Q. What is Senator Vreenaks favourite ballet?
A. Swan Laaaaaaaaake
Q. How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Depends how much they charge per light bulb, plus there's the subcontractors to consider...
Q: What did Counselor Troi say to the EMH?
A: "You're projecting again."
Q. What do you call an overweight Gul?
A. A Lardassian.
Q: How many members of Section 31 does it takes to change a light bulb?
A: What's a light bulb? There are no light bulbs here. Light bulbs don't exist. We don't exist. Obviously, this is some kind of plot which threatens the Federation. Sometimes, things have to be done which are unpleasant and not in accordance with Federation principles and law. We're the ones who take care of Life's messy little problems. And we will do whatever we have to do to keep the Federation from being in the dark.
Q: How many members of the Obsidian Order does it takes to change a light bulb?
A: What's a light bulb? There are no light bulbs here. Light bulbs don't exist. We don't exist. Obviously, this is some kind of plot which threatens Cardassia. Sometimes, things have to be done which are unpleasant and not in accordance with Cardassian principles and law. We're the ones who take care of Life's messy little problems. And we will do whatever we have to do to keep Cardassia from being in the dark.
Q: How many members of the Tal Shiar does it takes to change a light bulb?
A: What's a light bulb? There are no light bulbs here. Light bulbs don't exist. We don't exist. Obviously, this is some kind of plot which threatens the Star Empire. Sometimes, things have to be done which are unpleasant and not in accordance with Romulan principles and law. We're the ones who take care of Life's messy little problems. And we will do whatever we have to do to keep Romulus from being in the dark.
Q: How many members of Klingon Intelligence does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What? The light bulb is in need of changing? This is dishonorable! Never before has there been such a grave threat to the Empire! It must be stopped! Now! To Battle!
A six year old boy and his starship. Living the dream.
Q: How many members of Section 31 does it takes to change a light bulb?
A: What's a light bulb? There are no light bulbs here. Light bulbs don't exist. We don't exist. Obviously, this is some kind of plot which threatens the Federation. Sometimes, things have to be done which are unpleasant and not in accordance with Federation principles and law. We're the ones who take care of Life's messy little problems. And we will do whatever we have to do to keep the Federation from being in the dark.
Q: How many members of the Obsidian Order does it takes to change a light bulb?
A: What's a light bulb? There are no light bulbs here. Light bulbs don't exist. We don't exist. Obviously, this is some kind of plot which threatens Cardassia. Sometimes, things have to be done which are unpleasant and not in accordance with Cardassian principles and law. We're the ones who take care of Life's messy little problems. And we will do whatever we have to do to keep Cardassia from being in the dark.
Q: How many members of the Tal Shiar does it takes to change a light bulb?
A: What's a light bulb? There are no light bulbs here. Light bulbs don't exist. We don't exist. Obviously, this is some kind of plot which threatens the Star Empire. Sometimes, things have to be done which are unpleasant and not in accordance with Romulan principles and law. We're the ones who take care of Life's messy little problems. And we will do whatever we have to do to keep Romulus from being in the dark.
Q: How many members of Klingon Intelligence does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What? The light bulb is in need of changing? This is dishonorable! Never before has there been such a grave threat to the Empire! It must be stopped! Now! To Battle!
I will note that Section 31's existence is MUCH less known of than that of the other services you referenced.
Though there was a funny comment once regarding the "Investigate Rumors of Klingon Intelligence" doff mission.
Infinite possibilities have implications that could not be completely understood if you turned this entire universe into a giant supercomputer.
Q: How may STO Forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They'd all rather flame post and troll the Dev Team and every other STO player for how dark it is.
Q: How many STO Dev Team members does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. This is a known issue which the Team is investigating.
Q: How many PvPer's does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What? The bulb needs changing? See? I warned you guys about this! You didn't listen and now PvP is ruined!
Q: How many PvE players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "I don't PvP, so I don't care. Besides, it's all the fault of those elitest PvP snobs anyway."
Q: How many SkittleBoat Captains does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ooooohhh! Pretty!
Q: How many STO Forum Moderators does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just send it a warning PM about how it isn't following the Community TOS. When it PMs them back about how Little Johnny isn't lighting up either, they'll ignore it from then on.
