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Chuck Norris is OP. Please nerf.

locutusofcactuslocutusofcactus Member Posts: 651 Arc User
edited June 2014 in Ten Forward
Nerf Norris cuz he's just too good. Give him a Kryptonite or bash an attribute. Be creative and funny but note that this thread isn't about degrading him, just making him less OP.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the earth down... too bad he can't do any.
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  • saihung423saihung423 Member Posts: 548 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    I noticed something the other day...


    The Mexican cartels began their rise to power in parallel to Chuck Norris and Clint Eastwood's decline in making action movies.
  • jonsillsjonsills Member Posts: 10,502 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Chuck Norris is an overrated hack. I can't comprehend how he became a meme of badassery.

    The action-movie star I would never want to be in conflict with is Jackie Chan. He can do a lot more than roundhouse-kick someone who's standing perfectly still.
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  • virusdancervirusdancer Member Posts: 18,687 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Chuck Norris was once bitten by a poisonous snake. after three days of excruciating pain, the cobra died...Norris had forced it to watch a Walker, Texas Ranger marathon.
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    jonsills wrote: »
    Chuck Norris is an overrated hack. I can't comprehend how he became a meme of badassery.

    The action-movie star I would never want to be in conflict with is Jackie Chan. He can do a lot more than roundhouse-kick someone who's standing perfectly still.

    I wouldn't want to mess with Samuel L. Jackson. He plays Nick Fury, who once did this without getting injured in the slightest back when he was a white guy.

    And everyone knows that Black Nick Fury (AKA Real Nick Fury) is more badass than some white dude from sixties comics.
  • saihung423saihung423 Member Posts: 548 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Norris Overrated?

    Gotta disagree with you there.

    The man retired as an undefeated Tae Kwan Do champion, his only defeat came in his first fight as an amateur.

    He was the first westerner to achieve an 8th degree black belt in...can't remember..either Tang So Do or Tae Kwan Do.

    He once stopped a mugging by simply walking up and smiling.

    He was a pall bearer for Bruce Lee.


    His acting wasn't any worse than Shatner's, and in many eyes a sight better lol.


    The memes get annoying, I'll freely admit that.
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,770 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    bruce lee vs chuck norris
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  • jonsillsjonsills Member Posts: 10,502 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    bruce lee vs chuck norris
    Bringing it back to Trek, that scene reminds me of a line from DS9:

    "I cannot defeat this one. The most I can do is kill him. And that no longer interests me."
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    jonsills wrote: »
    Bringing it back to Trek, that scene reminds me of a line from DS9:

    "I cannot defeat this one. The most I can do is kill him. And that no longer interests me."

    DO NOT MESS UP LINES THAT REFER TO WORF!!!!!!!!

    From Memory Alpha:
    I yield. I cannot defeat this Klingon. All I can do is kill him. And that no longer holds my interest.
  • orangeitisorangeitis Member Posts: 5,222 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    jonsills wrote: »
    Chuck Norris is an overrated hack. I can't comprehend how he became a meme of badassery.

    The action-movie star I would never want to be in conflict with is Jackie Chan. He can do a lot more than roundhouse-kick someone who's standing perfectly still.
    Watch Walker: Texas Ranger.

    To be fair, Chuck Norris can kick TRIBBLE IRL. And has.
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  • virusdancervirusdancer Member Posts: 18,687 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    orangeitis wrote: »
    Watch Walker: Texas Ranger.

    To be fair, Chuck Norris can kick TRIBBLE IRL. And has, if I remember correctly.

    You might be able to remember, Chuck Norris can't. ;)
  • orangeitisorangeitis Member Posts: 5,222 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    virusdancer wrote: »
    You might be able to remember, Chuck Norris can't. ;)
    I editted a link in my last post.

    I'd say he remembers that.

    Edit: Also this.

    Don't get me wrong, I don't like Chuck Norris for his support of bullying(the Day of Silence thing). But I do recognize that it's a fact that he's a man not to be messed with.
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  • jonsillsjonsills Member Posts: 10,502 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    I've seen Walker: Texas Ranger. That's where I got the part about roundhouse-kicking people who are holding still for him. Lots of that.
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  • orangeitisorangeitis Member Posts: 5,222 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    jonsills wrote: »
    I've seen Walker: Texas Ranger. That's where I got the part about roundhouse-kicking people who are holding still for him. Lots of that.
    Did you read both of my editted posts?
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  • kintishokintisho Member Posts: 1,040 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Nerfbat is OP please nerf..
  • wast33wast33 Member Posts: 1,855 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    u won't nerf chuck norris. any nerf will result in a buff, so better not think about (he knows ya thoughts). :P
  • lomax6996lomax6996 Member Posts: 512 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Chuck Norris became OP only after Bruce Lee logged off... just resurrect Bruce Lee... ;)
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  • lonnehartlonnehart Member Posts: 846 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    This thread is starting to remind me of all those players ships named after him... in hopes of invoking his OPness when facing The Borg...
    *sings* "I like Gammera! He's so neat!!! He is full of turtle meat!!!"

