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Fighters are not pets.

eisenshorneisenshorn Member Posts: 0 Arc User
edited May 2014 in Ten Forward
A pet is a small biological creature kept by human beings for amusement adn companionship.

Fightercraft are machines of death.

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  • kelshandokelshando Member Posts: 887 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    eisenshorn wrote: »
    A pet is a small biological creature kept by human beings for amusement adn companionship.

    Fightercraft are machines of death.

    /thread

    I guess you have never had a pet rock...
  • ddemlongddemlong Member Posts: 294
    edited May 2014
    kelshando wrote: »
    I guess you have never had a pet rock...

    Or a Chia Pet.
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  • jonsillsjonsills Member Posts: 10,460 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Thread is a mycorrhizoid spore thrown from the rogue planet colloquially known as the Red Star whenever its orbit brings it close to Rukhbat, the G-class star it shares with the habitable world known as Pern.

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  • eisenshorneisenshorn Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    kelshando wrote: »
    I guess you have never had a pet rock...



    I can't really imagine a scenario where Picard says: 'Mr Worf! Launch all pets!'
  • virusdancervirusdancer Member Posts: 18,687 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    eisenshorn wrote: »
    I can't really imagine a scenario where Picard says: 'Mr Worf! Launch all pets!'

    Janeway might have told Tuvok that though. ;)
  • ursusmorologusursusmorologus Member Posts: 5,328 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    eisenshorn wrote: »
    A pet is a small biological creature kept by human beings for amusement adn companionship.

    Fightercraft are machines of death.

    /thread

    Weaponized Tribbles

    /thread/thread
  • kalvorax#3775 kalvorax Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    jonsills wrote: »
    thread Is A Mycorrhizoid Spore Thrown From The Rogue Planet Colloquially Known As The Red Star Whenever Its Orbit Brings It Close To Rukhbat, The G-class Star It Shares With The Habitable World Known As Pern.

    This Is A String Of Messages Posted On The Internet.

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    I find this line of replies sadly hilarious. We put a lot of work into the massive list of fixes/changes above, and ya'll are hung up on the ability to skip our content. =p
  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    My Orions are rather cuddly thank you very much.
  • abaddon653abaddon653 Member Posts: 1,144 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    I resent this thread!

    I pet my fighters, I sing them songs, I feed them dilithium and deuterium and I tuck them into bed at night.

    On sunny days we chase each other through asteroid fields frolicking together as we blast Fed toadies into tiny bits.

    My fighters are as close to me as any member of my family and you sir are an ignorant technophobe.
  • paxfederaticapaxfederatica Member Posts: 1,496 Arc User
    edited May 2014
  • orangeitisorangeitis Member Posts: 5,222 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    eisenshorn wrote: »
    A pet is a small biological creature kept by human beings for amusement adn companionship.

    Fightercraft are machines of death.

    /thread
    You're ignoring the fact that words can have more than one meaning. "Pet" indeed has a different meaning in games.
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  • originalspockoriginalspock Member Posts: 809 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    My Orions are rather cuddly thank you very much.

    Is that a euphemism?
  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Is that a euphemism?

    If you want it to be one~
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    eisenshorn wrote: »
    A pet is a small biological creature kept by human beings for amusement adn companionship.

    Fightercraft are machines of death.

    /thread

    What about the F-14 Tomcat?
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  • catstarstocatstarsto Member Posts: 2,149 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    eisenshorn wrote: »
    A pet is a small biological creature kept by human beings for amusement adn companionship.

    Fightercraft are machines of death.

    /thread

    I guess u never had orion slavers before, 1 beam, low health...mine steal one a day, and nothing that great. Pets..

    now those firey underworld frgates are awesome!
  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Janeway might have told Tuvok that though. ;)

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  • peetapipmacpeetapipmac Member Posts: 2,131 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Is this a conversation that is actually happening? My God!:eek:
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