Q: How many Branflakes does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just the one. Why yes, he really is this good. Look around. Anyone who can put up with all of us every day and not run screaming off the edge of the cliff has got to be talented.
A six year old boy and his starship. Living the dream.
HOW DID T'PRING'S PARENTS REACT WHEN THEY FOUND OUT SHE WASN'T MARRYING SPOCK?
THEY WERE STONNED
Then there was the time Janice Rand complained that someone had cut a
peephole into her cabin door.
Captain Kirk promised to look into it.
Q: How many red shirts does it take to TRIBBLE in a light bulb?
A: Red shirts can't TRIBBLE in light bulbs. They get electricuted to death in the process.
WHY AREN'T PETS ALLOWED ON THE ENTERPRISE?
CAUSE THEY'D CAUSE TOO MUCH TRIBBLE!
Q: What did the prophets ask for when baking choclate chip cookies?
A: The Crisco.
Our Universe: "Live Long and Prosper"
Mirror Universe: "Die Soon and Suffer"
Why was Star Trek so successful?
It had good Genes.
Top 12 things overheard from the STO Klingon Programmer.
12) "Specifications are for the weak and timid!"
11) "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!"
10) "You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon."
9) "Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!"
8) "What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in it's wake."
7) "Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have'arguments' -- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM."
6) "Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak."
5) "I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth contest. They will not concern us again."
4) "A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!"
3) "By filing this PTR you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die!"
2) "You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!"
1) "Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!"
It would require 800 fleet marks, 25000 dilithium, 25 Engineering or Operations Duty Officers, 100 Industrial Replicators, and 50 Warp Coils for some reason.
But just wait until the "Upgrade Starbase Lighting Apparatus" project.
Completing this project will remove the blast shutters from the Dilithium Mine interior, allowing you to see out into space. Additionally, a vaulted ceiling is added to the interior.
2h
200,000 Refined dilithium
Completing this project will remove the blast shutters from the Dilithium Mine interior, allowing you to see out into space. Additionally, a vaulted ceiling is added to the interior.
Top 12 things overheard from the STO Klingon Programmer.
12) "Specifications are for the weak and timid!"
11) "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!"
10) "You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon."
9) "Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!"
8) "What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in it's wake."
7) "Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have'arguments' -- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM."
6) "Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak."
5) "I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth contest. They will not concern us again."
4) "A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!"
3) "By filing this PTR you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die!"
2) "You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!"
1) "Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!"
Now this, This - frakkin' rocks!
Qa'pla, Warrior! For the Empire! For QeylIss!
A six year old boy and his starship. Living the dream.
Q; Why does the 'flagship' of the Federation (despite the fact that not one of them has ever actually been commanded by a Flag Officer) keep ferrying colonists, diplomats and such around?
A; "Pick 'Enterprise', we'll pick you up."
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
Q. How many Minbari does it take to TRIBBLE in a light bulb?
A. None. They always surrender right before they surrender the job and never tell you why.
Q. How many Centauri does it take to TRIBBLE in a light bulb?
A. Just one, but in the old days of the Republic, HUNDREDS of servants would rush to change THOUSANDS of light bulbs at a slightest whim!
Okay, now for actual Star Trek jokes...
Q. How long does it take Jean Luc Picard to change 5 light bulbs?
A. THERE ARE... FOUR LIGHTS!
Q. How many Binar does it take to TRIBBLE in a light bulb?
A. 1001.
Q. How many Androids does it take to TRIBBLE in a light bulb?
A. Data: Accessing...
The answer would seem to depend on the size and type of bulb being replaced. For example, flourescent bulbs would take a safe minimum of two to remove and reinstall. However, a standard lightbulb would only require one individual to replace.
Also, the bulbs used in starship floodlights require a full maintenance team to remove, however, these do not require a rotary removal action...
Picard: Yes, thank you Data.
Data: I thought it would be relevant sir.
Picard: It doesn't appear to be Data.
Data: No sir.
Q. How many Pakleds does it take to TRIBBLE in a lightbulb?
A. "We are smart."
"Can you make it go?"
Q. How does Scotty find the lightbulbs that need to be replaced?
A. Simple. He knows this ship like the back of his hand! *Bonk!*
Q. How many Redshirts does it take to TRIBBLE in a lightbulb?
A. Depends. If the Redshirt is Scotty, Uhura or Yeoman Rand (or if we're in the TNG era), then only one. If it's none of the above, then... they're dead, Jim.
