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  • marcusdkanemarcusdkane Member Posts: 7,439 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    Thank you!

    Now my embarrassing question is:

    What do they use for toilet paper in the future?

    Like how the cell-phone came about via the TOS communicator, someone in our time-line could invent a better way to wipe out that old problem.

    I do know Bill Gates is trying to take toilet technology which is over a few thousand years old and bring it into the 21st century. Vid here on it.
    Toilet paper?? :eek:
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  • darkjeffdarkjeff Member Posts: 2,590 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    What exactly is klingon bloodwine made of? Does it have blood in it?
    Why not? We humans drink blood here on Earth. I believe bloodwine is prepared too, not just "raw", as it were.
    I can honestly say I would shareDoctor McCoy's reservations about the Transporter. Wouldn't you?
    Absolutely. The consciousness that is "you" ceases to exist and is recreated perfectly on the other side. That's what Ben Bova's Orion series points out.

    On the other hand, our consciousness also ends when we sleep, so who's to say the person we remember being is currently experiencing who we are now? That train of thought leads to madness!

    My friend made a point though that if I was cut in half and perfectly put back together, would I still consider myself me? What if I was cut into quarters? Tenths? Divided to my component atoms and reconstituted? That allowed me to shrug and stop pondering consciousness.
  • artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited February 2013
    darkjeff wrote: »
    Why not? We humans drink blood here on Earth. I believe bloodwine is prepared too, not just "raw", as it were.

    Plus Black Pudding, an essential component in any fry up.
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  • captnurntumbercaptnurntumber Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    Heres one that has bugged me for awhile. Seriously, even as a kid in the 70's it bugged me on the Original series....

    I believe the episode was the "Squire of Gothos" but I could be wrong about that....but I do know that at the end Captain Kirk was talking about the pranks kids play to Spock. He mentioned things that he did as a kid and I suppose assumed SPock might have done like "Dipping little girls pigtails in inkwells".

    Ummmm...ok, Kirk lives in the 23rd century right? Its 2013 right now...when was the last time you saw a freakin' inkwell? I was born in 1964 and I didn't see an inkwell ONCE in my own childhood. As a matter of fact I've only met a handful of people that know what a dip pen looks like and they (like myself) only know because we use them for pen and ink cartooning.

    Even as a kid I was like "How the heck would Kirk know anything about a prank that was probably popular by children before my grandfather's time?":)
  • tacofangstacofangs Member Posts: 2,951 Cryptic Developer
    edited February 2013
  • janusforbearejanusforbeare Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    tacofangs wrote: »

    My guess is that someone was playing around with the colour balance on the viewscreen that day. Damn it, Sulu! Get back to work!

    I've been wondering why MACO uniforms look like they've been worn while painting bulkheads. Do the fashion police not exist in the 22nd century? Or are the MACOs just trying to beat out the Romulans in the "Ugliest Uniform of the Year" awards?

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  • atatassaultatatassault Member Posts: 1,008 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    tacofangs wrote: »
    When viewed up close you can't see it, but all the HONOR and GLORY of Qo'noS emits a green aura. [noparse];)[/noparse]
  • boglejam73boglejam73 Member Posts: 890 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    Not so much an embarrassing question for me - but maybe for the continuity person who worked on Voyager:

    What the eff ever became of the borg baby? Its a season 6 or 7 episode where they discover the borg kids - 7 beams a baby borg from the cube to the Doctor - Doctor does his thing, saves baby borg - baby borg never ever mentioned again, even thou the other borg kids get to move into 7's cargo hold.

    I don't mind an occasional plot hole or an unresolved story element but when you forget entirely about the wee baby borg, that's a little much.
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  • tacofangstacofangs Member Posts: 2,951 Cryptic Developer
    edited February 2013
    My guess is that someone was playing around with the colour balance on the viewscreen that day. Damn it, Sulu! Get back to work!

    I've been wondering why MACO uniforms looking like they've been worn while painting bulkheads. Do the fashion police not exist in the 22nd century? Or are the MACOs just trying to beat out the Romulans in the "Ugliest Uniform of the Year" awards?

    Ref pic (with Orion slave girl for good measure): http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/lostncybr/Star%20Trek%20Costumes/ST%20Enterprise/ST%20Enterprise%20MACO%20costume/Macoslavegirl.jpg

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  • direphoenixdirephoenix Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    I've been wondering why MACO uniforms look like they've been worn while painting bulkheads. Do the fashion police not exist in the 22nd century? Or are the MACOs just trying to beat out the Romulans in the "Ugliest Uniform of the Year" awards?

    Ref pic (with Orion slave girl for good measure): http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/lostncybr/Star%20Trek%20Costumes/ST%20Enterprise/ST%20Enterprise%20MACO%20costume/Macoslavegirl.jpg

    All clothes look ugly when positioned next to a scantily-clad Orion hottie.

