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If Mel Brooks got a hold of Star Trek........

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited June 2012 in Ten Forward
Let's speculate for fun guys and gals! :D

Vulcans would have ridiculously large ears
Captain Picards character would be played by: Rob Corddry
Mrs. Cleo would be the ships counselor.
'Scotty' would be that guy "Now that's think'n with yer dipstick" guy.
Warf would be 'Terry Tate the Office Linebacker'.
next.....:D

dipstick commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pcqVQe-4z0
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    I'm sure someone somewhere would be replaced wit h the blending obsessed guy from the "Will it blend" youtube videos.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg1ckCkm8YI

    I could see him as riker kinda.... "that sounds all and well, but WILL IT BLEND?"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    Tenkari wrote:
    I'm sure someone somewhere would be replaced wit h the blending obsessed guy from the "Will it blend" youtube videos.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg1ckCkm8YI

    I could see him as riker kinda.... "that sounds all and well, but WILL IT BLEND?"

    "Number One here is your new comm badge". "Thank you Captain, but, will it blend?"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    We are the Borg that say "Ni"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    Well, one thing's for sure... he'd put in some AWESOME sound effects!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    oldkirkfan wrote:
    We are the Borg that say "Ni"

    "Captain, he said the Borg are near".
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    oldkirkfan wrote:
    We are the Borg that say "Ni"

    We will assimilate your shrubberies.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    The crew of the Enterprise would be played by...

    Cleavon Little ... Captain Bart
    Gene Wilder ... Science Officer Jim
    Slim Pickens ... Chief Engineer Taggart
    Harvey Korman ... Doctor Hedley Lamarr
    Madeline Kahn ... Yeoman Lili Von Shtupp
    Mel Brooks ... Admiral William J. Lepetomane / Klingon Chancellor
    Burton Gilliam ... Klingon Soldier Lyle
    Alex Karras ... Klingon Soldier Mongo
    David Huddleston ... Crewman Olson Johnson
    Liam Dunn ... Security Chief Johnson
    John Hillerman ... Crewman Howard Johnson
    George Furth ... Crewman Van Johnson
    Jack Starrett ... Crewman Gabby Johnson
    Carol Arthur ... Crewperson Harriett Johnson
    Richard Collier ... Crewman Sam Johnson

    ....and much hilarity would ensue!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    When he did "Space Balls" there was some Star Trek jokes included such as the transporter malfunction to name one.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    sharyssa wrote:
    The crew of the Enterprise would be played by...

    Cleavon Little ... Captain Bart
    Gene Wilder ... Science Officer Jim
    Slim Pickens ... Chief Engineer Taggart
    Harvey Korman ... Doctor Hedley Lamarr
    Madeline Kahn ... Yeoman Lili Von Shtupp
    Mel Brooks ... Admiral William J. Lepetomane / Klingon Chancellor
    Burton Gilliam ... Klingon Soldier Lyle
    Alex Karras ... Klingon Soldier Mongo
    David Huddleston ... Crewman Olson Johnson
    Liam Dunn ... Security Chief Johnson
    John Hillerman ... Crewman Howard Johnson
    George Furth ... Crewman Van Johnson
    Jack Starrett ... Crewman Gabby Johnson
    Carol Arthur ... Crewperson Harriett Johnson
    Richard Collier ... Crewman Sam Johnson

    ....and much hilarity would ensue!


    "Attack pattern Number Six"!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    spektre12 wrote:
    "Attack pattern Number Six"!

    Capt. Bart: Allow me to introduce my Chief Medical Officer...Doctor Heady Lamarr.

    Dr. Lamarr: ...THATS HEDLEY!

    Klingon Chancellor: Nu dos iz der goylem zetsn em keyn Yeoman Von Shtupp?

    (Yes in the Mel Brooks version, the Klingons speak Yiddish...of course.)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    sharyssa wrote:
    The crew of the Enterprise would be played by...

    Cleavon Little ... Captain Bart
    Gene Wilder ... Science Officer Jim
    Slim Pickens ... Chief Engineer Taggart
    Harvey Korman ... Doctor Hedley Lamarr
    Madeline Kahn ... Yeoman Lili Von Shtupp
    Mel Brooks ... Admiral William J. Lepetomane / Klingon Chancellor
    Burton Gilliam ... Klingon Soldier Lyle
    Alex Karras ... Klingon Soldier Mongo
    David Huddleston ... Crewman Olson Johnson
    Liam Dunn ... Security Chief Johnson
    John Hillerman ... Crewman Howard Johnson
    George Furth ... Crewman Van Johnson
    Jack Starrett ... Crewman Gabby Johnson
    Carol Arthur ... Crewperson Harriett Johnson
    Richard Collier ... Crewman Sam Johnson

    ....and much hilarity would ensue!

    OH YA !

    I can almost see Cleavon Little stepping out of the turbolift on the bridge, look around and say "Where are all the white women at ?'
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    lordmalak1 wrote:
    OH YA !

    I can almost see Cleavon Little stepping out of the turbolift on the bridge, look around and say "Where are all the white women at ?'

    "THE CAPTAIN IS A N...<phasers firing>

    "What did he say?"

    "He said the Captain is here."

    "NO CONFOUND IT! THE CAPTAIN IS A N...<phasers firing>

    (no offense intended to anyone, just quoting the script)


    :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    sharyssa wrote:
    The crew of the Enterprise would be played by...