Q: How many PUG STF players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five, but some noob usually ends up blowing the optional of not breaking the old bulb.
Q; How many experienced STF team players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five, two to change the bulbs to the left, two to change the bulbs to the right and one to guard the package of new bulbs.
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
Q: How many Daleks does it take to change a light bulb.
A: The light bulb is nonfunctional! Exterminate!
Q: How many Sith Lords does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "Two there are. No more."
Q: How many members of the Jupiter 2 crew does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Danger! Danger! Run, Will Robinson! Danger! Danger!
Q: How many Browncoats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Out here in the Verge we don't have light bulbs. The Core keeps them all to themselves. It's a way to control what we see.
A six year old boy and his starship. Living the dream.
TEN THINGS YOU CAN'T DO ON A STARFLEET VESSEL (In no particular order):
1. Do not use phasers on low power as laser pointers and try to get Caitian officers to chase the dot.
2. When a tiny escort has a large Star Cruiser-sized bridge, don't make jokes about the ship being 'Dimensionally Transcendental'.
3. Don't question the technobabble. (This includes asking just how superglue is supposed to put off radiation.)
4. Captains are not authorized to 'fire' helmsmen and fly the ship themselves, that's not what the emergency control stick is for.
5. Do not draw goatees on unconscious senior officers and then claim that they are their own Mirror Universe duplicate.
6. Starship crews are not permitted to initiate Temporal Causality Loops to extend shore leave. Nor does time spent in a Temproal Causality Loop count towards time on duty for purposes of accruing shore leave.
7. If a Klingon hails you, you may not ask them why, if 'Today is a good day to die', they're not dying themselves.
8. You may not order newly-commissioned Ensigns to 'align the Crimson Force Field emitters' or 'pick up additional Corbomite at a nearby mining colony'.
9. Use caution when using the holodeck - we don't need another Professor Moriarty.
10. 'New Romulan Ale' is still Romulan Ale and still illegal in the Federation.
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
Q: How many Kazon does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "What is this light bulb you speak of? Some new type of Federation weapons technology? Well, then! Give it to me now or I'll kill all your crew!"
Q: How many members of the Q Continuum does it take to a light bulb?
A: "Honestly, Mon Capitan! Must I do everything for you?"
Q: How many Dabo girls does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Doesn't matter. As long as they do it s l o w l y. (Bow Chicka Bow Wow)
A six year old boy and his starship. Living the dream.
Comments
This one is my favorite.
A. Swan Laaaaaaaaake
Q. How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Depends how much they charge per light bulb, plus there's the subcontractors to consider...
Q: What did Counselor Troi say to the EMH?
A: "You're projecting again."
Q. What do you call an overweight Gul?
A. A Lardassian.
CONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Where does Kirk drive when in Germany?
The Autobaaaaaaaaaaahn!!!
Who does Mafia Kirk work for?
The Donnnnnnnnnnn!!!!
Everyone knows there are five lights. At least I saw five when I was last interrogated by them.
He told me there were six. And a psychedelic tribble.
A: What's a light bulb? There are no light bulbs here. Light bulbs don't exist. We don't exist. Obviously, this is some kind of plot which threatens the Federation. Sometimes, things have to be done which are unpleasant and not in accordance with Federation principles and law. We're the ones who take care of Life's messy little problems. And we will do whatever we have to do to keep the Federation from being in the dark.
Q: How many members of the Obsidian Order does it takes to change a light bulb?
A: What's a light bulb? There are no light bulbs here. Light bulbs don't exist. We don't exist. Obviously, this is some kind of plot which threatens Cardassia. Sometimes, things have to be done which are unpleasant and not in accordance with Cardassian principles and law. We're the ones who take care of Life's messy little problems. And we will do whatever we have to do to keep Cardassia from being in the dark.
Q: How many members of the Tal Shiar does it takes to change a light bulb?
A: What's a light bulb? There are no light bulbs here. Light bulbs don't exist. We don't exist. Obviously, this is some kind of plot which threatens the Star Empire. Sometimes, things have to be done which are unpleasant and not in accordance with Romulan principles and law. We're the ones who take care of Life's messy little problems. And we will do whatever we have to do to keep Romulus from being in the dark.
