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I don't like the Eta Eridani sector.

cusashorncusashorn Member Posts: 461
It's the proverbial Arkansas of the Milky Way. Every time I enter it, I faintly hear space banjos playing off in the distance. Now my fleet's starbase is located in the middle of it all, with the Hatfields stationed in K7, and the McCoys over in the Ganalda system. Federation and Klingons duking it out for no good reason.

It's all just so backwoods. Like the entire sector of space is restricted to a financially low-class life style.
"My frozen dairy-based confectionery attracts all the males of the species to the facilities. They all agree on it's superiority. Indeed, it is superior to yours. I could teach you the finer details but that would require monetary recompense on your part."
-The Milkshake Song: Vulcan Edition
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  • straden0straden0 Member Posts: 78 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    Baha thanks for the laugh.
  • cratchmastercratchmaster Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    Here's your banjo, special Deliverance! :P
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  • aethon3050aethon3050 Member Posts: 599 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    Wait until you see the other Section 31 operative you speak with; he talks like the guy from Slingblade.

    "Hmph....recon Imma need yall to go up thur, ta git me summa them thur datur samples. Recon I'll have me summa tha bigguns, mmhmm."
  • cusashorncusashorn Member Posts: 461
    edited July 2012
    aethon3050 wrote: »
    Wait until you see the other Section 31 operative you speak with; he talks like the guy from Slingblade.

    "Hmph....recon Imma need yall to go up thur, ta git me summa them thur datur samples. Recon I'll have me summa tha bigguns, mmhmm."

    And afterwards he asks me to go "get him sum der Bajorian french fried potaters. Mmmmhmm."
    "My frozen dairy-based confectionery attracts all the males of the species to the facilities. They all agree on it's superiority. Indeed, it is superior to yours. I could teach you the finer details but that would require monetary recompense on your part."
    -The Milkshake Song: Vulcan Edition
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • rdm1958rdm1958 Member Posts: 822 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    this may be the funniest thread ever Mmmmhmm
  • kirksplatkirksplat Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    Are they also protesting universal healthcare, since the Fed president is obviously an alien socialist?
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  • ccarmichael07ccarmichael07 Member Posts: 755 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    cusashorn wrote: »
    It's the proverbial Arkansas of the Milky Way. Every time I enter it, I faintly hear space banjos playing off in the distance...

    O.M.G.!!!

    As soon as I read that, I instantly thought of this:

    http://youtu.be/QYE2kfveYIo

    :D


    "You shoot him, I shoot you, I leave both your bodies here and go out for a late night snack.
    I'm thinking maybe pancakes." ~ John Casey
  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    It's funny cause it's true..... -_-
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