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Barclay to blame for Server Crash (moved to 10F)

sanatobasanatoba Member Posts: 143 Arc User
edited January 2014 in Ten Forward
Reg did it again. He broke something. Except this time....it was the whole Star Trek Universe!!!! lol :eek: :D

Anyone else got some hilarious theories?
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Been Playing STO as much as I can for 11+ Years!

"Never Surrender! Never give up Hope!"
"Prosperity and Success in everything you do."
"To Boldly go.........well punch it already!"
"To Be or Not To Be"....Alas, the Foundry is Not To Be. We Shall miss Thee, dear Friend!
"Does anyone remember when we used to be explorers?"- Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Thank You, Cryptic......even when I don't agree with all your decisions....Thank You for Star Trek Online!

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  • sirboulevardsirboulevard Member Posts: 722 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Klingons killed the Tribbles powering the server. Demanding we move to older unclean power sources like Qo'Nos.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    TRIBBLE Hydra! Hail Janeway!
  • azerdracoazerdraco Member Posts: 104 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Nah, this is all Q's doing.

    Everyone whining about "we want this now" and "Why work for free stuff?" got him seriously unhappy.

    So he shut off the universe and is now adjusting reality so that those individuals never existed.

    So, when you whiners log in and it comes back "Account Not Found", you'll know why.

    You have been banned by Q.
  • maxvitormaxvitor Member Posts: 2,213 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    It's an Undine conspiracy, they can't seem to win any other way.
    If something is not broken, don't fix it, if it is broken, don't leave it broken.
    Oh Hell NO to ARC
  • johngazmanjohngazman Member Posts: 2,826 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Something, something, something, Wesley.
    You're just a machine. And machines can be broken.
    StarTrekFirstContactBorgBattleonetumblr_lln3v6QoT31qzrtqe.gif
  • maxvitormaxvitor Member Posts: 2,213 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Shutup Wesley
    If something is not broken, don't fix it, if it is broken, don't leave it broken.
    Oh Hell NO to ARC
  • stonefyrestonefyre Member Posts: 48 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    The <tech> failed leading to inversion of the <tech> field, they need to reroute the <tech> to the <tech> and reset the <tech>
  • conurbationconurbation Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Blame it on Cue's party crashers...
  • johngazmanjohngazman Member Posts: 2,826 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    stonefyre wrote: »
    The <tech> failed leading to inversion of the <tech> field, they need to reroute the <tech> to the <tech> and reset the <tech>

    So, it was the Tribbles again, yeah?
    You're just a machine. And machines can be broken.
    StarTrekFirstContactBorgBattleonetumblr_lln3v6QoT31qzrtqe.gif
  • sevenatsevenat Member Posts: 34 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    sanatoba wrote: »
    Reg did it again. He broke something. Except this time....it was the whole Star Trek Universe!!!! lol :eek: :D

    Anyone else got some hilarious theories?



    http://sto-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=1001341
  • spaceeagle20spaceeagle20 Member Posts: 971 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    The Omega particles exploded causing a whole subspace rupture in the entire universe
    P58WJe7.jpg


  • enderssoupenderssoup Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    somewhere in a giant air conditioned factory ten thousand little mice are running on wheels, their maintenance failed due to a shift in management priorities at mice factory, someone forgot to fix the conditioner, their computers fail; A picture of the scene is ten thousand mice sleeping and laying exhausted on their wheels, finally a break!
    Excuse me, excuse me, would you mind stopping that darn noise?
    obscene gesture, vulcan neck pinch, claps, cheers
  • jonsillsjonsills Member Posts: 9,824 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    It's my fault. I had been flying over the Sphere's sun, fixing the flare suppressors; I'd been ignoring the messages my crew was giving me about failing subsystems, figuring they were just there to provide tension. (Besides, so the replicators are offline. So you'll have to wait a little while for your tea, Earl Grey, hot. I'm busy flying low over a star here!) I didn't watch my shields, and the Messier exploded just as I was working on the fourth suppressor. The breach of an Obelisk-type warp core in a Nebula-class ship forced the servers offline.

    Sorry about that.
    Lorna-Wing-sig.png
  • akumawraithakumawraith Member Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    it couldnt have been me.. all i did was tell them they could play with the fireworks!
  • rippero01rippero01 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Bah! Barclay could fix this if you could get him outta the holodeck
  • rippero01rippero01 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Q!!!!
    Made to many of himself again.........
  • sanatobasanatoba Member Posts: 143 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    rippero01 wrote: »
    Bah! Barclay could fix this if you could get him outta the holodeck

    Except when he's under alien influence....he was compelled to try and upgrade the servers...while they were running.....gee, I didn't know they used actual fireworks in California to celebrate STO's anniversary...lol

    kaboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!

    Nice mushroom cloud, too. Hope Cryptic has Barclay coverage on their insurance.........
    Been Playing STO as much as I can for 11+ Years!

    "Never Surrender! Never give up Hope!"
    "Prosperity and Success in everything you do."
    "To Boldly go.........well punch it already!"
    "To Be or Not To Be"....Alas, the Foundry is Not To Be. We Shall miss Thee, dear Friend!
    "Does anyone remember when we used to be explorers?"- Captain Jean-Luc Picard
    Thank You, Cryptic......even when I don't agree with all your decisions....Thank You for Star Trek Online!
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