Klingons could have something similar modelled around the accident prone Alexander Rozhenko from DS9 :P
... Don't take this thread to seriosly.
Yes please.
Dreadnought class. Two times the size, three times the speed. Advanced weaponry. Modified for a minimal crew. Unlike most Federation vessels, it's built solely for combat.
I love the Alexander pack idea. His accidents are good luck after all.
It could have a console that when you activate it, he makes a random mistake that gives you a boost. for example:
"Alexander trips over an EPS conduit, accidentally shunting 200% power to your disruptors, you crit for over 9000"
The latter could be displayed as fly-in text announcements, possibly even broadcast to other players in STFs i.e. "Alexander Rozhenko tripped over an EPS conduit on the IKS Somraw, [etc]".
Laws of thermodynamics as applied to life: 0 - You must play the game. 1 - You can't win. 2 - You can't break even. 3 - You can't quit.
I realize this is a joke thread but I can't help but think a handheld tractor beam personal device that could lift a target up in the air and apply a hold so they can't move would be fun to use.
You know somebody joked about adding something to STO once. It was taken seriously and we got Pakled Captains. Please....pretty please don't joke. We will have hundreds of Crusher clones being told to "Shut Up" Then again, may be fun to tell them to "Get off my starbase" Ok, please add one Cryptic, but only if it is a Boff useful only once every few days and we can throw it off the bridge anytime we want. Key word, throw. I want to see a sulking Wesley shuffling up to the turbo lift.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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Then I saw the shut up wesley emote.
If I ever run out of fleet things to do I would add this to my list.
In other news universe wide shortage of sweaters.
Mr. Worf, set phasers to WTF?
Yes please.
Dreadnought class. Two times the size, three times the speed. Advanced weaponry. Modified for a minimal crew. Unlike most Federation vessels, it's built solely for combat.
C'mon Cryptic please make this happen!
I love the Alexander pack idea. His accidents are good luck after all.
It could have a console that when you activate it, he makes a random mistake that gives you a boost. for example:
"Alexander trips over an EPS conduit, accidentally shunting 200% power to your disruptors, you crit for over 9000"
Now shut up and take my money!
The latter could be displayed as fly-in text announcements, possibly even broadcast to other players in STFs i.e. "Alexander Rozhenko tripped over an EPS conduit on the IKS Somraw, [etc]".
Heir to the high pony of holier than thou, Guardian of the Sacred Mallet of Thwarting, and giver of Baptismal raspberries since 02/02/2010
I want a Sheldon BOff.
And I want a Flash T-Shirt to go with him.
(you can keep Amy though) :P
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Make it so.
"Last Engage! Magical Girl Origami-san" is in print! Now with three times more rainbows.
Support the "Armored Unicorn" vehicle initiative today!
Thanks for Harajuku. Now let's get a real "Magical Girl" costume!
This thread is giving me the wheaties! (Much worse than "the willies".)
Well done!
I'm still fairly new. If I screwed up again, let me know.
I support this idea wholeheartedly.
Please make this happen Cryptic. I will buy it and I will buy one for all my friends.
Shutup Wesley: First In Everything
Edit: I just realized where the "holographic duty officer" comes from. That pic is a work of mad genius! xD
I personally think the Rainbow top would be more popular than a Skant.
Yes. Also, nice avatar.