Banned for banning me for a completely justified reason.
It's called "My Immortal". It's one of like 6 fics with that name.
I had been trolling Harry Potter fics looking for another "HP and the Methods of Rationality" or "HP and the Natural 20"*, and stumbled across this complete pile of drek.
I think I can get a MST3Ked version in a few minutes...
EDIT: Here. MST3Ked version so that you can laugh instead of scream for mercy.
*Funniest crossover fanfic ever; a D&D wizard who knows how to use obscure rules to break the game ends up in the HP verse and completely destroys the plot.
Oh, that one. Banned for not knowing that My Immortal is a deliberate troll fic (or at least that's what the person who claimed to be the author a few years later said).
"Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
— Sabaton, "Great War"
Oh, that one. Banned for not knowing that My Immortal is a deliberate troll fic (or at least that's what the person who claimed to be the author a few years later said).
Banned for banning two people and because that is the WORST troll fic ever...
banned for not maintaining ample care-factor for the specifics of a complaint which in itself contains specifics but on a completely separate matter: that of time.....
and i rather believe that time is a companion who goes with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish every moment......... because they'll never come again
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Banned for not owning a dictionary.
Oh, that one. Banned for not knowing that My Immortal is a deliberate troll fic (or at least that's what the person who claimed to be the author a few years later said).
— Sabaton, "Great War"
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Banned for banning two people and because that is the WORST troll fic ever...
Banned because same here.
Banned because I'm Batman.
^ ban because I can wake up 9 minutes ago, and for hating on my 10minute ago wake up...
*Typed in real time -
Deal with it !
^ K... My way of dealing with it... is by banning you... and Eye for an Eye... a Ban for A Ban
...just kidding, it's for your non-use of French language.
Retrobanned for not already knowing about My Immortal, which is infamous on the internet, and avoiding it. Also for rouge angles of satin.
and i rather believe that time is a companion who goes with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish every moment......... because they'll never come again
banned for waining about it! (ba-dump-bump)
eh..wat?? =@.@=
banned for being Voporak!