure his food.
  • theraven2378theraven2378 Member Posts: 6,016 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    mli777 wrote: »
    After playing All That Glitter, I had a possible epiphany.

    While Gaul is clearly an utter b#$@!%d, the other Vaadwaur seemed way too eager to wipe out the Talaxians. Then I realized why.

    We fed them Talaxian cuisine. TALAXIAN cuisine. :eek:

    Since Neelix was in charge, he probably gave that dead chef some ideas.

    Let's remember what happened when Neelix got creative:

    -"Macaroni and Cheese" - alien cheese infected gel packs; nearly doomed Voyager.

    -"Even better than coffee substitute" - freshly brewed coffee should not be gelatinous. No wonder Janeway freaked out.

    And of course, his infamous Leola Root Stew.

    I feel sorry for the digestive systems of the Vaadwaur (aside from Gaul, since he's an arsehole).

    Who could forget his rootin tootin chilli, it gave half the crew heart burn
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    • cheesebasketcheesebasket Member Posts: 1,101 Arc User
      edited October 2014
      Hmmm...true, him killing Nellix would've proven most efficient...

      Too bad we can't bombard talaxia like our ancestors did iconia eons ago... It would've made for an excellent cleansing of the planet.

      Done right, we could've even reseeded the planet with what was originally on it, minus th talaxians...

      TALAXIAN INQUISITION is a go go :D

      Genocide...it's bad except against talaxians... Because it's impossible to like talaxians
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    • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
      edited October 2014
      cheesebasket wrote: »
      Hmmm...true, him killing Nellix would've proven most efficient...

      Too bad we can't bombard talaxia like our ancestors did iconia eons ago... It would've made for an excellent cleansing of the planet.

      Done right, we could've even reseeded the planet with what was originally on it, minus th talaxians...

      TALAXIAN INQUISITION is a go go :D

      Genocide...it's bad except against talaxians... Because it's impossible to like talaxians
      Yeah, about that.... aren't they slaves of the Haakonians now?
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    • cheesebasketcheesebasket Member Posts: 1,101 Arc User
      edited October 2014
      Curses...protected by slave status...

      EDIT: I could let the vaadwar do it, blame them for being unreasonable and the hakkonians for not protecting them good enough...and STILL clean the Talax out of talaxia
      The hamster will RULE ALLL....

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