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    starswordcstarswordc Member Posts: 10,963 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    When the USS Andraste comes calling, the scum's only recourse is to run and hide.

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    Knows where the scum likes to hide.
    "Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
    — Sabaton, "Great War"
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    centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Only in the most wrenched hive of scum and villainy.

    Downvotes Memes.
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    philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited January 2014
    Builds a cantina on DS9, complete with cantina band, Greedo, and Han Solo (and Han shoots first).
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    centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Han ALWAYS shoots first.


    Is the guy playing the song in the background. Doo doot doo doot doot do doo do doo.
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    philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited January 2014
    Prefers the human version of Jabba the Hutt.
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    philipclayberg wrote: »
    Prefers the human version of Jabba the Hutt.

    As a friend, yeah. It's way easier to get a 350lb man in my car than 13ft slug.

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    Can GM Dungeons & Dragons all day and all night but is confused by stud poker.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
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    mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    That's the one where you draw playing cards on the sides of horses right?

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    Can't tell the difference between an Ent and an Entwhistle
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    philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited January 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    As a friend, yeah. It's way easier to get a 350lb man in my car than 13ft slug.

    lol... And the former doesn't leave a trail of slime wherever it goes.

    Likes to shoot up gold records with a Tommy gun.
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    I do seem to have a lot of those lying around. M1921 Thompsons, that is.

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    Thinks H.P. Lovecraft should have stuck to writing comedy.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
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    lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Chutulu is such a tinny word...

    "Insists on onlyreading Archie's double digest in the "original Klingon".
    A TIME TO SEARCH: ENTER MY FOUNDRY MISSION at the RISA SYSTEM
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    centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    At least Veronica's dialog makes sense then.

    Runs a money laundering operation. Will clean any bills for $10 a pound.
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    philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited January 2014
    lol ... and folks are complaining about my puns being bad? riiiiiight.

    Is willing to polish a pound sterling for $3.55.
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    lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    "Will be your bodyguard if you can be their long lost pal.
    A TIME TO SEARCH: ENTER MY FOUNDRY MISSION at the RISA SYSTEM
    Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
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    philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited January 2014
    Wants to play basketball with Julio down in the schoolyard.
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    lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    "Wants to buy themselves some art, A Picasso or a Garfunkel.
    A TIME TO SEARCH: ENTER MY FOUNDRY MISSION at the RISA SYSTEM
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    One Art, please.

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    Installed a screen door on his airlock.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
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    senshibat01senshibat01 Member Posts: 11,267 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Knows LE Gagh is whats for dinner
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    Tsuki ni Kawatte Oshioki Yo
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    philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited January 2014
    Wants to go find America.

    Zonker: "Call me when you find it."
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    starswordcstarswordc Member Posts: 10,963 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Found America.

    Never eats shredded wheat.
    "Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
    — Sabaton, "Great War"
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    philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited January 2014
    starswordc wrote: »
    Found America.

    Ah. Now I get it. I think. The ship's name is "America"?

    Whispers to Kathy that the man in the gabardine suit is a spy, and his bowtie is really a camera.
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    centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    It's not his bowtie, it's his beard.


    Did not find the droids he was looking for.
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    I'm sure they weren't that important.

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    Finally understands this U2 song...
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
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    philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited January 2014
    centersolace wrote: »
    It's not his bowtie, it's his beard.

    Oh. I'd always heard "bowtie". I wonder if ZZ Top is aware of it.

    Twisted and turned away.
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    lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    I'm sure they weren't that important.

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    Finally understands this U2 song...

    It's not the song I don't get it's the mullets!

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    Has a glorious mullet.
    A TIME TO SEARCH: ENTER MY FOUNDRY MISSION at the RISA SYSTEM
    Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
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    philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited January 2014
    Fell on their face.

    (The mullet caused a shift in the high center-of-gravity, someone pushed from behind, and next thing you know ... oh, wait. They had to jump off of a London hospital first. (rewinds tape; does some quick cut-and-tape editing; pushes "play") There we go. *SPLAT* Um. Okay, let's try that again. Do we have another stunt double handy?)
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    centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    No, no we do not.



    Watches Jackie Chan movies on his lunch breaks.
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    philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited January 2014
    Does the "drunken monkey" ... sober.
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    It's the only dance move I know...

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    Thinks Robert J. Oppenheimer's Bhagavad Gita quote is supposed to be a motivational speech.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
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    centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    "I am become death, destroyer of worlds, engaged to destroy all beings of this world; of you heroic soldiers, none shall be spared."

    Will not be spared.
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    philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited January 2014
    Wanted to play the part of the Black Knight in "Monty Python & the Holy Grail" ... until they told him about the limb-removal-without-anesthesia. "Just a scratch."
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