I wish I had saved the 10 Bacon Commandments from another game's forums.....Wonder if it's still archived at Google......
Rylana to the rescue!!
he 10 Commandments of Baconicism - Bacons Revelation in the Fat Testament
The 10 Commandments are found in the Baconicism Bibles Fat Testament at Suinodus, Chapter 16. They were given directly by Bacon Lord to the people of Colesterel at Mount Barbec after He had delivered them from slavery in Meatgypt:
"And Bacon Lord spoke all these words, saying: "I am the BACON your Lord".
1: You may have other gods, but Bacon should always be the awesomest one you believe
2: You shall not make for yourself a Bacon carved image of any likeness of anything that is in Bacon Heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
3: You shall not take the name of the BACON your Lord in vain.
4: Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy eating a Cheeseburger with a lot of Bacon.
5: Honor your Bacon and your Barbecue Sauce.
6: You shall not leave Bacon at your plate, eat it all.
7: You shall not commit adultery, soy bacon is a deadly sin.
8: You shall not steal Bacon.
9: You shall not bear false witness against your neighbors Bacon.
10: You shall not covet your neighbors Bacon; you shall not covet your neighbors barbecue, nor his male pig, nor his female pig, nor his grill, nor his chilli, nor anything that is your neighbors and related to Bacon.
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A fabulous stay at the Waldorf Perfect World. Where you can bath in the glow of the finest forum on the interwebs.
Lol Interwebs... How is it they slammed out 6 games to perfectly working condition, but STO takes 3 times as long!!! I smell a great episode 9 after this
Well... so much for the ONE day this weekend I had to enjoy the Foundry Weekend... I mean, sure, it was scheduled in the middle of another grindfest event, so most people would be doing MU anyway (which is getting extended), but I was actually hoping to do the Foundry events today since I refuse to do another grindfest so soon after the last one. Sadly I work doubles the rest of the weekend so that event is now completely shot for me.
he 10 Commandments of Baconicism - Bacons Revelation in the Fat Testament
The 10 Commandments are found in the Baconicism Bibles Fat Testament at Suinodus, Chapter 16. They were given directly by Bacon Lord to the people of Colesterel at Mount Barbec after He had delivered them from slavery in Meatgypt:
"And Bacon Lord spoke all these words, saying: "I am the BACON your Lord".
1: You may have other gods, but Bacon should always be the awesomest one you believe
2: You shall not make for yourself a Bacon carved image of any likeness of anything that is in Bacon Heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
3: You shall not take the name of the BACON your Lord in vain.
4: Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy eating a Cheeseburger with a lot of Bacon.
5: Honor your Bacon and your Barbecue Sauce.
6: You shall not leave Bacon at your plate, eat it all.
7: You shall not commit adultery, soy bacon is a deadly sin.
8: You shall not steal Bacon.
9: You shall not bear false witness against your neighbors Bacon.
10: You shall not covet your neighbors Bacon; you shall not covet your neighbors barbecue, nor his male pig, nor his female pig, nor his grill, nor his chilli, nor anything that is your neighbors and related to Bacon.
You missed the commandment: "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Bacon!"
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Rylana to the rescue!!
he 10 Commandments of Baconicism - Bacons Revelation in the Fat Testament
The 10 Commandments are found in the Baconicism Bibles Fat Testament at Suinodus, Chapter 16. They were given directly by Bacon Lord to the people of Colesterel at Mount Barbec after He had delivered them from slavery in Meatgypt:
"And Bacon Lord spoke all these words, saying: "I am the BACON your Lord".
1: You may have other gods, but Bacon should always be the awesomest one you believe
2: You shall not make for yourself a Bacon carved image of any likeness of anything that is in Bacon Heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
3: You shall not take the name of the BACON your Lord in vain.
4: Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy eating a Cheeseburger with a lot of Bacon.
5: Honor your Bacon and your Barbecue Sauce.
6: You shall not leave Bacon at your plate, eat it all.
7: You shall not commit adultery, soy bacon is a deadly sin.
8: You shall not steal Bacon.
9: You shall not bear false witness against your neighbors Bacon.
10: You shall not covet your neighbors Bacon; you shall not covet your neighbors barbecue, nor his male pig, nor his female pig, nor his grill, nor his chilli, nor anything that is your neighbors and related to Bacon.
Fleet Admiral Rylana - Fed Tac - U.S.S Wild Card - Tactical Miracle Worker Cruiser
Lifetime Subscriber since 2012 == 17,200 Accolades = RIP PvP and Vice Squad
Chief of Starfleet Intelligence Service == Praise Cheesus
Please don't tell me that you actually believe that.
The only thing more scary than not knowing your rights is thinking you have rights you do not.
Freedom of speech has absolutely nothing, zero, zilch to do with messages on a privately owned message board online.
You are allowed to post at the discretion of the owners of this site, you have absolutely no "right" whatsoever to do so, here or any place else.
But isn't Q the most wonderful being we've ever... *gets beat down by countless individuals of all factions*
OH SNAP!!! HAHAHA
Cheers,
Brandon =/\=
well if they got through fixing the game, they got nothing else to do but hang out here with us mere mortals...
That right there is ever so true..
wishstone?:eek:
Lol Interwebs... How is it they slammed out 6 games to perfectly working condition, but STO takes 3 times as long!!! I smell a great episode 9 after this
I'm getting bored here!!
I'm basically paid at work to have the time to play!!
If you're going to listen to something waiting for the server to come back up, at least make it worthwhile...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN0JXPlsvmI
Enjoy the waiting music
I find it entirely appropriate that a Moderator on this forum should be called "Q", and have a title of "Omnipotent Moderator".
It's the 1st thing all day in this thread that has made me chuckle.
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Dont mess with me man.. im having a nerd.. withdrawal
you get owned again dude ? you shoulda offered bacon to trendy then maybe just maybe you wont get pwned lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
And don't forget it.
You missed the commandment: "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Bacon!"
Fleet Admiral Rylana - Fed Tac - U.S.S Wild Card - Tactical Miracle Worker Cruiser
Lifetime Subscriber since 2012 == 17,200 Accolades = RIP PvP and Vice Squad
Chief of Starfleet Intelligence Service == Praise Cheesus
All hail Q and his power to get me a Temporal Destroyer!
ask and ye shall receive....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ0epRjfGLw
Hmm.. Abraham Lincoln?
and so handsome
Fleet Admiral Rylana - Fed Tac - U.S.S Wild Card - Tactical Miracle Worker Cruiser
Lifetime Subscriber since 2012 == 17,200 Accolades = RIP PvP and Vice Squad
Chief of Starfleet Intelligence Service == Praise Cheesus