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This is why I don't go to conventions.

antharprime#3778 antharprime Member Posts: 21 Arc User
edited September 2013 in Ten Forward
You know it's even worse than this. :D

I tried a convention once but as soon as I walked in the door I saw my first 320 lbs male Sailor Moon (with accurate skirt length) and swore off any future trips.
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  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    Link done ded.
  • jonsillsjonsills Member Posts: 10,478 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    Link done got misspelled. This one should work.

    On the other tentacle, it could have been so much worse...
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  • catstarstocatstarsto Member Posts: 2,149 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    Lalcat XD
  • knightraider6knightraider6 Member Posts: 396 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    You know it's even worse than this. :D

    I tried a convention once but as soon as I walked in the door I saw my first 320 lbs male Sailor Moon (with accurate skirt length) and swore off any future trips.

    eh just do as I do. Buy soap on a rope, and carve it into the holy symbol of your choice and wear it around your neck. Now you're safe against both vampires AND fanboy funk! Two holy symbols for the price of one! :D
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  • lonnehartlonnehart Member Posts: 846 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    There was this Robot Chicken skit about a Sci Fi convention where a crazed fan took a sample of Leonard Nimoy's DNA without his permission...

    I'd post a link, but Youtube has taken to having a commercial play before the desired video... kinda the way older DVDs will play an hours worth of commercials (with no way to skip them) before you're allowed to watch the movie that's on them.
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  • zorbanezorbane Member Posts: 1,617 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    You know it's even worse than this. :D

    I tried a convention once but as soon as I walked in the door I saw my first 320 lbs male Sailor Moon (with accurate skirt length) and swore off any future trips.

    Then you miss out on the sexy orion chicks
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  • cgta1967cgta1967 Member Posts: 86 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    zorbane wrote: »
    Then you miss out on the sexy orion chicks

    oh yeah...convention orion girls !



    are sooo hottttt !

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  • scruffyvulcanscruffyvulcan Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    True story:

    I went to a Trek convention about 20 years ago with two coworkers. I didn't know them very well; they just invited me because they knew I liked Trek. I would've had a great time, but the two coworkers spent the entire time arguing ferociously about the episode number of "Trouble With Tribbles."

    I don't remember the exact episodes they claimed, but the argument was basically this for 12 hours:

    "I'm telling you, it was the 45th episode!"

    "No, it was the 44th!"

    Keep in mind, this was pre-internet (for the most part) so these kinds of questions couldn't be answered with a quick internet search.

    These guys were absolutely furious with each other by the end of the day. All because they didn't find something at the con to settle their argument. I ended up wandering off and avoiding them for most of the con, but it was still bad enough to make me think, "Holy moly, I do not belong here because I honestly don't care which episode number it was."
  • zerobangzerobang Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    obviously one did count "The Cage" as Episode 1 while the other didn't...

    and today one would simply say S02E15

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  • catstarstocatstarsto Member Posts: 2,149 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    zorbane wrote: »
    Then you miss out on the sexy orion chicks

    What about hugs from Caitian Picard and his crew? :3 ...u never know, they might be there someday! =^.^=
  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    At yet it's still not as bad as the "Man-Faye" incident (That guy actually got banned from the convention)
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  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited September 2013
    At yet it's still not as bad as the "Man-Faye" incident (That guy actually got banned from the convention)

    PFFFFFTHOOHOOHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I remember that one. :'D
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