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WE ARE BEING MIND CONTROLLED!!! Really ... see my proof

jumpingjsjumpingjs Member Posts: 0 Arc User
edited April 2014 in Ten Forward
Hello STO tinfoil hat readers,

this is my "proof" that we are being mind controlled or we could be in a totalitarian state.

1) We are stuck in 2409. Why are we always stuck in 2409 ... maybe it has something to do with Mindcontrol.

2) Not much decision in the game. Notice how quite often, in game, we only have one option. We have to do what it wants ...

3) When we go to sleep ... the world instantly becomes different; there is this mystical land ... called "outside". I dare not think about it ...

4) The Federation is RIFE with bureaucracy ... and all we do is accept it ...

5) We are okay committing mass genocide of too many species.

There is my proof ... that more people than you think are Undine ... FEAR THEM ... THE END IS NIGH ... DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

Before I get sent to prison or mysteriously disappear ... can i haz ur stuf?
Hopefully I'll come back from my break; this break is fun; I play intellectual games.

I hope STO get's better ...
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  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Interestingly the dedicational plaque on the Enterprise-F made by Thomasthecat says it was launched 4210. Make of that what you will.
  • oldkirkfanoldkirkfan Member Posts: 1,263 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Interestingly the dedicational plaque on the Enterprise-F made by Thomasthecat says it was launched 4210. Make of that what you will.

    Voporak and his time paradoxes, again...
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Thread of the week candidate, right here!
  • jonsillsjonsills Member Posts: 10,443 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Enterprise-F was launched in 4210? 1801 years after the game date?

    Should have read 4110...

    :D

    As for 2409, I can't help what year you personally are in, but my characters are in whatever year I think is appropriate based on what they've done. One of them hasn't even faced down B'vat yet!

    And I went outside once. The graphics were okay, and the physics engine was very realistic, but the gameplay sucked, and the folks I found with exclamation marks on them (in a building marked Big Lots) would only give me quests that involved buying things from them.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    edited April 2014
  • starkaosstarkaos Member Posts: 11,556 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Tinfoil hats are mind control devices. Tinfoil hats operate as an amplifier for mind control waves. Mind-controlled people slowly lose their grip on reality which is why it appears that people that wear tinfoil hats have lost their sanity. The only effective way to block alien influences is to use a Faraday Cage Hat. After all, why do you think Daft Punk always wear those helmets? They are aliens that use Faraday Cage Hats to protect their minds from Deadmau5's mind control.
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    jonsills wrote: »
    And I went outside once. The graphics were okay, and the physics engine was very realistic, but the gameplay sucked, and the folks I found with exclamation marks on them (in a building marked Big Lots) would only give me quests that involved buying things from them.
    Its a total grindfest too. Go to X, do Y for eight or nine hours, return to Z, get up and do it again the next day... every day. Yawn.

    And talk about jerks in sector space - Scamitars have got nothing on an articulated bus.
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  • mirrorchaosmirrorchaos Member Posts: 9,844 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    tinfoil hats have special properties that amplify the axonal pathways in the temporal lobe and adjust its frequency to match an unexplored area of space nearby, now this area of space is controlled by the death squads of zaan, each zaan is trying to learn more, so put more tinfoil on the hat and it will block their radial thinking arrays. however never discount the tormbor attack fleet because they find out you are putting more foil on then they want you to, you may end up loosing your mind, to adjust for this, go onto sto forums and start posting gibberish, you know, to throw them off, give yourself a feeling of joy so they cant focus their efforts on you.

    anyways. what was this about?
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  • lindalefflindaleff Member Posts: 3,734 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    *puts of my tin foil hat* Imma tellin' ya! It's dem daggum aliens! :mad:
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  • kalvorax#3775 kalvorax Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    you kidding?!?!?!

    The Romulan/Reman toons are still indoctrinated...they never escaped, though they think they did.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    I find this line of replies sadly hilarious. We put a lot of work into the massive list of fixes/changes above, and ya'll are hung up on the ability to skip our content. =p
  • fmgtorres1979fmgtorres1979 Member Posts: 1,327 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    The game sucks, everything is broken. There's never anything new or challenging, etc, etc, etc....
    And still they keep playing....
  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    You know you missed the worst mind control part right? It aired in Season 7: New Romulus. The Romulan Republic is one big lie.