Q: How many members of Klingon Intelligence does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What? The light bulb is in need of changing? This is dishonorable! Never before has there been such a grave threat to the Empire! It must be stopped! Now! To Battle!
I will note that Section 31's existence is MUCH less known of than that of the other services you referenced.
Though there was a funny comment once regarding the "Investigate Rumors of Klingon Intelligence" doff mission.
Infinite possibilities have implications that could not be completely understood if you turned this entire universe into a giant supercomputer.
A: None. They'd all rather flame post and troll the Dev Team and every other STO player for how dark it is.
Q: How many STO Dev Team members does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. This is a known issue which the Team is investigating.
Q: How many PvPer's does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What? The bulb needs changing? See? I warned you guys about this! You didn't listen and now PvP is ruined!
Q: How many PvE players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "I don't PvP, so I don't care. Besides, it's all the fault of those elitest PvP snobs anyway."
Q: How many SkittleBoat Captains does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ooooohhh! Pretty!
Q: How many STO Forum Moderators does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just send it a warning PM about how it isn't following the Community TOS. When it PMs them back about how Little Johnny isn't lighting up either, they'll ignore it from then on.
Q: How many Branflakes does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just the one. Why yes, he really is this good. Look around. Anyone who can put up with all of us every day and not run screaming off the edge of the cliff has got to be talented.
THEY WERE STONNED
Then there was the time Janice Rand complained that someone had cut a
peephole into her cabin door.
Captain Kirk promised to look into it.
Q: How many red shirts does it take to TRIBBLE in a light bulb?
A: Red shirts can't TRIBBLE in light bulbs. They get electricuted to death in the process.
WHY AREN'T PETS ALLOWED ON THE ENTERPRISE?
CAUSE THEY'D CAUSE TOO MUCH TRIBBLE!
Q: What did the prophets ask for when baking choclate chip cookies?
A: The Crisco.
Our Universe: "Live Long and Prosper"
Mirror Universe: "Die Soon and Suffer"
Why was Star Trek so successful?
It had good Genes.
12) "Specifications are for the weak and timid!"
11) "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!"
10) "You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon."
9) "Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!"
8) "What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in it's wake."
7) "Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have'arguments' -- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM."
6) "Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak."
5) "I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth contest. They will not concern us again."
4) "A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!"
3) "By filing this PTR you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die!"
2) "You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!"
1) "Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!"
http://sto.gamepedia.com/List_of_dilithium_mine_projects#Limited_Time
Let in the Starlight
Completing this project will remove the blast shutters from the Dilithium Mine interior, allowing you to see out into space. Additionally, a vaulted ceiling is added to the interior.
2h
200,000 Refined dilithium
Completing this project will remove the blast shutters from the Dilithium Mine interior, allowing you to see out into space. Additionally, a vaulted ceiling is added to the interior.
June 20-July 11, 2013
Qa'pla, Warrior! For the Empire! For QeylIss!
10) O'Brien would say "Thank you for using the Federation Express transporter. When you absolutely, positively have to get there instantly"
9) Starfleet uniforms would carry Pepsi logos and say "Pepsi, the choice of the Next Generation
8) Main bridge viewscreen would have "VH1" in the corner
7) Holodeck doors would say Sony Trinitron System
6) Communicator pins would be in the shape of an alligator
5) Mercedes symbol painted on the saucer section
4) Turbolifts would have "OTIS ELEVATOR" signs
3) Ten-Forward would have a large neon "Miller Litespeed" sign
2) After communicator beeps, a voice says, "Thank you for using AT&T"
1) Enterprise name changed to American Express Enterprise
A; "Pick 'Enterprise', we'll pick you up."
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
Q. How many Minbari does it take to TRIBBLE in a light bulb?
A. None. They always surrender right before they surrender the job and never tell you why.
Q. How many Centauri does it take to TRIBBLE in a light bulb?
A. Just one, but in the old days of the Republic, HUNDREDS of servants would rush to change THOUSANDS of light bulbs at a slightest whim!
Okay, now for actual Star Trek jokes...
Q. How long does it take Jean Luc Picard to change 5 light bulbs?
A. THERE ARE... FOUR LIGHTS!
Q. How many Binar does it take to TRIBBLE in a light bulb?
A. 1001.
Q. How many Androids does it take to TRIBBLE in a light bulb?
A. Data: Accessing...
The answer would seem to depend on the size and type of bulb being replaced. For example, flourescent bulbs would take a safe minimum of two to remove and reinstall. However, a standard lightbulb would only require one individual to replace.