    "Hah! You are doomed! You're only armed with that pathetic excuse for a musical instrument!!!" *the Savage Beast moments before Lonnehart the Bard used music to soothe him... then beat him to death with his Fat Lute*
  • orangeitisorangeitis Member Posts: 5,222 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    lomax6996 wrote: »
    Chuck Norris became OP only after Bruce Lee logged off... just resurrect Bruce Lee... ;)
    I don't think the universe is ready for that yet. We're still recovering from the awesomeness from his first life.
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  • fmgtorres1979fmgtorres1979 Member Posts: 1,327 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Chuck Norris is "unnerfable"
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,770 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    orangeitis wrote: »
    I don't think the universe is ready for that yet. We're still recovering from the awesomeness from his first life.

    The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering.
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  • chrisedallen89chrisedallen89 Member Posts: 17,293 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Get outta here Chuck Norris is a hack.. Bruce would beat him so bad he would be like a mop mopping the floor. Hell probably why he won't die Bruce is waiting in the afterlife to put a boot up there..
  • saihung423saihung423 Member Posts: 548 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    He admitted as much, but Mr. Lee had much respect for him. I like that as he got older he began to adopt Bruce Lee's "take what works and leave the rest" martial arts. I can't remember the name he gave it but Tang Soo Do and Tae Kwan Do can only take you so far as is true with most Martial Arts styles.

    I tried to pattern my learning of Martial Arts after that, going into Tae Kwan Do, Tang Soo Do, Shaolin Kung Fu (from my very favorite teacher Sifu Brian Grey, a verifiable badass himself), and dabbling in Cotton Fist and learning some hard Qi Gong training methods.

    Love the martial arts, just wish I could still practice. A bad back and bad knee have sidelined me from practice for the last ten years.

    Anyway lol, I babble.

    Jet Li and Jackie Chan are my top two for action movies. But Norris and Lee are classics.
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,770 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    saihung423 wrote: »
    Jet Li and Jackie Chan are my top two for action movies. But Norris and Lee are classics.

    how about some donnie yen :D
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  • lomax6996lomax6996 Member Posts: 512 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    saihung423 wrote: »
    He admitted as much, but Mr. Lee had much respect for him. I like that as he got older he began to adopt Bruce Lee's "take what works and leave the rest" martial arts. I can't remember the name he gave it but Tang Soo Do and Tae Kwan Do can only take you so far as is true with most Martial Arts styles.

    I tried to pattern my learning of Martial Arts after that, going into Tae Kwan Do, Tang Soo Do, Shaolin Kung Fu (from my very favorite teacher Sifu Brian Grey, a verifiable badass himself), and dabbling in Cotton Fist and learning some hard Qi Gong training methods.

    Love the martial arts, just wish I could still practice. A bad back and bad knee have sidelined me from practice for the last ten years.

    Anyway lol, I babble.

    Jet Li and Jackie Chan are my top two for action movies. But Norris and Lee are classics.

    Yes, for all the "Bruce vs Chuck" Master de-Baters out there... Bruce had tremendous respect for Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris was in awe of Bruce Lee (as were most who knew him).

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  • captainoblivouscaptainoblivous Member Posts: 2,284 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    OP is nerf, ban plz!
    I need a beer.

  • rustiswordzrustiswordz Member Posts: 824 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    What i would give to see a fight between Chuck Norris skills and Captain Kirks fight moves! The battle would last forever. :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAWnDksru4g Kirks top 10 fight moves! :D
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  • stoutesstoutes Member Posts: 4,219 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Chuck Norris in the woods:

    Well, how much wood, would a wooden chuck chuck, if a wooden chuck could chuck wood?
    maxvitor wrote: »
    Nerf is OP, plz nerf
    That's quite the paradox, how could you nerf nerf when the nerf is nerfed. But how would the nerf be nerfed when the nerf is nerfed? This allows the nerf not to be nerfed since the nerf is nerfed? But if the nerf isn't nerfed, it could still nerf nerfs. But as soon as the nerf is nerfed, the nerf power is lost. So paradoxally it the nerf nerf lost its nerf, while it's still nerfed, which cannot be because the nerf was unable to nerf.

    I call it, the Stoutes paradox.
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