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No. No. Nonononono.

centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
edited May 2014 in Ten Forward
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    catstarstocatstarsto Member Posts: 2,149 Arc User
    edited May 2014
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited May 2014

    I got as far as #6 and I died inside.

    Now this is my brain.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
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    lordvalecortezlordvalecortez Member Posts: 479 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    I think I just saw my childhood die. And lost all faith in humanity. And the will to live.
    Cheers from Antonio Valerio Cortez III, Half-Celestial Archduke of the Free Marches Confederacy.
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    steamwrightsteamwright Member Posts: 2,820
    edited May 2014
    A live action Chip 'n Dale makes no sense. Unless they intend to film the scenery only and CGI the characters, which still makes no sense. Alvin and the Chipmunks always interacted with human characters, as did the Smurfs, so a blend of animation and live action makes a certain sense. It has been a loooong time since I saw Rescue Rangers. I thought they only interacted with other animal characters. Maybe I'm mistaken. Did they interact with children, or perhaps Ranger Woodlore (of the Humphrey the Bear cartoons)?

    If they want a animation/live action blend, Disney should do the Gummi Bears. That was a fun show with both human and magical characters.
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    A live action Chip 'n Dale makes no sense. Unless they intend to film the scenery only and CGI the characters, which still makes no sense. Alvin and the Chipmunks always interacted with human characters, as did the Smurfs, so a blend of animation and live action makes a certain sense. It has been a loooong time since I saw Rescue Rangers. I thought they only interacted with other animal characters. Maybe I'm mistaken. Did they interact with children, or perhaps Ranger Woodlore (of the Humphrey the Bear cartoons)?

    If they want a animation/live action blend, Disney should do the Gummi Bears. That was a fun show with both human and magical characters.

    I know I'm putting my man card at risk here, but what about a new Care Bears film...?

    *Backs up slowly...*
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    catstarstocatstarsto Member Posts: 2,149 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    i always felt Rescue rangers never did chip and dale justice, they where at their best when messing with Donald duck iin those old cartoons.

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    hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,758 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    we must go thru w all of these in order to move forward
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    orangeitisorangeitis Member Posts: 5,222 Arc User
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    A live action Chip 'n Dale makes no sense. Unless they intend to film the scenery only and CGI the characters, which still makes no sense. Alvin and the Chipmunks always interacted with human characters, as did the Smurfs, so a blend of animation and live action makes a certain sense. It has been a loooong time since I saw Rescue Rangers. I thought they only interacted with other animal characters. Maybe I'm mistaken. Did they interact with children, or perhaps Ranger Woodlore (of the Humphrey the Bear cartoons)?

    If they want a animation/live action blend, Disney should do the Gummi Bears. That was a fun show with both human and magical characters.

    It sounds like they're planning a live action/CGI blend in the vein of those horrible Alvin and the Chipmunks movies.

    And as I recall, the Rescue Rangers mostly worked for (and against) other animals and occasionally went around saving people without the people noticing them. This often resulted in them being imperiled by those they were trying to rescue. The only humans who ever noticed their activities were small children (who were ignored when they tried to alert grown-ups) and a few recurring villains such as Professor Nimnul.
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    - Anne Bredon
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    mightybobcncmightybobcnc Member Posts: 3,354 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    God, I hate Hollywood.

    I'm just going to pretend that none of these exist which will preserve my childhood.

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    bitemepwebitemepwe Member Posts: 6,760 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    ....and the Idiocracy grows....
    Leonard Nimoy, Spock.....:(

    R.I.P
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    kamiyama317kamiyama317 Member Posts: 1,295 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Religious films should be educational documentaries, not fictional dramas only loosely based on other people's beliefs for the sole purpose of making money from them.

    I hope "Mary" sinks like the TRIBBLE it is. This is the same reason I didn't see "Noah".
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    I got as far as the link to the shirtless motor-oil wrestling match, and I lost my last shreds of faith in humanity.

    CURSE YOU, HOLLYWOOD!!!!!
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    steamwrightsteamwright Member Posts: 2,820
    edited May 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    I know I'm putting my man card at risk here, but what about a new Care Bears film...?

    *Backs up slowly...*

    "Care Bears"? *STARE* :mad:
    sander233 wrote: »
    And as I recall, the Rescue Rangers mostly worked for (and against) other animals and occasionally went around saving people without the people noticing them. This often resulted in them being imperiled by those they were trying to rescue. The only humans who ever noticed their activities were small children (who were ignored when they tried to alert grown-ups) and a few recurring villains such as Professor Nimnul.

    Ah, yeah, I forgot Nimnul. Now I see why they want the "Alvin" treatment. Still don't think it will work.
    God, I hate Hollywood.

    I'm just going to pretend that none of these exist which will preserve my childhood.