Also, the bulbs used in starship floodlights require a full maintenance team to remove, however, these do not require a rotary removal action...
Picard: Yes, thank you Data.
Data: I thought it would be relevant sir.
Picard: It doesn't appear to be Data.
Data: No sir.
Q. How many Pakleds does it take to TRIBBLE in a lightbulb?
A. "We are smart."
"Can you make it go?"
Q. How does Scotty find the lightbulbs that need to be replaced?
A. Simple. He knows this ship like the back of his hand! *Bonk!*
Q. How many Redshirts does it take to TRIBBLE in a lightbulb?
A. Depends. If the Redshirt is Scotty, Uhura or Yeoman Rand (or if we're in the TNG era), then only one. If it's none of the above, then... they're dead, Jim.
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
A: Five, but some noob usually ends up blowing the optional of not breaking the old bulb.
Q; How many experienced STF team players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five, two to change the bulbs to the left, two to change the bulbs to the right and one to guard the package of new bulbs.
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
R.I.P
*goes off to find his transporter and suffers the same fate*
Infinite possibilities have implications that could not be completely understood if you turned this entire universe into a giant supercomputer.
You get your Klingon-Federation war back. You get your suspicious Klingons back. Etc.
(I was trying to do a variant of "What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?" joke.)
Q: How many Daleks does it take to change a light bulb.
A: The light bulb is nonfunctional! Exterminate!
Q: How many Sith Lords does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "Two there are. No more."
Q: How many members of the Jupiter 2 crew does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Danger! Danger! Run, Will Robinson! Danger! Danger!
Q: How many Browncoats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Out here in the Verge we don't have light bulbs. The Core keeps them all to themselves. It's a way to control what we see.
1. Do not use phasers on low power as laser pointers and try to get Caitian officers to chase the dot.
2. When a tiny escort has a large Star Cruiser-sized bridge, don't make jokes about the ship being 'Dimensionally Transcendental'.
3. Don't question the technobabble. (This includes asking just how superglue is supposed to put off radiation.)
4. Captains are not authorized to 'fire' helmsmen and fly the ship themselves, that's not what the emergency control stick is for.
5. Do not draw goatees on unconscious senior officers and then claim that they are their own Mirror Universe duplicate.
6. Starship crews are not permitted to initiate Temporal Causality Loops to extend shore leave. Nor does time spent in a Temproal Causality Loop count towards time on duty for purposes of accruing shore leave.
7. If a Klingon hails you, you may not ask them why, if 'Today is a good day to die', they're not dying themselves.
8. You may not order newly-commissioned Ensigns to 'align the Crimson Force Field emitters' or 'pick up additional Corbomite at a nearby mining colony'.
9. Use caution when using the holodeck - we don't need another Professor Moriarty.
10. 'New Romulan Ale' is still Romulan Ale and still illegal in the Federation.
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
Why did the physicist disconnect his doorbell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
#9
What did one uranium-238 nucleus say to the other?
"Gotta split!"
#8
Where does a chemist put the dishes?
In the Zinc!
#7
Neutrino.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
(I suppose that's relatively funny.)
#6
Two fermions walk into a bar. One orders a drink.
The other says "I'll have what he's having."
#5
A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a drink. Finishing, the neutron asks "How much?"
The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
#4
Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently. One said: "Why do you look so sad?"
The other responded: "I lost an electron."
Concerned, One asked "Are you sure?"
The other replied "I'm positive."
#3
What is the Heineken Uncertainty Principle?
You can never be sure how many beers you had last night!
#2
How do you spot a chemist in the bathroom?
He's the one who washes his hands BEFORE peeing!
#1
Why are quantum physicists so bad at sex?
Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position!
A: "What is this light bulb you speak of? Some new type of Federation weapons technology? Well, then! Give it to me now or I'll kill all your crew!"
Q: How many members of the Q Continuum does it take to a light bulb?
A: "Honestly, Mon Capitan! Must I do everything for you?"
Q: How many Dabo girls does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Doesn't matter. As long as they do it s l o w l y. (Bow Chicka Bow Wow)