    Also, clearly the MACO camo is designed for blending in with the styrofoam rocks in TOS. They're thinking ahead!
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  • crypticarmsmancrypticarmsman Member Posts: 4,115 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    tacofangs wrote: »


    It's the atmosphere that gives the planet its color ;) (The Klingons really went green a milennia ago.):D
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  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    Heres one that has bugged me for awhile. Seriously, even as a kid in the 70's it bugged me on the Original series....

    I believe the episode was the "Squire of Gothos" but I could be wrong about that....but I do know that at the end Captain Kirk was talking about the pranks kids play to Spock. He mentioned things that he did as a kid and I suppose assumed SPock might have done like "Dipping little girls pigtails in inkwells".

    Ummmm...ok, Kirk lives in the 23rd century right? Its 2013 right now...when was the last time you saw a freakin' inkwell? I was born in 1964 and I didn't see an inkwell ONCE in my own childhood. As a matter of fact I've only met a handful of people that know what a dip pen looks like and they (like myself) only know because we use them for pen and ink cartooning.

    Even as a kid I was like "How the heck would Kirk know anything about a prank that was probably popular by children before my grandfather's time?":)
    Maybe it's used for art in Kirk's time and not writing? Art classes still use stuff like that.
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  • user839020189287user839020189287 Member Posts: 291 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    Maybe it's used for art in Kirk's time and not writing? Art classes still use stuff like that.

    I always considered pop culture references, in any body of work, to be a sign of weak writing.

    Like audiences need that *wink* *wink* archaic tongue in cheek referencing.

    Kirk: " She's built like a brick-**** house, Spock!"

    Spock: " WTF, Jim? Derp."
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  • captnurntumbercaptnurntumber Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    Maybe it's used for art in Kirk's time and not writing? Art classes still use stuff like that.
    I always considered pop culture references, in any body of work, to be a sign of weak writing.

    Like audiences need that *wink* *wink* archaic tongue in cheek referencing.

    Kirk: " She's built like a brick-**** house, Spock!"

    Spock: " WTF, Jim? Derp."

    I've done it with shows and movies that I like, but I've found it a bit of weak writing or ill thought out dialogue/plots if you, the audience have to come up with a long shot reason for something that doesn't make sense.

    I'm not picking on you markhawkman, just pointing out that the particular line, while I find it amusing, really doesn't make a lot of sense in the shows context. Sure, perhaps Kirk took some art classes as kid, but the real reason the line was there is because of when the show was wrtten. The writer probably went to grammar school...when they still called it grammar school....30 or 4o years prior.

    I don't want anyone to take it the wrong way. I grew up watching Trek, I only mention these things because of the years of enjoyment its given me. Besides, despite the way the line doesn't fit well in show's context, I've always loved the banter between Kirk and Spock.
  • tripphtripph Member Posts: 85 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    Heres one that has bugged me for awhile. Seriously, even as a kid in the 70's it bugged me on the Original series....

    I believe the episode was the "Squire of Gothos" but I could be wrong about that....but I do know that at the end Captain Kirk was talking about the pranks kids play to Spock. He mentioned things that he did as a kid and I suppose assumed SPock might have done like "Dipping little girls pigtails in inkwells".

    Ummmm...ok, Kirk lives in the 23rd century right? Its 2013 right now...when was the last time you saw a freakin' inkwell? I was born in 1964 and I didn't see an inkwell ONCE in my own childhood. As a matter of fact I've only met a handful of people that know what a dip pen looks like and they (like myself) only know because we use them for pen and ink cartooning.

    Even as a kid I was like "How the heck would Kirk know anything about a prank that was probably popular by children before my grandfather's time?":)

    They (eventually) established that he was quite the antiquarian. Archaic phrases fit that part of his character.
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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    They're elitists who want to rule the universe. Their attempts to conquer the Feds have failed so far. Aside from their disliek of their Vulcan cousins they don't really hate the feds... They don't like them either, so they're kinda indifferent.

    Yeah my understanding is they are/ were garden variety fascists.
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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    I guess they were always threatening the engineers on DS9 with waste extraction duty.

    Speaking of waste "extraction"... OUCH!!

    Then there was an episode of Enterprise where they trudge through a sewer and complain that sewage takes on a whole new meaning when it comes from many different species... :eek:
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  • tripphtripph Member Posts: 85 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    Not embarrassing questions so much as quibbles (they look like tribbles, but their purring is slightly off-key, so it's irritating rather than soothing):

    When I beam up from an away mission, why does the rest of my away team touch their badges, too? Shouldn't they be using the passive transport animation?