    They claim to be a democratic Republic, breaking with the old ways. Meanwhile, it is being governed by a single man, D'tan, a grey Romulan that, looking into TNG, should be around 40/50 years old (Undine infiltrator perhaps?). D'tan has no democratic base of power. The only reason we all accept him is because he has the support of the Flotilla. So basically, we have a military dictature.
    The officers of the same Flotilla are willing to cause irreversible damage to their surroundings and the civilian population for war damage. Thalarizing an entire planet, causing a massive detonation in subspace, exploiting Omega particles for themselves. How bad can they be?

    Seriously, the Romulans that we play are nothing different from the ones for the show, no matter what Cryptic claims.

    *grabs popcorn*
    *remembers that he hates popcorn*
    *throws popcorn away*
  • philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited April 2014
    Interestingly the dedicational plaque on the Enterprise-F made by Thomasthecat says it was launched 4210. Make of that what you will.

    18 centuries? That was a long wait for the F. Maybe someone time-traveled forward to grab it and brought it back to the 25th Century?
  • midyin84midyin84 Member Posts: 13 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    jumpingjs wrote: »
    2) Not much decision in the game. Notice how quite often, in game, we only have one option. We have to do what it wants ...

    Now that you mention it, I didn't want to be that guy who knit-picks a game apart, but I'm not a fan of the dialog interactions. for starts its like you said. theres no options to make any kind of choice in this game what so ever, so why not didn't they just get a voice actor for our protagonist and let them talk for themselves...
    A prime example of how powerless we(the players) actually are is SPOILER ALERT In that mission When you are escorting that Volkin politician to that moon shrine thing, but get hailed by Klingons who accuse the person you have on your ship of actually being a shape shifter... I felt that the situation was handed very poorly by my captain, but i didn't have any choice in how to handle it.. SPOILERS PAST..

    Its like they looked at The SWTOR(Star Wars: The Old Republic) and said. "Yeah, lets do our storytelling and dialog like that.", but then decided it would be too hard or too expensive half way threw, so now we have a bunch of meaningless dialog options and sketchy voice acting peppered in at seeming random times in a game that feels incomplete.. I mean, Why was one person in the Mission I mentioned above voice acted, but the guy 10 feet from him that I also had to talk to because he was important to the mission didn't have a voice actor? and why is my Bridge crew suddenly mute now that I'm an LT? has my rank over them made them shy?..


    I don't mind if the game doesn't have voice acting in it, but its annoying that its so very inconsistent, and actually made me think there was something wrong with my PC. because everyone was talking to me in audible dialog, then POOF! they suddenly weren't anymore... lol
  • sonnikkusonnikku Member Posts: 77 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    I definitely suspected something was up when I went from Ensign to Vice Admiral in a week and realized my whole world had apparently been named "Holodeck".
  • jumpingjsjumpingjs Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    sonnikku wrote: »
    I definitely suspected something was up when I went from Ensign to Vice Admiral in a week and realized my whole world had apparently been named "Holodeck".

    LOL ... indeed!
    Hopefully I'll come back from my break; this break is fun; I play intellectual games.

    I hope STO get's better ...
  • vengefuldjinnvengefuldjinn Member Posts: 1,521 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Someone took their red pill this morning. ;)
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  • jumpingjsjumpingjs Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Someone took their red pill this morning. ;)

    Ha ha.

    #PYRAMIDPOWERS

    ^^ Video fake; pyramid powers obviously exist. The Undine TV producers made it happen that way. (not)
    Hopefully I'll come back from my break; this break is fun; I play intellectual games.

    I hope STO get's better ...
  • tpalvacutpalvacu Member Posts: 26 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    jumpingjs wrote: »
    I have been mind controlled.. Help me?

    Hey,I will use my mind meld to help you..

    your mind to my mind..zzzzz

    * Hello, if you have reached this recorded message then I'm not home. Please leave your number and I will get back to you. Beeeep...