    I've had to do that ever since the so called "Green Hornet" film came out.
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    markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,231 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    I like the Smurfs idea. Why? Well, the first Smurf movie picked up at a relatively late point in their story, seeing an earlier point would be great! Also... Smurfette had a really messed up origin, and I don't see how making it into movie form could make it worse. :P I'd actually LOVE to see a movie take on THAT story. :P
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    lan451lan451 Member Posts: 3,386 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    People often ask me why I don't watch movies. This...this is why. I make an exception here and there (last movie I watched was ST 2009...in 2009) but never on a regular basis.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Guys.......remember that we are in America (or at least some of us) and the modern American viewer will watch just about any TRIBBLE that's put out there and call it epic when the film was just mindless action with bad acting or no plot whatsoever. However whenever they come out with one of those rare films that actually has a very good plot and good acting, the movie will always get bad reviews because it is too intelligent for the modern audience.

    I've always imagined a couple hillbillies watching an intelligent movie and saying this:
    *southern accent* "Did you understand this movie Billy sue? I ain't got no idea what was goin' on"

    "I ain't getten it either Billy Bob, you should go write one of yer bad movie reviews".
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    hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,758 Arc User
    edited May 2014
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    seseronseseron Member Posts: 337 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Hollywood is out of ideas and desperately reaching. There are plenty of creative writers and thinkers with great ideas wanting a shot, but those in charge are stuck in some kind of weird Quickcash zone or Get-rich-quick scheme. Has the mafia taken over? Is Cousin Paulie running things?

    I'm definitely sick of reboots and prequels. When will the pain end?
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    mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Don't gimme that weak Rescue Rangers nonsense. Where's my Ducktales or Darkwing Duck movie, Hollywood?
    I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
    I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
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    steamwrightsteamwright Member Posts: 2,820
    edited May 2014
    I'm not opposed to a reboot or a prequel. The project just has to have a clear purpose and bring something to the audience its predecessors never had.

    One could argue that Hamlet has been, ah, done to death. But each retelling here allows a team of actors to bring a fresh interpretation. And I'd argue that "retelling" is a reboot, of sorts. In a reboot, certain things are kept (the script in this case), and other things change, like the staging, costumes, timeline, etc. If I'd said "Olivier did the defining Hamlet, no more need be done" we'd lose interpretations from Mel Gibson (1990), Kenneth Branagh (1996), Ethan Hawke (2000), and David Tennant (2009, with Patrick Stewart by the way). Some you may not like, but others are excellent.

    Had the world refused prequels, we'd never have works like The Deerslayer by James Fenimore Cooper, written last of his five Natty Bumppo "Leatherstocking Tales" books, although it actually tells the first story of the character.

    I am opposed to a cheap hash made for a quick buck. Sometimes, a reboot is in order to clear the mess that was left by such action. I, for example, hope for a serious effort to be made at restarting the Green Hornet, a favorite character through all iterations except this last movie.
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    altechachanaltechachan Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    :: speaks up from the back of the room ::

    You guys do know that this also opens up the inevitable TRIBBLE parodies of said live action movies right?

    :: sits back down and stares at the floor ::
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    seseronseseron Member Posts: 337 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    One could argue that Hamlet has been, ah, done to death. But each retelling here allows a team of actors to bring a fresh interpretation.

    I'm all for multiple adaptations. One director might capture an essence of a work that another director missed. Some directors end up making a mess of things, and another director has to reboot the story to fix it. And some later adaptations might outshine the older versions. That's all well and good.

    However, Hollywood is on this reboot/prequel fad and they're wearing it out. It's like producers are going through the archives, looking for the winning lottery number, and in the meantime producing duds and mediocrity. With a better product, they might get away with it, but that's not what we're getting.
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    moonshadowdarkmoonshadowdark Member Posts: 1,899 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    :: speaks up from the back of the room ::

    You guys do know that this also opens up the inevitable TRIBBLE parodies of said live action movies right?

    :: sits back down and stares at the floor ::

    :eek:

    Why would....that is completely....no one even mentioned....


    *slowly backs away*
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    -Leonard Nimoy, RIP
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    mirrorchaosmirrorchaos Member Posts: 9,844 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    T6 Miranda Hero Ship FTW.
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    allyoftheforceallyoftheforce Member Posts: 735 Arc User
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    artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited May 2014
    Religious films should be educational documentaries, not fictional dramas only loosely based on other people's beliefs for the sole purpose of making money from them.

    I hope "Mary" sinks like the TRIBBLE it is. This is the same reason I didn't see "Noah".

    Isn't that just the basis for religion anyway :confused:.
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    maxvitormaxvitor Member Posts: 2,213 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    artan42 wrote: »
    Isn't that just the basis for religion anyway :confused:.
    Pretty much, but it isn't politically correct to admit it.
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