    Why does it ask us if we want to orbit K7 in Sector Space, then ask us if we want to dock at K7 when we're in the system? Is this the only starbase that would use that different phrasing, and thus not worth the effort?

    When I beam up from Starfleet Academy, I have the choice of going to Earthdock, Sol Sector, or the Orion Quadrant. Why don't I have the same choice when I'm leaving Earthdock? Can't the same menu be patched into the Earthdock code?
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  • aeolusdallasaeolusdallas Member Posts: 143 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    This kind of stretches to planets as well.

    Humans - Earth yet;

    Cardassians - Cardassia
    Vulcans - Vulcan
    Romulan - Romulus
    Bajorans - Bajor
    Trills - Trill

    The list goes on.

    The only one that really breaks the mold is Qo'nos and even then they were originally going to name it Kling, but felt it sounded stupid.

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  • psycoticvulcanpsycoticvulcan Member Posts: 4,160 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    In Trek Humans are Terrans from Terra

    Some humans were called "Terrans" on occasion, but only in the mirror universe was it commonplace.
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  • aeolusdallasaeolusdallas Member Posts: 143 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    Toilet paper?? :eek:
    The three sea shells :cool:

    I think it's safe to assume they use bidets or a high tech equivalent.
  • gamerjoshgamerjosh Member Posts: 158 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    I think it's safe to assume they use bidets or a high tech equivalent.

    They have sonic showers, why not sonic bidets?
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  • aeolusdallasaeolusdallas Member Posts: 143 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    gamerjosh wrote: »
    They have sonic showers, why not sonic bidets?

    well sonic bidet would be a high tech equivalent...:D
  • ussrevravenussrevraven Member Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    One set of questions I've wondered for a long time...


    What's the deal with the Ambassador Class?

    It was a rarely seen class of ship, yet it was the class of the flagship. But very few Ambassador's were seen on screen...so what's the deal? Why is the Excelsior class, which is modestly older than the Ambassador, the workhorse of the Federation while the "newer" class is virtually mothballed. I always assumed there was some serious design flaw in the Ambassador class, and the handful of ships in active service were either not affected by the flaw or were refit..but the refit was too prohibitive to do for the entire Ambassador fleet.

    Which goes into....

    The Enterprise-C was destroyed in 2344. The Enterprise-D was launched in 2363. So the Federation went without it's flagship for almost 20 years....why? The 1701 was replaced by the 1701-A within a few months. Okay, maybe it was renamed from the Yorktown. Well, the 1701-A was replaced by the 1701-B within the same year.....so why did Starfleet go without an Enterprise for nearly a whole generation?

    And lastly..

    I know the reasoning was the Prime Directive, but why did the Federation not come to the aid of the Bajorans during the Occupation? I get that that it was considered an "internal Cardassian matter"..but really? I have a hard time accepting that the holier than thou Federation would have allowed virtual genocide of a native people by an occupier. Being as Bajor wasn't considered a territory of Cardassia until the Occupation began...why didn't the UFP intervene when the first Bajoran refugees came into Federation space with proof of a virtual genocide? The only thing I can think of is some archaic language when Cardassians first arrvied on Bajor, so politically it was seen as an "invitation" by the Bajorans for the Cardassians to take over their whole planet..but I think that's a little weak argument.

    This kinda stuff is one of my favorite little games to play with canon. Taking all the goofy little discontinuity items and "fixing" them so it fits in the larger narrative. It's fun! :D
  • psycoticvulcanpsycoticvulcan Member Posts: 4,160 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    What's the deal with the Ambassador Class?

    It was a rarely seen class of ship, yet it was the class of the flagship. But very few Ambassador's were seen on screen...so what's the deal? Why is the Excelsior class, which is modestly older than the Ambassador, the workhorse of the Federation while the "newer" class is virtually mothballed. I always assumed there was some serious design flaw in the Ambassador class, and the handful of ships in active service were either not affected by the flaw or were refit..but the refit was too prohibitive to do for the entire Ambassador fleet.

    Which goes into....

    The Enterprise-C was destroyed in 2344. The Enterprise-D was launched in 2363. So the Federation went without it's flagship for almost 20 years....why? The 1701 was replaced by the 1701-A within a few months. Okay, maybe it was renamed from the Yorktown. Well, the 1701-A was replaced by the 1701-B within the same year.....so why did Starfleet go without an Enterprise for nearly a whole generation?

    Who says every Enterprise was a flagship? We know the D, E, and F were (and the NX-01 too), but Kirk's Enterprises and the Enterprise-B and -C might just have been considered normal starships in the fleet.
    I know the reasoning was the Prime Directive, but why did the Federation not come to the aid of the Bajorans during the Occupation? I get that that it was considered an "internal Cardassian matter"..but really? I have a hard time accepting that the holier than thou Federation would have allowed virtual genocide of a native people by an occupier. Being as Bajor wasn't considered a territory of Cardassia until the Occupation began...why didn't the UFP intervene when the first Bajoran refugees came into Federation space with proof of a virtual genocide? The only thing I can think of is some archaic language when Cardassians first arrvied on Bajor, so politically it was seen as an "invitation" by the Bajorans for the Cardassians to take over their whole planet..but I think that's a little weak argument.

    The Feds probably did put a lot of political pressure on the Cardies. And if I remember correctly, they fought a short war in the early years of TNG.
    This kinda stuff is one of my favorite little games to play with canon. Taking all the goofy little discontinuity items and "fixing" them so it fits in the larger narrative. It's fun! :D

    Agreed. :D
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  • aeolusdallasaeolusdallas Member Posts: 143 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    One set of questions I've wondered for a long time...


    What's the deal with the Ambassador Class?

    It was a rarely seen class of ship, yet it was the class of the flagship. But very few Ambassador's were seen on screen...so what's the deal? Why is the Excelsior class, which is modestly older than the Ambassador, the workhorse of the Federation while the "newer" class is virtually mothballed. I always assumed there was some serious design flaw in the Ambassador class, and the handful of ships in active service were either not affected by the flaw or were refit..but the refit was too prohibitive to do for the entire Ambassador fleet.

    Which goes into....

    The Enterprise-C was destroyed in 2344. The Enterprise-D was launched in 2363. So the Federation went without it's flagship for almost 20 years....why? The 1701 was replaced by the 1701-A within a few months. Okay, maybe it was renamed from the Yorktown. Well, the 1701-A was replaced by the 1701-B within the same year.....so why did Starfleet go without an Enterprise for nearly a whole generation?

    And lastly..

    I know the reasoning was the Prime Directive, but why did the Federation not come to the aid of the Bajorans during the Occupation? I get that that it was considered an "internal Cardassian matter"..but really? I have a hard time accepting that the holier than thou Federation would have allowed virtual genocide of a native people by an occupier. Being as Bajor wasn't considered a territory of Cardassia until the Occupation began...why didn't the UFP intervene when the first Bajoran refugees came into Federation space with proof of a virtual genocide? The only thing I can think of is some archaic language when Cardassians first arrvied on Bajor, so politically it was seen as an "invitation" by the Bajorans for the Cardassians to take over their whole planet..but I think that's a little weak argument.

    This kinda stuff is one of my favorite little games to play with canon. Taking all the goofy little discontinuity items and "fixing" them so it fits in the larger narrative. It's fun! :D

    The Ambassador was probably a limited run testbed while the Excelsior was the workhorse of the fleet
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  • qjuniorqjunior Member Posts: 2,023 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    What a delightful thread..... :D

    Here is something that bothers me all the time when I'm watching the shows..... omniscient, mind-reading communication systems...:

    Sometimes they just start speaking and miraculously the computer knows exactly to whom they want to speak AND when to cut off the transmission. While they do say things like "Riker to Picard" sometimes (not very consistently though..) you often hear the whole sentence on the other end even before the actual name is spoken..... I HATE IT ! :D

    Another example...... Dr Crusher is leaning over an injured person during a ground mission, right around them, there are Riker, Geordie and Data.... After a while they decide that everyone BUT one person is going to return to the Enterprise....

    And what does our dear Doctor tell the Transporter Room (although never actually dialing it, she just tips her badge...):

    "Four to beam up !"

    The all-knowing Transporter Guy not only beams up the correct persons without ever asking who is going and who stays, he also manages to beam Crusher and her patient right to the Sick Bay (that NO ONE ever mentioned, grrrrr)

    :o
  • psycoticvulcanpsycoticvulcan Member Posts: 4,160 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    24 century, and they still haven't found a cure for baldness?

    Let's see someone answer THAT one. >=3

    It's not that they don't have a cure. It's that most people don't care any more.
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  • qjuniorqjunior Member Posts: 2,023 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    Ohh, and I just remembered to reply to some of the other stuff in this thread:

    1: Tom Paris and B'Elanna Torres are not civilians, they have a rank.....

    2: Seven does not though, but seriously, they consider some confused, bunny-suited therapist to be equal to a LT.Com. (and nearly die horribly because of it).

    We can thereby conclude that everyone not stunned into obedience by Sevens forcefully projected "personality" is probably so frightened of getting beaten up by her that they just go with it. I think that makes her the equivalent of a Fleet Admiral, lol....

    3: It?s a misconception that the Federation doesn?t use money, because they do. Not internally though. But all personnel get an "allowance" to barter with uncivilized scum who is too well armed to shoot and loot.

    :D
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