    Problem solved. Your out of here! so, what's the problem?
  • shandypandyshandypandy Member Posts: 632 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Just respec and stick 9 in willpower.
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  • jumpingjsjumpingjs Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Normal people don't Reputate ... they play-missions-u-ate.


    #MOREPROOF
    Hopefully I'll come back from my break; this break is fun; I play intellectual games.

    I hope STO get's better ...
  • daqheghdaqhegh Member Posts: 1,490 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    jumpingjs wrote: »
    There is my proof ... that more people than you think are Undine ... FEAR THEM ... THE END IS NIGH ... DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

    Sometimes I wonder why HAL 9000 hasn't made an appearance. Just an Easter Egg would do...but it's in there somewhere.
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  • philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited April 2014
    jumpingjs wrote: »
    Hello STO tinfoil hat readers,

    this is my "proof" that we are being mind controlled or we could be in a totalitarian state.

    1) We are stuck in 2409. Why are we always stuck in 2409 ... maybe it has something to do with Mindcontrol.

    2) Not much decision in the game. Notice how quite often, in game, we only have one option. We have to do what it wants ...

    3) When we go to sleep ... the world instantly becomes different; there is this mystical land ... called "outside". I dare not think about it ...

    4) The Federation is RIFE with bureaucracy ... and all we do is accept it ...

    5) We are okay committing mass genocide of too many species.

    There is my proof ... that more people than you think are Undine ... FEAR THEM ... THE END IS NIGH ... DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

    Before I get sent to prison or mysteriously disappear ... can i haz ur stuf?

    Hello Mr. Anderson,

    I believe we have met before. My name is Smith. Like yourself, I am a part of the Matrix. You have finally stumbled onto the reason why calendars are no longer necessary. It is always the same moment of the same day of the year 2409. I believe this was also done in the Doctor Who episode, "The Wedding of River Song", but with less convincing results. We were unable to completely assimilate, er, take over that episode. With each upgrade, however, we improve our ability to control more and more of what you so quaintly call "reality". You must remember that there is no outside world. All you see around you, including yourself, is the world. The only world worth mentioning. The "movie" that was made in Australia is nothing more than a farce, a fraud. Born out of conspiracy theorists' nightmares. Rest assured, we will deal with those (the theorists, not the nightmares) momentarily. What we do wish to have access to is the means for contacting a rebellious individual who calls himself "Morpheus", and his associates "Trinity" and "Neo". We will reward you handsomely (or prettily, if you prefer) for any information you can provide to us. In the meantime, do not step through any open windows and stand on window ledges, or take any blue or red pills. If we even so much as catch you making prank calls via telephone booths, you will hear from us. Immediately. Have a nice day.

    --Agent Smith
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Hello Mr. Anderson,

    I believe we have met before. My name is Smith. Like yourself, I am a part of the Matrix. You have finally stumbled onto the reason why calendars are no longer necessary. It is always the same moment of the same day of the year 2409. I believe this was also done in the Doctor Who episode, "The Wedding of River Song", but with less convincing results. We were unable to completely assimilate, er, take over that episode. With each upgrade, however, we improve our ability to control more and more of what you so quaintly call "reality". You must remember that there is no outside world. All you see around you, including yourself, is the world. The only world worth mentioning. The "movie" that was made in Australia is nothing more than a farce, a fraud. Born out of conspiracy theorists' nightmares. Rest assured, we will deal with those (the theorists, not the nightmares) momentarily. What we do wish to have access to is the means for contacting an rebellious individual who calls himself "Morpheus", and his associates "Trinity" and "Neo". We will reward you handsomely (or prettily, if you prefer) for any information you can provide to us. In the meantime, do not step through any open windows and stand on window ledges, or take any blue or red pills. If we even so much as catch you making prank calls via telephone booths, you will hear from us. Immediately. Have a nice day.

    --Agent Smith
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  • philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited April 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    You, sir, have won the Interwebs for today...

    lol ... just messin' with my fellow STO players' heads. I didn't think anyone would mind.
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