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Ker'rat weather forecast

riccardo171riccardo171 Member Posts: 1,802 Arc User
edited July 2014 in PvP Gameplay
*Starfleet communication 179-12, stardate 87579.2*

This is Federation's news service. We're broadcasting sector-wide this week's Ker'rat weather forecast.

Previsions says heavy rain of KDF's burning hull, along warp cores explosions of the aforementioned ships.

Later during the week Ker'rat's weather should be fine, without any more clingons showing up, except for individual raiders willing to have a go to some Federation's prison.

We're seeing then how Starfleet ships, indicated with "A" on our synoptic chart are advancing conqueri... ahem sorry I meant securing Ker'rat, while lame KDF, indicated with "B" are rapidly going backwards to Qo'noS.

During weekend Ker'rat is going to be clear from KDF ships, with some Borg presence in the system and many loot critters as well. All captains are advised to engage and loot stuff at will.

This is it for today, thanks for staying with us and have fun killing KD... er fly safe!

:D
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  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    You can never trust the weatherman.
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
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  • cepholapoidcepholapoid Member Posts: 284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    Really? I could have sworn I saw a high pressure HoBOcain supercell system on the weather radar predicted to hit the second the low pressure fed drizzle rolled in :D
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  • deaftravis05deaftravis05 Member Posts: 4,885 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    I dunno, i go in with war parties of heavy cruisers and armed-to-the-teeth escorts. It's lovely
  • pieeatterpieeatter Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    I didn't know fed corpse's could predict the weather.... Most be a zombie forecast.
    Punish the feds!!!
  • vegie0vegie0 Member Posts: 480 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    This just in... Local weatherman fired for inaccurate prediction. In other news, the Ker'rat QQ mining operation apparently struck a rich vein when one or more klingon miners located a local weather man in Ker'rat. More on this at the forums.....
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  • dius1981dius1981 Member Posts: 500
    edited July 2014
    PUNISH THE FEDs
    OMEGA ARMADA & House of Beautiful Orions
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    Please keep the QQ to a minimum.
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  • knuhteb5knuhteb5 Member Posts: 1,831 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    We crushed the HOBO sneaks last night there that were preying on lone wolf feddies. We noticed the HOBOsters resorted to ninja-like tactics like using some poor Kling team-mate in a vo'quv as bait. Once we saw through the bait tactic and anticipated it like the boss captains that we were, the kdf tvaro's and bops were quickly dispatched, although a few them alluded us for quite some time. Go home HOBO!!!

    Oh, and I agree with the weatherman but here's my own prediction: cloudy with a chance of kdf meatballs...:p
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  • virusdancervirusdancer Member Posts: 18,687 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    Ever see the movie Groundhog Day? In it, Bill Murray plays a weatherman that rolled Fed that is cursed to repeat the same day over and over again until he corrects a fundamental mistake and changes his ways. I know I should put a spoiler alert here, but I can't remember the color code for the new background off hand...but anyway, eventually he realizes he must reroll KDF. Once he does that, he finds much honor - gets the girl - and lives happily ever after...
  • lucho80lucho80 Member Posts: 6,600 Bug Hunter
    edited July 2014
    knuhteb5 wrote: »
    We crushed the HOBO sneaks last night there that were preying on lone wolf feddies. We noticed the HOBOsters resorted to ninja-like tactics like using some poor Kling team-mate in a vo'quv as bait. Once we saw through the bait tactic and anticipated it like the boss captains that we were, the kdf tvaro's and bops were quickly dispatched, although a few them alluded us for quite some time. Go home HOBO!!!

    Oh, and I agree with the weatherman but here's my own prediction: cloudy with a chance of kdf meatballs...:p

    Their ultimate tactic? Calling Mini for help.
  • knuhteb5knuhteb5 Member Posts: 1,831 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    lucho80 wrote: »
    Their ultimate tactic? Calling Mini for help.

    We thought more of them would show up but they ran off like honorless targs and the battle was over. Perhaps mini is worthy enough to face us?
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  • drake122svkdrake122svk Member Posts: 731 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    Ladies and gentlemen, today's weather forecast indicates it will be raining overloads heavy in Kerrat. Don't forget your umbrellas, because preparation is everything!
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  • webdeathwebdeath Member Posts: 1,570 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    drake122svk wrote: »
    Ladies and gentlemen, today's weather forecast indicates it will be raining overloads heavy in Kerrat. Don't forget your umbrellas, because preparation is everything!

    I Would say there will be a 75% chance of Overload Rain, followed by a 10% Chance of FBP Hail. Resulting either way in a 100% chance of Falling.. or flying in Space's case, Debris. ;)
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  • bubblygumsworthbubblygumsworth Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    Waiting to log in to see what the weather is like after this patch haha
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  • bubblygumsworthbubblygumsworth Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    knuhteb5 wrote: »
    We crushed the HOBO sneaks last night there that were preying on lone wolf feddies. We noticed the HOBOsters resorted to ninja-like tactics like using some poor Kling team-mate in a vo'quv as bait. Once we saw through the bait tactic and anticipated it like the boss captains that we were, the kdf tvaro's and bops were quickly dispatched, although a few them alluded us for quite some time. Go home HOBO!!!

    Oh, and I agree with the weatherman but here's my own prediction: cloudy with a chance of kdf meatballs...:p

    Why are you flying under a KDF avatar and forum title? :/
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  • cbrjwrrcbrjwrr Member Posts: 2,782 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    I think I'm going to give Ker'rat a miss for a while, the latest buff to BO breaks any chance I had at surviving vapes now. At least before it was 50:50, now it will be more like 95:5.

    Ill just have to put up with boring PvE... :(
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  • riccardo171riccardo171 Member Posts: 1,802 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    *After-patch Supplemental*

    Looks like weather is going to be a little hazy this weekend, with many Beam Overload rains, glorious vape tsunami and Feedback Pulse coming out from every solar system nearby, and possible shadow presence of adjudicatorhawks.

    Starfleet ships are advised to carry a Quantum Focused Shield Bubble to protect themselves, an Ablative Generator, cloaking devices, an umbrella, a newspaper.

    Stay tuned for more updates :D
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  • lucho80lucho80 Member Posts: 6,600 Bug Hunter
    edited July 2014
    This week's forecast:
    Cloudy with a 100% chance of BO related insta-kills.
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