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The Great Tribble Attack of 2013!!!
sneyeper
Member Posts: 217 Arc User
On a quiet rainy night in the middle of summer 2013, a horde of angry Nukara Tribbles faced down Cryptic Headquarters in a brutal fight to the death.
The Tribbles, who's sole existence in life, was to be petted, make cute cooing sounds, and please their masters with a humble Nukara Mark faced annihilation. An evil enemy, Cryptic, aimed to destroy the very existence of these simple creatures. Cryptic could not have these cuddly pets please their masters in the way they were so carefully bred for almost two months.
The mortal enemies faced each other! An intense fight ensued. The Tribbles attacked - Cryptic's servers went down on the battlefield - the first casualty of this vicious ordeal. Tribble and Developer bodies alike littered the battlefield so deep that no square meter of headquarters was free of fur or suits. After 2 hours of horrid struggle, Cryptic's servers stirred from the ashes. Cryptic won the battle - the Tribbles lay slaughtered and defeated.
The Tribbles fought with honor, and I hope that when Cryptic sings songs of their glorious victory over the Nukara Tribbles, they remember that!
Don't forget the Great Tribble Attack of 2013 and the night when Tribbles brought the servers to their knees!
The Tribbles, who's sole existence in life, was to be petted, make cute cooing sounds, and please their masters with a humble Nukara Mark faced annihilation. An evil enemy, Cryptic, aimed to destroy the very existence of these simple creatures. Cryptic could not have these cuddly pets please their masters in the way they were so carefully bred for almost two months.
The mortal enemies faced each other! An intense fight ensued. The Tribbles attacked - Cryptic's servers went down on the battlefield - the first casualty of this vicious ordeal. Tribble and Developer bodies alike littered the battlefield so deep that no square meter of headquarters was free of fur or suits. After 2 hours of horrid struggle, Cryptic's servers stirred from the ashes. Cryptic won the battle - the Tribbles lay slaughtered and defeated.
The Tribbles fought with honor, and I hope that when Cryptic sings songs of their glorious victory over the Nukara Tribbles, they remember that!
Don't forget the Great Tribble Attack of 2013 and the night when Tribbles brought the servers to their knees!
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Also, this is a fitting soundtrack! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPfY1D3O7C8
It funny because its true!!!:D
"Will never forget the day I was part of the Tribble Attack of 2013!"
"This is Admiral BumBleBush!..Captain of the U.S.S. Prometheus!..I order you to lower your shields and weapons or ill be forced to fire upon you!!!"
"This is Fleet Commander BumBle!..
Vice Admiral of the U.S.S. Prometheus!..
I order you to lower your shields and weapons or ill be forced to fire upon you!!!"