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The next major enemy race will be...

v1ctor1stv1ctor1st Member Posts: 183 Arc User
....Epohhs...

They are a disaster waiting to happen.

For millennia these odd looking creatures have been kept in check by the natural predators of the planet now known as "New Romulus". Of course Romulans being Romulans blunder in and start shooting up the place killing off all the natural predators of these odd looking creatures...

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I mean look at them.

Now the Romulans are encouraging visitors to new romulus to tag these evil vermin...but think about how many times YOU have had to tag them?

You must have tagged HUNDREDS of them! Now, think of all the other visitors to the "Epohh Fields" who have tagged them... we are talking a population explosion of Epohhs into the millions!

Epohh's... the ecological disaster of New Romulus that is waiting to happen. When they are finished with New Romulus and have covered every square inch of the planet with their odd drug induced haze looking faces... where do you think they will go next?

Thats right!

They will invade the universe!
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  • rickeyredshirtrickeyredshirt Member Posts: 1,059 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Maybe a new type of PvP...Tribbles vs. Epohhs! :D
  • kjwashingtonkjwashington Member Posts: 2,529 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Oh, don't worry. At the going rate it won't be long until the Klingon Empire launches a new great war to eradicate them like they did the tribbles.
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  • mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    I would just like to say that I feel the OP is completely crazy, and all his ideas should be entirely dismissed.

    I am NOT saying that because my friends and family are currently held hostage by epohhs. Not at all. I am saying that ONLY because I feel his ideas are overly radical and should be ignored.

    :P
    I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
    I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
  • mingtran2mingtran2 Member Posts: 93 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Maybe a new type of PvP...Tribbles vs. Epohhs! :D

    I second that motion :D
  • onyxheart1onyxheart1 Member Posts: 347 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Epohh Master Race!

    I for one welcome our new space rabbit overlords :P
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  • notapwefannotapwefan Member Posts: 1,138 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    it will be a PWE developer/project leader fraction with powers and weapons you never heard of before.
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  • thay8472thay8472 Member Posts: 6,159 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    I can see next time I beam down to New Romulas I'm going to need to bring my beagle with me XD
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  • allyoftheforceallyoftheforce Member Posts: 736 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    I'd like to know when they're going to bring in the parasites from the episode Conspiracy.
  • coupaholiccoupaholic Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    I've never had anything to do with them. I draw the line at bunny breeding.

    But just in case this did happen I have already made preparations. My entire crew has been ordered to carry around those little gimmick laser pointers at all times, and instructed in the ancient combat art of 'belly rubbing'.

    Those Epohhs don't stand a chance!
  • azniadeetazniadeet Member Posts: 1,871 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    I feel pretty confident in saying that the new enemy faction will be the Voth.
  • foundrelicfoundrelic Member Posts: 1,380 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Oh, don't worry. At the going rate it won't be long until the Klingon Empire launches a new great war to eradicate them like they did the tribbles.

    Then we get a special feature episode arc culminating in "A fist full of Epoh" where a crewman smuggles a few back and the species is reborn.
  • longasclongasc Member Posts: 490
    edited July 2013
    We must prevent them from crossbreeding with Tribbles, or this universe is doomed.
  • bberge1701bberge1701 Member Posts: 726 Bug Hunter
    edited July 2013
    I'd like to know when they're going to bring in the parasites from the episode Conspiracy.

    They already have ... you just don't know it yet. :D
  • rustiswordzrustiswordz Member Posts: 824 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    My money is on the Pakled's. They launch an invasion into Federation space looking for things to make them 'Go'. :D

    They are forced to retreat when the Federation gets them addicted to laxatives and Red bull's. Then they really know what makes them go!
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  • jacqueline3752jacqueline3752 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    most reces if not all have been too badly house broken to start real war and new super race out of the blue, I don't see it.

    but what I can see is, earth go supernova do to some scientific experiment without any warning on the same day the United Federation of Planets holds a big celebration with most heads of states and starfleets starfleet captains and there, with most of important ship on fleet earth side in orbit.

    you have a war with in 20 years guaranteed, every race in for itself
  • whoami4whoami4 Member Posts: 70 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Eat the epohhs!
  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    I'd like to know when they're going to bring in the parasites from the episode Conspiracy.
    WANT! The Kazon would be nice too.
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  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    I'd like to know when they're going to bring in the parasites from the episode Conspiracy.

    Me too. :(
  • icsairgunsicsairguns Member Posts: 1,504 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Oh, don't worry. At the going rate it won't be long until the Klingon Empire launches a new great war to eradicate them like they did the tribbles.

    lol id love to go there and kill the things instead of playing dog catcher and tagging them. I did it once when that stuff 1st started and wont do it again.
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