You know how so many people on these forums have that one thing that defines them? That single solitary thing that they incessantly gripe about, be it legitimate or stupid? Kirkfat has his Foundry, jodarkrider has her bust slider, yreodred (and numerous others) have their Galaxy-class revamp.
That's quite the paradox, how could you nerf nerf when the nerf is nerfed. But how would the nerf be nerfed when the nerf is nerfed? This allows the nerf not to be nerfed since the nerf is nerfed? But if the nerf isn't nerfed, it could still nerf nerfs. But as soon as the nerf is nerfed, the nerf power is lost. So paradoxally it the nerf nerf lost its nerf, while it's still nerfed, which cannot be because the nerf was unable to nerf.
I'm gonna make my big issue the fact that we STILL don't have FEs full of Iconians to kill. I love to hate the Iconians. I even wrote a bad fanfic involving my Fed toon encountering an Iconian called Supreme High Lord Inevitably Fated For Greatness (who is even more hammy than he sounds, and carries on about his unstoppable might until he gets shot in the face by a shuttle's phaser cannon).
That's how much I want to have some Iconians to fight.
No idea what Be'ves is... someone enlighten me o___O
[10:20] Your Lunge deals 4798 (2580) Physical Damage(Critical) to Tosk of Borg.
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It's the boob-window option for the KHG outfit. It disappeared with Season 7.
For all I care, if people want it, and it's not forced on other people's characters (I wouldn't touch it with 5 meter long stick personally), why not let them have it... I know this thread is meant as a comedy, but seriously, more options and choices is always better than limitations just because... :P
[10:20] Your Lunge deals 4798 (2580) Physical Damage(Critical) to Tosk of Borg.
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Taco replied to a thread I started. *crosses that one off the bucket list*
Anyway more to the point.
*ahem*
I will not rest until the be'ves costume option is restored. No more will my Orion's magnificent mounds of malleable mammary be bogusly bound by beleaguering bugs! Gentlemen and ladies of such proclivity - we should be allowed to outfit our ground Escorts with their mighty Dual Heavy Cannons!
I did my grind for rep, just like many of you. But alas, we have been friendzoned by bugs. All that effort and no bouncing balloons as a reward.
No more! We will have it fixed! Stand rigid with me, friends, tall and firm against this unfixed menace!
Basically eye candy for people obsessed with cleavage. It's a KHG costume variant.
It's not eye-candy, it's a tactical distraction!
Redshirt1: "Dude quit staring and shoot!"
Redshirt2: "I can't. That cleavage... It's magnificent."
Redshirt1: "What if I told you that's the only part of her body not covered in hair?"
Redshirt2: "No! Eww! My god, now I'm going to see that every time I close my eyes, you TRIBBLE!"
Redshirt1: "Look out!"
(Redshirts get eviscerated by the Klingon lady with be'veS uniform.)
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Taco replied to a thread I started. *crosses that one off the bucket list*
Anyway more to the point.
*ahem*
I will not rest until the be'ves costume option is restored. No more will my Orion's magnificent mounds of malleable mammary be bogusly bound by beleaguering bugs! Gentlemen and ladies of such proclivity - we should be allowed to outfit our ground Escorts with their mighty Dual Heavy Cannons!
I did my grind for rep, just like many of you. But alas, we have been friendzoned by bugs. All that effort and no bouncing balloons as a reward.
No more! We will have it fixed! Stand rigid with me, friends, tall and firm against this unfixed menace!
Save the Be'ves, Cryptic!
Even if I was fool enough not to support the Be'ves campaign, this post would convince me to valiantly fight for it. Quite possibly the best post on these forums.
We want Be'ves! We want Be'ves! We want Be'ves! We want Be'ves! We want Be'ves!
TOIVA, Toi Vaxx, Toia Vix, Toveg, T'vritha, To Vrax: Bring in the Allegiance class. Toi'Va, Ti'vath, Toivia, Ty'Vris, Tia Vex, Toi'Virth: Add Tier 6 KDF Carrier and Raider. Tae'Va, T'Vaya, To'Var, Tevra, T'Vira, To'Vrak: Give us Asylums for Romulans.
Yes, yes! Bump the be'ves! Bouncing bumping be'ves!
I will not rest! Will not, I tell you! I'll grab this problem with both hands and hold on until something's done about it! And I'm gonna squeeze and pinch and moosh and slap until I get a fix!
Save the Be'ves, Cryptic! Seriously though this bug is long-standing and it's ticking me off.
We need more options for character customization, not less. I seem to recall this was one of Cryptic's hallmarks. I mean... my memory could be foggy, but I'm under the impression Cryptic Studios made their impact on the game industry by giving options, options, and more options.
