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  • sfc#5932 sfc Member Posts: 992 Bug Hunter
    edited December 2013
    My pasta with it's Meatball Spread III is all I need!
  • kiriseekirisee Member Posts: 446 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    why is this post still alive????? fly the ship or not.....STO is NOT canon...get over it
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  • sfc#5932 sfc Member Posts: 992 Bug Hunter
    edited December 2013
    kirisee wrote: »
    why is this post still alive????? fly the ship or not.....STO is NOT canon...get over it
    You aren't canon if you don't choose the marinara over the carbonara.
  • thegalaxy31thegalaxy31 Member Posts: 1,211 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    I think that the Beefy Class needs another Tactical Sauce slot so that we can increase the DPS (deliciousness per second) of the Beefy Class.
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  • kirksplatkirksplat Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    I hear the Europeans dip their Gorn dogs in mayo.
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  • jonsillsjonsills Member Posts: 10,459 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    You aren't canon if you don't choose the marinara over the carbonara.
    Oh, come on! Are you going to completely ignore the episode where Sisko served the chicken marinara? It's perfectly within canon!
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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    I think that the Beefy Class needs another Tactical Sauce slot so that we can increase the DPS (deliciousness per second) of the Beefy Class.

    You can't keep adding sauce otherwise you just end up with a mess flying all over the place, I think we need it to have a better taco shell possibly flavoured to add the extra DPS it needs.

    That way you are not changing it to outclass everything else but you are giving it a better plate to base it off of.
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  • orangeitisorangeitis Member Posts: 5,222 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    ...this is what happens when I make threads while hungry. =(
  • coupaholiccoupaholic Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    I dunno why you lot just don't go with chicken and have done with it.

    It is a wonderful meat, so adaptable. The uni slots can offer you salty, savoury and spicy flavours depending on your taste-style and the added cuckoo cannons and the boiled egg torpedo from the poultry in motion set makes it a real monster. Guaranteed minor indigestion for the enemy, and salmonella with critical hits!

    I know, I know. Beef is the icon and it needs more options for the fans but Cryptic just aren't interested in changing their menu. Just feed the scraps to the Targs and move on people.
  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    coupaholic wrote: »
    I dunno why you lot just don't go with chicken and have done with it.

    It is a wonderful meat, so adaptable. The uni slots can offer you salty, savoury and spicy flavours depending on your taste-style and the added cuckoo cannons and the boiled egg torpedo from the poultry in motion set makes it a real monster. Guaranteed minor indigestion for the enemy, and salmonella with critical hits!

    I know, I know. Beef is the icon and it needs more options for the fans but Cryptic just aren't interested in changing their menu. Just feed the scraps to the Targs and move on people.
    Beef does very well when seasoned to be Spicy. :P
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  • organicmanfredorganicmanfred Member Posts: 3,236 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    kirksplat wrote: »
    I hear the Europeans dip their Gorn dogs in mayo.

    We don't even have Gorn Dogs here.


    What the hell is going on here anyway?
  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    We don't even have Gorn Dogs here.


    What the hell is going on here anyway?
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  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot Member Posts: 4,545 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Has anyone noticed lately, how condiments are becoming hard to find? This time last year, if I hit the drive thru and asked for extra ketchup, I got five or six. Last night on my way back to the Earth Stockyards I grabbed a burger and asked for some extras. I got one(1!) extra ketchup package.

    Is this it? When did condiments get nerfed so hard? How are hard working sammich makers like myself going to be able to turn out a quality product with only one(1!) extra ketchup pack?
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  • maxvitormaxvitor Member Posts: 2,213 Arc User
    edited December 2013
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  • natthaannatthaan Member Posts: 74 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Breaking news! Vulcan soup has meatballs in it!
    On the other news the long awaited Beer Cheese soup came out today with 5 forward hot sauces
  • sfc#5932 sfc Member Posts: 992 Bug Hunter
    edited December 2013
    natthaan wrote: »
    Breaking news! Vulcan soup has meatballs in it!
    On the other news the long awaited Beer Cheese soup came out today with 5 forward hot sauces
    5!? Sisko's Famous Spicy Gumbo only has 4 and it's way more powerful than your puny 5 forward hot sauces. That combined with the flavor cloak and the Extra Spicy fleet version, it's the best escort this side of Taco Bell!
  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot Member Posts: 4,545 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Rumors abound that DChef has created the first six cheese, six meat burrito over in the Test Kitchen and the testers are trying to figure out a way to balance this one.

    Because it is almost too big to lift and use.

    Does anyone else know anything about this?
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  • sfc#5932 sfc Member Posts: 992 Bug Hunter
    edited December 2013
    Rumors abound that DChef has created the first six cheese, six meat burrito over in the Test Kitchen and the testers are trying to figure out a way to balance this one.

    Because it is almost too big to lift and use.

    Does anyone else know anything about this?
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  • scififan78scififan78 Member Posts: 1,383 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Rumors abound that DChef has created the first six cheese, six meat burrito over in the Test Kitchen and the testers are trying to figure out a way to balance this one.

