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All hail Bacon!

jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
edited March 2014 in Ten Forward
Everybody! There is an urgent announcement from an extraterrestrial origin!

Message is as follows:

'Human fools, we are Bacon. You do not realise that we Bacons have been plotting your downfall! However. there is an alternative! If you worship Lord Bacon, you will survive the invasion and be rewarded for your loyalty! In this, thing you Humans call a 'thread' you can say that you worship Bacon! And before you think Sovereign Lord Ba'al will defeat us, he is one of our minions! Worship Bacon, or you will die!'

Message ends!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • nagrom7nagrom7 Member Posts: 995 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    I for one welcome our new Bacon overlords...
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • maelstromvortexmaelstromvortex Member Posts: 132 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    Everybody! There is an urgent announcement from an extraterrestrial origin!

    Message is as follows:

    'Human fools, we are Bacon. You do not realise that we Bacons have been plotting your downfall! However. there is an alternative! If you worship Lord Bacon, you will survive the invasion and be rewarded for your loyalty! In this, thing you Humans call a 'thread' you can say that you worship Bacon! And before you think Sovereign Lord Ba'al will defeat us, he is one of our minions! Worship Bacon, or you will die!'

    Message ends!

    Worship Bacon? Okay, but in my own way.. *devours Bacon*.
  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    maelstromvortex wrote: »
    Worship Bacon? Okay, but in my own way.. *devours Bacon*.

    *shoots Maelstrom*

    Anyway, which position did you want nagrom? There is an opening for the minister of Making Sure Nobody Eats Bacon. If you get that position, I can give you half of Mars? It comes with free Terraforming that only takes 5 minutes, and you'll get your own pleasure palace, along with a platoon of elite Bacon warriors?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • captainpirkocaptainpirko Member Posts: 270 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    never eating bacon??!? what is this rubbish! CHAAAARRRGGGEEEEE!!!! take back our freedom! give us back our crispy bacon!!!!!!111!!11!!!!1!!!1
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    captainpirko wrote: »
    never eating bacon??!? what is this rubbish! CHAAAARRRGGGEEEEE!!!! take back our freedom! give us back our crispy bacon!!!!!!111!!11!!!!1!!!1

    Don't worry, I'll get my buddy the sith emperor to force drain Lord Bacon.
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  • starkaosstarkaos Member Posts: 11,556 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Lord Bacon is no match for the All American Breakfast.
  • mightybobcncmightybobcnc Member Posts: 3,354 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Bacon can't repel firepower of that magnitude!!!!
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  • aeronavataraeronavatar Member Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Don't worry, I'll get my buddy the sith emperor to force drain Lord Bacon.

    I shall protect Lord Bacon with my life! Defend the Bacon!
  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Don't worry, I'll get my buddy the sith emperor to force drain Lord Bacon.

    *sighs* fool, the Sith are Bacons minions! They're well respected members of the Bacon Empire!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • starkaosstarkaos Member Posts: 11,556 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    *sighs* fool, the Sith are Bacons minions! They're well respected members of the Bacon Empire!

    You know nothing about the Sith. The Sith are always known for stabbing gullible allies in the back or secretly mind controlling various leaders. So either the Sith are going to betray Lord Bacon or Lord Bacon is the Sith's minion.
  • maxvitormaxvitor Member Posts: 2,213 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    A world where we can't eat bacon, the thought is simply too horrible to contemplate.
    If something is not broken, don't fix it, if it is broken, don't leave it broken.
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  • idronaidrona Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Mmmm .. hail bacon.
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  • mondoidmondoid Member Posts: 305 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8G-UKr0Bl0
  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    *sigh* You'll still be able to eat Bacon, in fact, the Bacon will be even better!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • maxvitormaxvitor Member Posts: 2,213 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    This thread is making me hungry.
    If something is not broken, don't fix it, if it is broken, don't leave it broken.
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  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    maxvitor wrote: »
    This thread is making me hungry.

    :) GOOD! That was kinda the point of the thread :D
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Dare to dream.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,767 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    celery

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  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot
    thunderfoot#5163
         Member Posts: 4,545 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    I refuse to be in thrall to some processed pork product which has set itself up as some sort of overly melodramatic petty opera tinhorn dictator.

    Bacon serves me, not the other way 'round.

    Waitaminnit, that doesn't look right upon reading it again...
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