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If you could talk to a "Loot Critter", what do you think it'd say?

lonnehartlonnehart Member Posts: 846 Arc User
edited February 2014 in Ten Forward
Yeah, I'm aware it's a bug. Ran into it for the first time and thought it would make an entertaining thread. So if you could talk to the loot, what do you think it'd say?


Player: Wow! I can't believe it! Donatra dropped a Lockbox for me!!!

Dropped Lockbos (trembling): I hope he doesn't have a key I hope he doesn't have a key... mommie...!
*sings* "I like Gammera! He's so neat!!! He is full of turtle meat!!!"

"Hah! You are doomed! You're only armed with that pathetic excuse for a musical instrument!!!" *the Savage Beast moments before Lonnehart the Bard used music to soothe him... then beat him to death with his Fat Lute*
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  • hrisvalarhrisvalar Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    You no take candle!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Reave
  • abystander0abystander0 Member Posts: 649 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    hrisvalar wrote: »
    You no take candle!

    We have a winner.
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Mine! Mine! Mine!
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  • burstorionburstorion Member Posts: 1,750 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    "Hi there! I'm Loot Critter, pleased to meet cha!"

    "..Umm...why are you looking at me like that? its making me embarrassed...."

    "...whats with that evil, wanton grin? what, you say I have something you want..?"

    "Don't be so forward! I'll only give -that- to the one I dropped for!"

    "No, no, nooo! I need that to live! don't pull out my Pri-AAAAH!"

    [several slurping, slashing, splashing noises are heard, followed by the thud of the opened up loot critter]

    :D
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  • spaceeagle20spaceeagle20 Member Posts: 971 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    "I'm a faaaaaake!"
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  • mikec1013mikec1013 Member Posts: 152 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    "Hey kid, want some candy?"
  • artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited February 2014
    I Khan believe it's Breen and Gorn.
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  • lonnehartlonnehart Member Posts: 846 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    burstorion wrote: »
    "Hi there! I'm Loot Critter, pleased to meet cha!"

    "..Umm...why are you looking at me like that? its making me embarrassed...."

    "...whats with that evil, wanton grin? what, you say I have something you want..?"

    "Don't be so forward! I'll only give -that- to the one I dropped for!"

    "No, no, nooo! I need that to live! don't pull out my Pri-AAAAH!"

    [several slurping, slashing, splashing noises are heard, followed by the thud of the opened up loot critter]

    :D

    That was... grisly... yet funny... O_O
    *sings* "I like Gammera! He's so neat!!! He is full of turtle meat!!!"

    "Hah! You are doomed! You're only armed with that pathetic excuse for a musical instrument!!!" *the Savage Beast moments before Lonnehart the Bard used music to soothe him... then beat him to death with his Fat Lute*
  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    This seems relevant. :D
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  • hfmuddhfmudd Member Posts: 881 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    I suspect they're related to Money Spiders.
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  • iikkajarviiikkajarvi Member Posts: 36 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    No loot I?
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  • aloishammeraloishammer Member Posts: 3,294 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    "You know you want this."
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