    Cleavon Little ... Captain Bart
    Gene Wilder ... Science Officer Jim
    Slim Pickens ... Chief Engineer Taggart
    Harvey Korman ... Doctor Hedley Lamarr
    Madeline Kahn ... Yeoman Lili Von Shtupp
    Mel Brooks ... Admiral William J. Lepetomane / Klingon Chancellor
    Burton Gilliam ... Klingon Soldier Lyle
    Alex Karras ... Klingon Soldier Mongo
    David Huddleston ... Crewman Olson Johnson
    Liam Dunn ... Security Chief Johnson
    John Hillerman ... Crewman Howard Johnson
    George Furth ... Crewman Van Johnson
    Jack Starrett ... Crewman Gabby Johnson
    Carol Arthur ... Crewperson Harriett Johnson
    Richard Collier ... Crewman Sam Johnson

    ....and much hilarity would ensue!

    Now go do...that voodoo...that you do...so well!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    "...stampeding Tribbles...what so evil about that?"

    "..through the temple on Bajor?"

    "...kinky."
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    "O' yes,no, no, yes, no, no, yes, no, no, no , oh oh oh YESSSSS"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    "History of the Federation Pt.1" XD
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    <Transporter Room 1 on the Enterprise>

    1st Officer Igor: Capt. Frankenstein...

    Capt. Frederick Frankenstein: "Fronkensteen."

    1st Officer Igor: You're putting me on.

    Capt. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen."

    1st Officer Igor: Do you also say "Froaderick"?

    Capt. Frederick Frankenstein: No... "Frederick."

    1st Officer Igor: Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Fronkensteen"?

    Capt. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn't; it's "Frederick Fronkensteen."

    1st Officer Igor: I see.

    Capt. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor.

    1st Officer Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."

    Capt. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor."

    1st Officer Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?

    :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the federation. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    [after failing to bring the red-shirt back to life]

    CMO. Frederick Frankenstein: Nothing.

    Nurse Inga: Oh, Doctor, I'm sorry.

    CMO. Frederick Frankenstein: No. No. Be of good cheer. If science teaches us anything, it teaches us to accept our failures, as well as our successes, with quiet dignity and grace.
    [starts beating up the red-shirt]

    CMO. Frederick Frankenstein: Son of a *****! *******! I'll get you for this! What did you do to me? What did you do to me.

    Nurse Inga: Stop it! Stop that! Stop it! You'll kill him!

    CMO. Frederick Frankenstein: I don't want to live. I do not want to live.

    Science Officer Igor: Quiet dignity and grace
    [rolls eyes]

    CMO. Frederick Frankenstein: Oh... mama...

    OR

    Capt. Frederick Frankenstein: [to The Gorn] Hello handsome. You're a good looking fellow, do you know that? People laugh at you, people hate you, but why do they hate you? Because... they are jealous. Look at that boyish face. Look at that sweet smile. Do you wanna talk about physical strength? Do you want to talk about sheer muscle? Do you want to talk about the Olympian ideal? You are a God. And listen to me, you are not evil. You... are... good.
    [the Gorn starts to cry, and Capt. Frederick Frankenstein hugs him]

    :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    sharyssa wrote:
    "...stampeding Tribbles...what so evil about that?"

    "..through the temple on Bajor?"

    "...kinky."


    *dies laughing*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    sandukutupu wrote:
    When he did "Space Balls" there was some Star Trek jokes included such as the transporter malfunction to name one.

    Oh yes, sir. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    captainowen1 wrote:
    We will assimilate your shrubberies.

    "It's just a flesh wound. We've adapted."
    sharyssa wrote:
    "History of the Federation Pt.1" XD

    Throughout the Borg Collective billions of drones are doing the work of the hive, their matriarch's commands mentally delivered across space far and vast. The busiest hub is that of the Unicomplex, where, silenced to the rest of the hivemind, burly and musclebound drones flex and dance while hand-feeding grapes to their definitively feminine master. Alice Kruge's smiling face turns to the camera, flashes a wicked grin amid strobes of bright green, and says, "It's good to be the Queen."

    -J
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    "We're going to use or console to to oreder the USS Mel Gobson to lower her shields"
    "We have the code"
    "Send it"
    1...2...3...4...5...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    Patrick Stewart (imagine) - "Keep firing a--holes!"

    :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    kirian_darkstar wrote: »
    "We're going to use or console to to oreder the USS Mel Gobson to lower her shields"
    "We have the code"
    "Send it"
    1...2...3...4...5...

    Funny, that's the same code I have on my shields.

    Wasn;t one of Brooks gags Jews in Space?....
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    theapparatus wrote: »
    Funny, that's the same code I have on my shields.

    Wasn;t one of Brooks gags Jews in Space?....

    Jews in space was a "fake" ad he did at the end of history of the world part 1... but yet, Spaceballs...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    You know nothing is stopping you folks from writing your own version in the foundry....
  • spektre12spektre12 Member Posts: 90 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    Yeah there is and it's MOD tools. We can't create our own ship or characters the way WE want them too. PWE will make sure of that. How else will they justify $25 ships.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • nyniknynik Member Posts: 1,628 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    LUDICROUS SPEED!
  • retunred4goodretunred4good Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    She's gone from suck to blow!
    -It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.-- Mark Twain.
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