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I will not stand for discrimination in STO.... (Re: Handsome Phaser Guy)

knuhteb5knuhteb5 Member Posts: 1,831 Arc User
edited April 2013 in Star Trek Online General Discussion
I will not stand for discrimination against handsome phaser guy on the main page! Now, hot Romulan girl gets her own animated advertisement while handsome phaser guy sits below forgotten and frozen in time, relegated to being a back stage prop. Whatever happened to the glorious time when handsome phaser guy was a main feature on main page? Poor guy will be out of a job and on the street collecting SSI before we know it. I don't think I can ever forgive you Cryptic. Sniff, sniff.
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  • sunfranckssunfrancks Member Posts: 3,925 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    It is sexist, surely..... I am not sure.......... yes, I am going with sexist :P
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  • corbinwolf#9797 corbinwolf
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    edited April 2013
    Maybe Handsome Phaser Guy simply prefers being under Hot Romulan Girl? ;) Did you ever think about his needs? :rolleyes:
    "The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward." - Rocky Balboa (2006)
  • qjuniorqjunior Member Posts: 2,023 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    They could introduce handsome plasma pistol guy, the Romulan version of handsome phaser guy ! :D
  • ambassadormolariambassadormolari Member Posts: 709 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    qjunior wrote: »
    They could introduce handsome plasma pistol guy, the Reman version of handsome phaser guy ! :D

    Fixed it for you. :P
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  • knuhteb5knuhteb5 Member Posts: 1,831 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    bugspatteredjack wrote: »
    Maybe Handsome Phaser Guy simply prefers being under Hot Romulan Girl? ;) Did you ever think about his needs? :rolleyes:

    A handsome phaser guy only needs his trusty phaser. Hahaha. I think the being underneath part was only coincidence ;D

    qjunior wrote: »
    They could introduce handsome plasma pistol guy, the Romulan version of handsome phaser guy ! :D

    TBH, I don't think hot romulan girl would allow handsome rihansu guy to steal her spot light. She's become too powerful and too ambitious.
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  • theodrimtheodrim Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    What's wrong with being sexy?
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  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I would not mess with Romulan girl....she is not like Vulcan bimbo, and she has a bigger gun.
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  • ricorosebudricorosebud Member Posts: 11 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Rommie gal I have heard called "Sohawt"
    Vulcan gal= "T'TRIBBLE"
    Doesn't handsome phaser guy deserve a name instead of his current generic moniker?
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  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    ricorosebud wrote: »
    Rommie gal I have heard called "Sohawt"
    Vulcan gal= "T'TRIBBLE"
    Doesn't handsome phaser guy deserve a name instead of his current generic moniker?

    I call him not Kirk Kirk
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  • knuhteb5knuhteb5 Member Posts: 1,831 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    ricorosebud wrote: »
    Rommie gal I have heard called "Sohawt"
    Vulcan gal= "T'TRIBBLE"
    Doesn't handsome phaser guy deserve a name instead of his current generic moniker?

    Bobby phaser joe, Phaser man, Mr. phaser, or Mr. Mc'Phaser?
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  • ricorosebudricorosebud Member Posts: 11 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    knuhteb5 wrote: »
    Bobby phaser joe, Phaser man, Mr. phaser, or Mr. Mc'Phaser?

    Bobby Joe McPhaser?

    Can I get a ruling?
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  • erockererocker Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Handsome Phaser Guy is and has always been nothing more than a back stage prop. They just need to take things further with the sexytime new Romulan lass. Something like "Find your mate today" in flashing letters. Perhaps then, can STOL compete with the likes of that game behemoth seen advertised across just about every website in the dark back alley of the internet... Evony. :P
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  • knuhteb5knuhteb5 Member Posts: 1,831 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    ricorosebud wrote: »
    Bobby Joe McPhaser?

    Can I get a ruling?

    I like it. It gets a thumps up from me.
    erocker wrote: »
    Handsome Phaser Guy is and has always been nothing more than a back stage prop. They just need to take things further with the sexytime new Romulan lass. Something like "Find your mate today" in flashing letters. Perhaps then, can STOL compete with the likes of that game behemoth seen advertised across just about every website in the dark back alley of the internet... Evony. :P

    That would make the her make seem like some poster girl for some match making site like e harmony. That's beneath her (no pun intended Bobby Joe McPhaser).
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  • abaddon653abaddon653 Member Posts: 1,144 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    ricorosebud wrote: »
    Bobby Joe McPhaser?

    Can I get a ruling?

    Bobby Joe McPhaser.....hmmmm, YES!
  • knuhteb5knuhteb5 Member Posts: 1,831 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    abaddon653 wrote: »
    Bobby Joe McPhaser.....hmmmm, YES!

    Come on people, we need your opinion on this. So far, it's three votes in favor of handsome phaser guy being officially named Bobby Joe McPhaser. What other names do you prefer? Help us give phaser guy a name before he becomes a forgotten memory!!!
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  • tsurutafan01tsurutafan01 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I think Handsome Phaser Guy probably tried to read the threads in the news/announcements sections and eventually was so disheartened with the mountains of nonsense that posters who can't read rain down in there he turned the weapon on himself.

