....Epohhs...
They are a disaster waiting to happen.
For millennia these odd looking creatures have been kept in check by the natural predators of the planet now known as "New Romulus". Of course Romulans being Romulans blunder in and start shooting up the place killing off all the natural predators of these odd looking creatures...
I mean look at them.
Now the Romulans are encouraging visitors to new romulus to tag these evil vermin...but think about how many times YOU have had to tag them?
You must have tagged HUNDREDS of them! Now, think of all the other visitors to the "Epohh Fields" who have tagged them... we are talking a population explosion of Epohhs into the millions!
Epohh's... the ecological disaster of New Romulus that is waiting to happen. When they are finished with New Romulus and have covered every square inch of the planet with their odd drug induced haze looking faces... where do you think they will go next?
Thats right!
They will invade the universe!
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Support 90 degree arc limitation on BFaW! Save our ships from looking like flying disco balls of dumb!
I am NOT saying that because my friends and family are currently held hostage by epohhs. Not at all. I am saying that ONLY because I feel his ideas are overly radical and should be ignored.
:P
I second that motion
I for one welcome our new space rabbit overlords :P
Ain't Nobody Got Time for That
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
But just in case this did happen I have already made preparations. My entire crew has been ordered to carry around those little gimmick laser pointers at all times, and instructed in the ancient combat art of 'belly rubbing'.
Those Epohhs don't stand a chance!
Then we get a special feature episode arc culminating in "A fist full of Epoh" where a crewman smuggles a few back and the species is reborn.
They already have ... you just don't know it yet.
They are forced to retreat when the Federation gets them addicted to laxatives and Red bull's. Then they really know what makes them go!
but what I can see is, earth go supernova do to some scientific experiment without any warning on the same day the United Federation of Planets holds a big celebration with most heads of states and starfleets starfleet captains and there, with most of important ship on fleet earth side in orbit.
you have a war with in 20 years guaranteed, every race in for itself
My character Tsin'xing
Me too.
lol id love to go there and kill the things instead of playing dog catcher and tagging them. I did it once when that stuff 1st started and wont do it again.