The person above me.......

comrademoco

has tripped over a Mk I Standard issue Phaser, and stunned his face!

myrradyn

Has some 'splainin ta do!

lincolninspace

Is randomly beaten by Hispanic men.

cptjhunter

Survived a bullet to the head...only to die centuries later by a spear to the back.

Also hunts space vampires.

xlocutusofborgx

Needs to go to the fridge and get me a nice cold pepsi

captwinters1701

Hears intergalactic voices in his head

lincolninspace

Learned the hard way that b.o.a.t means bring out another thousand $.

centersolace

Also learned that "Nice Boat" means something else entirely.

captwinters1701

Makes sure Conan O'Brian has red hair all the time

westx211

Mistook the ready room for the rest room and has to clean up the mess.

myrradyn

Once took candy from a baby, when he/she was a baby.

jcsww

Hey! Above does not mean on top of me! :eek:

captwinters1701

was recently used, unwillingly, to break someone's fall

archanubis

Is captain of a rust bucket. :P

lindaleff

Wishes he had a tail. :rolleyes:

myrradyn

Keeps swinging that damn tail too close to those candles. Ahh TRIBBLE he did it again! *Grabs fire extinguisher.*

captwinters1701

Just accidently grabbed a Fire Extinguisher full of alcohol left over from April Fool's day


FOOSH!

cptjhunter

Is the STF Santa, bringging XII Omega gear to all the good little Borg slaying captains in the Alpha quadrant.:D

lindaleff

Once disabled a Tactical Cube by pouring Tea, Earl Grey, Hot into the Vinculum! :eek:

captwinters1701 wrote: »

Just accidentally grabbed a Fire Extinguisher full of alcohol left over from April Fool's day!

I would totally drink that!

cptjhunter

Probhably wants "Mawgs" as a playable species as much as I do.:(

captwinters1701

Is wanted for "Mawg" hunting in 12 systems

lindaleff

Actually COMBED the desert....:rolleyes:

cptjhunter wrote: »

Probably wants "Mawgs" as a playable species as much as I do.:(

Oh, that would be ever so much fun! I would even name mine Barfolomew!:D

myrradyn

Keeps his litter box in his ready room.

hpcapulet

Keeps Ten Forward tidy and gum free.

centersolace

Deals sweet mallety goodness with much zest and gusto.

myrradyn

Appeared on the Tonight show recently, and made fun of Leno so ruthlessly that Leno cried and went to commericial.

captwinters1701

Is the only Captain in Starfleet that needs to be taken out for a walk to do his "business"

centersolace

Has a leash that reaches anywhere.

captwinters1701

Time traveler from Warehouse 12

lindaleff

Built a full size replica of the Titanic, and constructed it entirely of duct tape! :eek: