...talking to players is like being a mall Santa. Everyone immediately wants to tell you all of the things they want, and you are absolutely powerless to deliver 99% of them.
STO Member since February 2009. I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born! Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
Why would a deranged taco suggest something that launches his own kind to the people that can make it happen?
I say it would have a description like this:
Rapid Fire Taco Cannon [Dmg] [Taco] [Slip]
Unique Ground Weapon
Bound
Unique - Max of one per character
Fires tacos at enemies. The tacos may break upon impact and splatter on the ground, making the area slippery and causing enemies to fall when walking over it.
15 Kinetic Damage per taco
.5 second recharge
75% chance to smash and cause slippery ground within a 5 m radius
...100% chance to eventually get you randomly killed by Tacofangs if used.
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LOL. Nice to see you clicked the link ;-)
Kirk's Protege.
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Profit!
I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born!
Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
I say it would have a description like this:
Rapid Fire Taco Cannon [Dmg] [Taco] [Slip]
Unique Ground Weapon
Bound
Unique - Max of one per character
Fires tacos at enemies. The tacos may break upon impact and splatter on the ground, making the area slippery and causing enemies to fall when walking over it.
15 Kinetic Damage per taco
.5 second recharge
75% chance to smash and cause slippery ground within a 5 m radius
...100% chance to eventually get you randomly killed by Tacofangs if used.
You think Dilithium is expensive.....? Try finding a dentist who will work on a fanged taco.
The same one who works on sentient bran cereal.
No, not Starfleet Dental.
Ahhh yes. Our resident Sentient Bran...
That's why we can't get anything done in STO. Every time the news reports another "Cereal" Killer on the loose, Brandon hides under his desk...
Someone call?
--Butts