Unless I tripped and fell into a Bizarro World Cryptic game.
It's like BioWare doing away with story-driven elements of their games. Or Valve being able to count to 3. Or Sony Online Entertainment not being evil. There are just things you expect from certain companies you do business with.
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I call it, the Stoutes paradox.
You got my support on this one.
save the whatnow?
Edit: No need, just found out on twitter, and if I played a Klingon I'd be behind this too
Save the Be'ves, Cryptic!
Oh my...
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That's how much I want to have some Iconians to fight.
But then I remembered I left the kettle to boil.
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"bIghojchugh DaneH, Dumev pagh. bIghojqangbe'chugh, DuQaHlaH pagh."
"Learn lots. Don't judge. Laugh for no reason. Be nice. Seek happiness." ~Day[9]
"Your fun isn't wrong." ~LaughingTrendy
Find me on Twitterverse - @jodarkrider
Basically eye candy for people obsessed with cleavage. It's a KHG costume variant.
It's the boob-window option for the KHG outfit. It disappeared with Season 7.
Star Trek Online Volunteer Community Moderator
"bIghojchugh DaneH, Dumev pagh. bIghojqangbe'chugh, DuQaHlaH pagh."
"Learn lots. Don't judge. Laugh for no reason. Be nice. Seek happiness." ~Day[9]
"Your fun isn't wrong." ~LaughingTrendy
Find me on Twitterverse - @jodarkrider
May I add my own?
Fix the K't'inga.
It used to look like this:
http://imageshack.us/a/img169/7637/screenshot2010101713535.jpg
http://imageshack.us/a/img826/8717/screenshot2010101713534.jpg
http://imageshack.us/a/img811/4181/screenshot2010101713544.jpg
until Jan 2011. It's been broken since then.
Taco replied to a thread I started. *crosses that one off the bucket list*
Anyway more to the point.
*ahem*
I will not rest until the be'ves costume option is restored. No more will my Orion's magnificent mounds of malleable mammary be bogusly bound by beleaguering bugs! Gentlemen and ladies of such proclivity - we should be allowed to outfit our ground Escorts with their mighty Dual Heavy Cannons!
I did my grind for rep, just like many of you. But alas, we have been friendzoned by bugs. All that effort and no bouncing balloons as a reward.
No more! We will have it fixed! Stand rigid with me, friends, tall and firm against this unfixed menace!
Save the Be'ves, Cryptic!
I Support Disco | Disco is Love | Disco is Life
See? They're even canon.
Save the Be'ves, Cryptic!
It's not eye-candy, it's a tactical distraction!
Redshirt1: "Dude quit staring and shoot!"
Redshirt2: "I can't. That cleavage... It's magnificent."
Redshirt1: "What if I told you that's the only part of her body not covered in hair?"
Redshirt2: "No! Eww! My god, now I'm going to see that every time I close my eyes, you TRIBBLE!"
Redshirt1: "Look out!"
(Redshirts get eviscerated by the Klingon lady with be'veS uniform.)
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Even if I was fool enough not to support the Be'ves campaign, this post would convince me to valiantly fight for it. Quite possibly the best post on these forums.
We want Be'ves! We want Be'ves! We want Be'ves! We want Be'ves! We want Be'ves!
Toi'Va, Ti'vath, Toivia, Ty'Vris, Tia Vex, Toi'Virth: Add Tier 6 KDF Carrier and Raider.
Tae'Va, T'Vaya, To'Var, Tevra, T'Vira, To'Vrak: Give us Asylums for Romulans.
Don't make ARC mandatory! Keep it optional only!
Conduct Hands-On Examination of Civilian Assets
Civilian
Critical Success: Seductive, Congenial, Unscrupulous, Teamwork
Success: Entertainer, Bartender
Failure: Logical, Unruly, Emotional
Disaster: Logical, Unruly, Emotional
I Support Disco | Disco is Love | Disco is Life
What's Twitter got to do with it?
You can find/contact me in game as @PatricianVetinari. Playing STO since Feb 2010.
I will not rest! Will not, I tell you! I'll grab this problem with both hands and hold on until something's done about it! And I'm gonna squeeze and pinch and moosh and slap until I get a fix!
Save the Be'ves, Cryptic!
Seriously though this bug is long-standing and it's ticking me off.
I Support Disco | Disco is Love | Disco is Life
Unless I tripped and fell into a Bizarro World Cryptic game.
It's like BioWare doing away with story-driven elements of their games. Or Valve being able to count to 3. Or Sony Online Entertainment not being evil. There are just things you expect from certain companies you do business with.