    Because it is almost too big to lift and use.

    Does anyone else know anything about this?

    I have not had the chance to test it yet but, I did get my hands on the new Chorrizo torpedo. It is quite the weapon. It has a debuff that packs the target's pie-hole with cinnamon which can only be cleared with the Water Chug boff ability. This is going to have a lot of PvPers upset because no one uses water chug. Now they will have to decide between Water Chug and Scramble Eggs.
  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    This always the way things go. People have got to troll the Cryptic Devs but have you ever considered that there is more than money at stake? Igive you this examplefrom the writings of Douglas Adams:
    A large dairy animal approached Zaphod Beeblebrox's table,
    a large fat meaty quadruped of the bovine type with
    large watery eyes, small horns and what might almost have
    been an ingratiating smile on its lips.

    'Good evening', it lowed and sat back heavily on its haunches,
    'I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in the parts
    of my body?'

    It harrumphed and gurgled a bit, wriggled its hind quarters in
    to a more comfortable position and gazed peacefully at them.

    Its gaze was met by looks of startled bewilderment from
    Arthur and Trillian, a resigned shrug from Ford Prefect and
    naked hunger from Zaphod Beeblebrox.

    'Something off the shoulder perhaps?' suggested the animal,
    'Braised in a white wine sauce?'

    'Er, your shoulder?' said Arthur in a horrified whisper.

    'But naturallymy shoulder, sir,' mooed the animal contentedly,
    'nobody else's is mine to offer.'

    Zaphod leapt to his feet and started prodding and feeling
    the animal's shoulder appreciatively.

    'Or the rump is very good,' murmured the animal. 'I've been
    exercising it and eating plenty of grain, so there's a lot
    of good meat there.'

    It gave a mellow grunt, gurgled again and started to chew
    the cud. It swallowed the cud again.

    'Or a casselore of me perhaps?' it added.

    'You mean this animal actually wants us to eat it?' whispered
    Trillian to Ford.

    'Me?' said Ford, with a glazed look in his eyes, 'I don't mean
    anything.'

    'That's absolutely horrible,' exclaimed Arthur, 'the most revolting
    thing I've ever heard.'

    'What's the problem Earthman?' said Zaphod, now transfering his
    attention to the animal's enormous rump.

    'I just don't want to eat an animal that's standing there
    inviting me to,' said Arthur, 'It's heartless.'

    'Better than eating an animal that doesn't want to be
    eaten,' said Zaphod.

    'That's not the point,' Arthur protested. Then he thought about it
    for a moment. 'Alright,' he said, 'maybe it is the point. I don't
    care, I'm not going to think about it now. I'll just ... er ... I
    think I'll just have a green salad,' he muttered.
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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    I think I am going to go the nouvelle cuisine route with my next build, try to pack in as much punch in as little a plate as possible, it's obvious from the lack of Dchef support that the beef is never going to be put right and the emphasis is on bigger plates with more and more sauce.

    So what do you think is better, a bigger plate with more sauce or a smaller plate but packing the same punch taste wise through the use of existing recipes being put to more inventive use?
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  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot Member Posts: 4,545 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    This always the way things go. People have got to troll the Cryptic Devs but have you ever considered that there is more than money at stake?...

    [Rant]Nope. Nope. Nope. This thread was intended and started as humor. I cannot speak for anyone else who has posted here. But I can speak for my own posts. None of which are deliberately designed to do anything other than have a little harmless fun. Tacofangs, who is a member of the Dev Team in case you are unaware of such, has posted here. Again, speaking only for myself, I have not received any warnings or cease and desist orders from any of the Mods or any court. Nor do I expect to do so in the foreseeable future.

    How very presumptuous of you to take offense so very publicly on behalf of the Devs. Is this an attempt to curry favor with the Powers That Be? Because if so, it is a stupendously epic fail. Is this an attempt to derail this thread? Again, failure is your only option. I am fairly certain that if you go back and read other posts in other threads by the people who've posted here, the overwhelming majority of these do not meet the criteria of troll posts.

    So please go someplace else and look down your nose at someone else.

    Or, in the words of one of my favorite philosophers and role models,
    "Why so serious?"

    BTW, poor choice of authors to quote. Nothing he wrote was ever intended to be taken seriously. And all of it poked harmless fun at everything. Just like this thread.
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  • dojegundojegun Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Some posters are completely derailing this thread by suggesting fish or chicken instead of beef. We are talking about how beef is under or overcooked not looking for good replacements. I also like the taste of fish and its burst of flavour when you equip it with three good spices and I also agree that Nouvelle cuisine is lighter and less complicated to prepare but we are talking about how beef we get in the store is of poor quality. You need to invest a lot of time to make it soft and tender.
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  • dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    [Rant]Nope. Nope. Nope. This thread was intended and started as humor. I cannot speak for anyone else who has posted here. But I can speak for my own posts. None of which are deliberately designed to do anything other than have a little harmless fun. Tacofangs, who is a member of the Dev Team in case you are unaware of such, has posted here. Again, speaking only for myself, I have not received any warnings or cease and desist orders from any of the Mods or any court. Nor do I expect to do so in the foreseeable future.

    How very presumptuous of you to take offense so very publicly on behalf of the Devs. Is this an attempt to curry favor with the Powers That Be? Because if so, it is a stupendously epic fail. Is this an attempt to derail this thread? Again, failure is your only option. I am fairly certain that if you go back and read other posts in other threads by the people who've posted here, the overwhelming majority of these do not meet the criteria of troll posts.

    So please go someplace else and look down your nose at someone else.

    Or, in the words of one of my favorite philosophers and role models,
    "Why so serious?"

    BTW, poor choice of authors to quote. Nothing he wrote was ever intended to be taken seriously. And all of it poked harmless fun at everything. Just like this thread.
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    Judging from the quote he posted, he wasn't trying to derail the thread at all - and was in fact suggesting that money isn't the only reason beef or chicken or what have you is whatever it is, I wasn't paying attention enough to know.

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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    dojegun wrote: »
    Some posters are completely derailing this thread by suggesting fish or chicken instead of beef. We are talking about how beef is under or overcooked not looking for good replacements. I also like the taste of fish and its burst of flavour when you equip it with three good spices and I also agree that Nouvelle cuisine is lighter and less complicated to prepare but we are talking about how beef we get in the store is of poor quality. You need to invest a lot of time to make it soft and tender.

    Indeed you have to grind a lot of pepper to get the current state of beef to a tasty point to do anything with it, but if you go the Rocky Roads route you have a useful plate that the right type of diner can do something with.
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  • rylanadionysisrylanadionysis Member Posts: 3,359 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    This thread is now about gorn jokes

    and bacon

    lots and lots of bacon

    like the baconator, which is beefy...

    now im hungry :(
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  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot Member Posts: 4,545 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    After much research and taste testing, I think I have finally figured out the stacking procedures which apply to the various condiments and alternates. The following list is by no means complete, but should be considered a good start point for first time sammich makers. Anyone who reads this post please feel free to add in items I did not mention.

    Bacon - Stacks with everything. Including bacon. Best of all, no diminishing returns with bacon! Yay!

    Cheese - Almost as versatile as bacon, yet doesn't do as well on a PB&J.

    Mayo - Same as cheese with one exception: PB&B requires a high quality mayo to get the fully enhanced flavor effect of the bananas.

    Mustard - Stacks with pretty much anything Beef or Chicken. For Fish, see the Tartar Sauce entry.

    Tartar Sauce - A Fish exclusive, it tastes too weird with anything else.

    Ketchup - An all or nothing deal. It either goes great with or buries the flavor of everything else on the sammich.

    Pickles - The Dill Spears should be considered a Side Dish. They are not ever placed on the sammich but alongside it. Dill Slices are the only exception to this. Gherkins are OP and should be avoided.

    Lettuce - Tasteless and over rated, lettuce is a holdover from beta and most people use it because they don't know better. Try Baby Spinach leaves instead.

    Tomato - For best results, use the Romas. The beefsteak ones are too watery and have no flavor at all.

    Salt and Pepper - If the sammich is built correctly from quality ingredients, these aren't needed.

    For bread, I always use a good quality whole wheat or a rye. Makes a firm foundation which is hard to destroy.


    Some other things I use once in awhile.

    Sriracha Sauce - For when you absolutely, positively gotta "Bring the Heat, Baby!". Nothing else even comes close.

    Garlic - Twofold advantages to using garlic: 1) Keeps my coat shiny, and, 2) Keeps sammich haters at a distance.

    Butter - Why not? Makes the bread tasty and interacts in new and strange ways with the Sriracha Sauce to create new and distinctive flavors. But only use Real Butter. Margarine has things in it I cannot spell, let alone pronounce. No way I'm puttin' stuff like that on a properly prepared sammich.

    Microwave - A good sammich is a good sammich cold or warm. But everything is always better when it is heated.
    Like this thread for example. :D

    That's all I got. For now. Next time, we'll discuss my very special sammich known as :::drumroll-ching!:::
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  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Lettuce - Tasteless and over rated, lettuce is a holdover from beta and most people use it because they don't know better. Try Baby Spinach leaves instead.
    Have you ever tried the cruciferous types? They are more commonly used in salads, but can be very tasty in sandwiches too. Thinly sliced broccoli makes a nice substitute for pickles in things that taste funny with vinegar. :) Napa cabbage is also nice, especially with mayo.
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  • philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited December 2013
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  • dojegundojegun Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Lettuce - Tasteless and over rated, lettuce is a holdover from beta and most people use it because they don't know better. Try Baby Spinach leaves instead
    Try rucola (I don't know how it's callled in english, probably the same).

    Oh and you forgot to mention beef. Finely sliced steak with some good herbs and tomatoes or peppers between two pieces of bread is always a winning combination.
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