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Bacon, I do not like....

empireofsteveempireofsteve Member Posts: 665 Arc User
edited April 2014 in Ten Forward
I really do not like bacon. I have had cheap almost instant bacon and I have had fresh from the butcher shop half inch thick bacon and everything in between and everything in between and I do not like.

That is all.
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  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    empireofsteve wrote: »
    I really do not like bacon. I have had cheap almost instant bacon and I have had fresh from the butcher shop half inch thick bacon and everything in between and everything in between and I do not like.

    That is all.

    3...2...1...

    INCOMING!

    *Ducks beneath table.*
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,770 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    aw

    aw.......
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  • pwlaughingtrendypwlaughingtrendy Member Posts: 2,966 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    empireofsteve wrote: »
    I really do not like bacon. I have had cheap almost instant bacon and I have had fresh from the butcher shop half inch thick bacon and everything in between and everything in between and I do not like.

    That is all.

    Huh... have you tried tofu bacon? :D
    ryan218 wrote: »
    3...2...1...

    INCOMING!

    *Ducks beneath table.*

    I'm not that scary! :P
    I don't even have my pink fuzzy hammer finished.
  • zorbanezorbane Member Posts: 1,617 Arc User
    edited April 2014
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  • wildthyme467989wildthyme467989 Member Posts: 1,286 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    empireofsteve wrote: »
    I really do not like bacon. I have had cheap almost instant bacon and I have had fresh from the butcher shop half inch thick bacon and everything in between and everything in between and I do not like.

    That is all.

    I can't stick it either
  • empireofsteveempireofsteve Member Posts: 665 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    pwlaughingtrendy wrote: »
    Huh... have you tried tofu bacon? :D



    I'm not that scary! :P
    I don't even have my pink fuzzy hammer finished.

    I have tried tofu bacon. I have tried Canadian, turkey, many types of pork, beef, pancetta, I have tried frying it, baking it, I just do not like bacon.
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    CRUISERS NEED A 206% HULL BUFF
  • moonshadowdarkmoonshadowdark Member Posts: 1,899 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Then you are a dishonorable PetQ who deserves to burn for all time in Gre'thor.

    *crosses arms and turns back in place*
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  • tpalelenatpalelena Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    moonshadowdark wrote: »
    Then you are a dishonorable PetQ who deserves to burn for all time in Gre'thor.

    *crosses arms and turns back in place*

    He is a Porkdine Infiltrator, and thus doesnt like to cannibalise his kin!
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  • kojirohellfirekojirohellfire Member Posts: 1,606 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Burn the heretic! If he doesn't like bacon, we'll make him into bacon.
  • captainoblivouscaptainoblivous Member Posts: 2,284 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    kojirohellfire wrote: »
    Burn the heretic! If he doesn't like bacon, we'll make him into bacon.

    I'm Jewish you insensitive clod! :P
    I need a beer.

  • rylanadionysisrylanadionysis Member Posts: 3,359 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    OP, Get the hell off of my forum.
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  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    rylanadionysis wrote: »
    OP, Get the hell off of my forum.

    Ahem, your forum? I thought this was Lord Ba'al's forum?

    In all seriousness though, so what if he doesn't like bacon? I don't like cookies!
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  • lalajawalalajawa Member Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    I don't like cookies!

    So what your saying is you don't contribute to the girl scouts fundraiser every year?

    How shameful.
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    lalajawa wrote: »
    So what your saying is you don't contribute to the girl scouts fundraiser every year?

    How shameful.

    We don't get Girl Scouts in the UK...
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  • lalajawalalajawa Member Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    No girl scout cookies?

    Almost as bad as not liking bacon.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    We don't get Girl Scouts in the UK...
    So not only is the UK supremacist, but sexist also! I am ashamed of you... :P
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    So not only is the UK supremacist, but sexist also! I am ashamed of you... :P

    We don't have Boy Scouts either...

    We have Army/Air/Sea Cadets though.
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  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    We don't have Boy Scouts either...

    We have Army/Air/Sea Cadets though.
    Oh.... Well I feel like an idiot now....
  • steamwrightsteamwright Member Posts: 2,820
    edited April 2014
    empireofsteve wrote: »
    I have tried tofu bacon. I have tried Canadian, turkey, many types of pork, beef, pancetta, I have tried frying it, baking it, I just do not like bacon.

    hmm...there's always Beggin' Strips. :P

    Seriously though, what is the turnoff about all these various styles of bacon? Not knocking ya, just curious.

    ryan218 wrote: »
    We don't have Boy Scouts either...

    We have Army/Air/Sea Cadets though.

    Seriously? :confused: No Boy Scouts in the homeland of Lord Baden Powell? wow. :eek:

    Perhaps you can clarify for me...what is this website: http://scouts.org.uk/home/? ;) (I do acknowledge, though, that the website seems to avoid the word "Boy")
  • genrldestructiongenrldestruction Member Posts: 194 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Reminds me of a T-Shirt I've seen:
    There are two kinds of people: those who like bacon and those who are wrong.
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  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    steamwright wrote: »
    Seriously? :confused: No Boy Scouts in the homeland of Lord Baden Powell? wow. :eek:

    Perhaps you can clarify for me...what is this website: http://scouts.org.uk/home/? ;) (I do acknowledge, though, that the website seems to avoid the word "Boy")

    Okay, I'll correct myself; it's not as enfranchised as in America. It's not as popular over here.
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  • artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited April 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Okay, I'll correct myself; it's not as enfranchised as in America. It's not as popular over here.

    Maybe you are just in the wrong area, I had three within a Km of my house.
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  • hawke89305092hawke89305092 Member Posts: 237 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    pwlaughingtrendy wrote: »
    Huh... have you tried tofu bacon? :D



    I'm not that scary! :P
    I don't even have my pink fuzzy hammer finished.

    I can't stop picturing this...
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  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    artan42 wrote: »
    Maybe you are just in the wrong area, I had three within a Km of my house.

    Huh, maybe. I'm in East Anglia, so...

    P.S. That's all you're getting. Don't feel like violating the ToS.
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  • shandypandyshandypandy Member Posts: 632 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    artan42 wrote: »
    Maybe you are just in the wrong area, I had three within a Km of my house.

    Yeah, when I was a kid we always had a troop of cubs and scouts reasonably close to near where we were living at any given time.

    And we've got girl guides too. Don't they let the wimminz into the scouts now, too?

    Back on topic: I've said it before, pork scratchings > bacon. You can buy scratchings in a pub, for one .
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  • captainoblivouscaptainoblivous Member Posts: 2,284 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Okay, I'll correct myself; it's not as enfranchised as in America. It's not as popular over here.

    It used to be, but it's been in a significant decline for the last 30 years or so.
    I need a beer.

  • cheesebasketcheesebasket Member Posts: 1,101 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Not likeing bacon is...

    it's like not likeing flowers and sunshine...or kittens...

    WHY U NO LEIK KITTENS:D
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  • artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited April 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Huh, maybe. I'm in East Anglia, so...

    Ah the Broads? Maybe the Sea Cadets would be more useful :D :P.

    shandypandy wrote: »
    And we've got girl guides too. Don't they let the wimminz into the scouts now, too?

    Yes, since the mid to late '90s.
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  • steamwrightsteamwright Member Posts: 2,820
    edited April 2014
    captainoblivous wrote: »
    It used to be, but it's been in a significant decline for the last 30 years or so.

    ok, that makes sense.
  • cheesebasketcheesebasket Member Posts: 1,101 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    empireofsteve wrote: »
    I really do not like bacon. I have had cheap almost instant bacon and I have had fresh from the butcher shop half inch thick bacon and everything in between and everything in between and I do not like.

    That is all.

    These are the voyages of the U.S.S. Bacon.

    Red alert, all hands to stations...Commander Porkrinds...Fire the bacon torpedos, full spread
    Commander Greasly, rotate the anti vegan shield frequency, don't let them get our shields down.
    Lt. Cmdr. Frynalds...those meatstick arrays are all yours...Fire at will xD

    We can't let these vegans get a foothole on Bacopolis Prime.

    And where the heck is our reinforcements...there's half a vegan fleet here and there's only so much veggie a bacon oddy can take.

    Not to mention most of the defensive task force is made up of commander level ships

    We're holding steady so far...but that could change...


    And that's how a thought of a bacon ship turned into the beginnings of what might've been an interesting read. if i hadn't stopped myself while i was ahead...

    Who knows, maybe i'll keep it in the back of my mind for another time xD
    The hamster will RULE ALLL....

    Mwahahahahahahaha
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