The person above me.......

voporak

Once had a waffle stolen by tribble.

captan2er0

... is thouroughly involved in Captain Q and Radiers of the Lost Waffle

captwinters1701

Can drive a school bus to Kessel in under 12 Parsecs

ryan218

captwinters1701 wrote: »

Can drive a school bus to Kessel in under 12 Parsecs

Should know that this monstrosity he's constructed is no match for the power of the Force.

captwinters1701

Didn't know that a Private in the French Army evnetually became King of Norway and Sweden

voporak

Is actually Gilligan in a future alternate timeline, flying a ship that should never be in space.

lindaleff

voporak wrote: »

Is actually Gilligan in a future alternate timeline, flying a ship that should never be in space.

Brought entirely too many clothings for what was supposed to be a 4 hour tour....:rolleyes:

captwinters1701

On a recent temporal mission to Earth's past, caused a plane with Chuck Yeager and Neil Armstrong to crash land

And Yes, that actually did happen, so obvisouly they did ok in the end

lindaleff

Was not with me on Nakura Prime when I saw a Feddy character named "Chuck Norris.":rolleyes:

captwinters1701

Went to The Dark Side, for the cookies

lindaleff

Smuggles Sith artefacts. :rolleyes:

centersolace

Is well versed in the ways of feline bards.

xlocutusofborgx

taunts me with all the woman in the signature

centersolace

Hasn't been around a lot for taunting!

voporak

Just ruined the hopes and dreams of millions of tribbles by banning quadrotriticale on his ship.

What? You didn't know your ship was infested with them?

twg042370

Lost the Always Win Scenario.

voporak

Went to the emergency room for drinking too much prune juice.

lindaleff

Your cursed Dabo table has taken all my money! :mad:

rachelj88

Should report to sickbay, as you're currently overdue for your monthly hairball...

angarus1

is my famed fellow science colleague. :P

lindaleff

Your clothing, the barrage of colour, it makes me dizzy and sick to my stomach! :eek:

rachelj88

that sensation!... that'll be the hairball! get to sickbay!!

angarus1

Has a very fancy and deadly ship. :P

capnmanx

Has a SPACE PONY! :eek:

captwinters1701

Will be frozen in cryogenic tank for 1000 years, and then become a Delivery boy

twg042370

Can twerk like they invented it.

(I'll leave you to Google it.)

captwinters1701

Is The Stig's Klingon cousin

ryan218

captwinters1701 wrote: »

Is The Stig's Klingon cousin

Has yet to meet Admiral Spring.

captwinters1701

Was (or will be, depending on your point of view) invovled in a time travel incident on late 21st century Vancouver

ryan218

captwinters1701 wrote: »

Was (or will be, depending on your point of view) invovled in a time travel incident on late 21st century Vancouver

Is unaware that he's the son of his great-great-great-grandson due to a temporal paradox.