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  • jexsamxjexsamx Member Posts: 2,803 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Any of these. Bobby Joe McPhaser doesn't really roll off the tongue.
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  • knuhteb5knuhteb5 Member Posts: 1,831 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    tsurutafan01 wrote: »
    I think Handsome Phaser Guy probably tried to read the threads in the news/announcements sections and eventually was so disheartened with the mountains of nonsense that posters who can't read rain down in there he turned the weapon on himself.

    It can't be true! I can't believe it! He was too young, with such a bright future ahead of him. Could it honestly be true?
    jexsamx wrote: »
    Any of these. Bobby Joe McPhaser doesn't really roll off the tongue.

    How about Cool hand Kirk?
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  • ricorosebudricorosebud Member Posts: 11 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    jexsamx wrote: »
    Any of these. Bobby Joe McPhaser doesn't really roll off the tongue.

    I think Bobby Joe McPhaser has a lovely ring to it!

    Would you prefer something like Pierre Le Pew Pew?
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  • qjuniorqjunior Member Posts: 2,023 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Handsome phaser guy = Smitty "The Phaser" O'Pew

    Handsome romulan guy = S'tud

    "Handsome" Reman guy = Count Remanula

    :D
  • jexsamxjexsamx Member Posts: 2,803 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    ricorosebud wrote: »
    I think Bobby Joe McPhaser has a lovely ring to it!

    Would you prefer something like Pierre Le Pew Pew?

    Jack McPhaserblast.
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  • mirrorseacatmirrorseacat Member Posts: 170 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Oy Vey guys Hot Phaser Dude is called Commander Bachs.

    Commander Bachs ---> Commander Box....since he was on the original Box that the game came in :rolleyes:

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  • maxvitormaxvitor Member Posts: 2,213 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    knuhteb5 wrote: »
    I will not stand for discrimination against handsome phaser guy on the main page! Now, hot Romulan girl gets her own animated advertisement while handsome phaser guy sits below forgotten and frozen in time, relegated to being a back stage prop. Whatever happened to the glorious time when handsome phaser guy was a main feature on main page? Poor guy will be out of a job and on the street collecting SSI before we know it. I don't think I can ever forgive you Cryptic. Sniff, sniff.
    It's not discrimination my friend, it's affirmative action, besides, with T'TRIBBLE being frozen in a falling down position for so long I doubt she's very happy and do you want to be the one to tell hot Romulan girl she shouldn't have an animated advertisement? I won't be volunteering for that job, I prefer my genitalia intact.
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  • mattimeo97mattimeo97 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    maxvitor wrote: »
    it's affirmative action,

    It sure is. Giving her that front and center advertising position is Cryptic's way of trying to make up for relegating all the female Romulan boffs to second string by giving them inferior traits to the males.
  • cptshephardcptshephard Member Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    ricorosebud wrote: »
    Bobby Joe McPhaser?

    Can I get a ruling?

    Ab-so-lutely.

    This made my day.
  • startrek1234567startrek1234567 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    all we have to do is sneak behind romulan woman, vaporize her and replace her with a romulan version of Bobby Joe McPhaser. Its a instant win, but if she catches you sneaking behind her, i wish good luck to us all...
  • knuhteb5knuhteb5 Member Posts: 1,831 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    startrek1234567 wrote: »
    all we have to do is sneak behind romulan woman, vaporize her and replace her with a romulan version of Bobby Joe McPhaser. Its a instant win, but if she catches you sneaking behind her, i wish good luck to us all...

    Poor bobby joe. Little does he know that Romulan woman is attracted to guys who try to backstab her. Why do you think her last boy friend was Tal Shiar? Keep your friends close and your enemies closer...
    qjunior wrote: »
    Handsome phaser guy = Smitty "The Phaser" O'Pew

    Handsome romulan guy = S'tud

    "Handsome" Reman guy = Count Remanula

    :D

    I like S'tud and Count Remanula. Cryptic could potentially do a Count Remanula advertising campaign with general mills who for a limited time could turn Count Chocula into Count Remanula. Smitty "the phase" O'pew is kind of catchy, but I'm not sure I can imagine a Smitty captaining a star ship. Sounds more like a red shirt to me :p
    mirrorseacat wrote: »
    Oy Vey guys Hot Phaser Dude is called Commander Bachs.

    Commander Bachs ---> Commander Box....since he was on the original Box that the game came in :rolleyes:

    Commander Bachs sounds too plain to me. It needs to have a ring to it.
    jexsamx wrote: »
    Jack McPhaserblast.
    Jack sounds more like a name from a children's song like Jack be nimble. Jack warp quick or jack shoot that phaser quick, maybe.
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  • synwrathswifesynwrathswife Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I am a female & I know why phaser guy is being left out in the cold all while the girls get all the action, the animation & it takes no imagination either to figure out why.

    I'd call it "Adonis Advertisement". Some might call it smart or genius even! :D

    I take no offense; you need to make your money some way, some how. It seems as though sex does in fact sell! ;)
    My two cent's take em or leave em......
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  • warmaker001bwarmaker001b Member Posts: 9,205 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Just call the phaser guy "Redshirt" and all is fine.
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  • synwrathswifesynwrathswife Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    warmaker001b wrote: »
    Just call the phaser guy "Redshirt" and all is fine.

    I vote "Redshirt"
    My two cent's take em or leave em......
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