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  • admiralnatadmiralnat Member Posts: 22,432 Arc User
    Wow, to think I was winning for over 24 hours straight...

    *Takes the win, and hides it someplace safe*
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    Winning.
    It's what I do. It's what I just did. It's what I'm about to do again. It's being undisputed emperor of an empire that cannot be disproved as the most powerful intergalactic empire in the entire universe; I always win, and everything I've won will definitely be won again... by me. It's my signature move, and thus, it's my signature. Problem, Sonic? Yeah, I mean you, Sonic, because you're being beat up, despite your being super. You can't even hit Shadow back, can you? Nope, he's too strong for you. Of course, I'm not Shadow, I'm the Super Emerald fueled fox that's pulling the strings; trust me, the fight would only be a few frames long if I were in it personally. Oh, and here's something for all you guys thinking you can win Last Post Wins 3.0; trust me, I'll be around a long while after the sun has already consumed the Earth while I sit out with the forum servers on Titan. Yes, I mean Titan... that comparatively little moon orbiting Saturn. It's a nice little place in a version of our solar system where the sun is a lot bigger. I mean, Mars will last longer than your precious Earth, but by then, it'll be one hot planet... and I figure Saturn's moon will be about the right temperate for a super-powered warlord. Oh, and trust me, I packed a lot of rings, and I mean a lot. Trillions, in fact, so I'll never run out of rings to power my super form. Besides, if I start to run out, I can just chaos control more rings into my reach. It's quite easy, really. You should try it. Granted, you'll never have the 7 Super Emeralds that I have in my possession, nor the Master Emerald that I've got hidden away somewhere... absorbed into my body thanks to Sonic logic, but whatever. I win. Again. I'm not kidding, either. Just check Last Post Wins, and if the last post isn't mine, it soon will be. Very, very soon. You can count on it. Seriously. By the way, if you're wondering, there's a really great Super Tails sprite sheet out there... somewhere... by some guy named shadow_91. These sprites are really great. Like, really good. Quality. Just like what I like to see in a sprite sheet. Also, credit to Joe T.E., his Sonic Battle style Super Sonic sprites have a great palette for a Super Sonic being beat up by Super Shadow, who's palette is from a Super Shadow sheet of unknown origin, but it turns out they were "borrowed" from a better sheet made by a certain Domenico. Oh, and the gif is actually a custom made super version of a similar gif, of which there are only 3 or 4 copies to be found by Google, and even then, evidently of an unknown source. Yep, it's one of those things. Stuff people have made, spread around, only for it to vanish and you to be the only person who still has a copy, not even knowing where it came from... like, literally at all. Oh, and anyone notice that Shadow's little chaos snap blast thingies are red and blue now? Yeah, I changed it. Problem, fans of purple? Yeah, I know you got a problem with that one, but you can just deal with it. After all, according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly... alright, alright, I'll spare you the entire Bee Movie script, just Google it if you want. By the way, ever wonder how your characters would've ended up if they evolved in another universe? Yeah, that. Think about it. Ok, so you probably didn't bother reading up to here, but whatever, here's a surprise for you guys over at ESD (RP) who were crazy enough to read this: Emperor Nat of the mcfreakin' Terran Empire is gonna be right all along! The universe is gonna go BOOM! *Thumbs up to the insanity*
    Oh, now don't tell me you want in on all this! Well, ok. Look this that Egg Pawn hanging outside your window, pointing his laser rifle at you, waiting for my next order. He's doing his part. He helps conquer the weak-minded. He roboticizes the weak-bodied. Heck, he even helps keep the useless people from causing any trouble, but you know what? Join. Find the closest Nataran Empire roboticization center near you and join the ranks, before the ranks find you. Oh, I know, you figure it must be so satisfying to know I basically rule the world now, and you know what? It is, but do you want to know the true definition of satisfaction? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, you see a brand new event. They're giving out boxes that give old event stuff. Your dilithium is plentiful. You buy a whole lot of Phoenix packs on your main, and open them all. You get one epic token. Then, you decide, that since you have all the Breen ships and don't give a damn about the others, you exchange it for an ultra rare, and grab yourself a Jem'Hadar Attack Ship and for the hell of it, a Voth Bulwark. You open both, leaving the Bulwark in your vast masses of starships as you jump into the bugship and deck it out, deck by deck, into the most awesome Jem'Hadar ship you can. You fly it. You enjoy it. Eventually, you get bored and leave, leaving the old Bulwark never flown... until later. Your main is long complete. Your new alt main, based off some character you pulled out of nothing just to explain away some starship being in service without the command of your dear admiral, is also complete. Mostly. Their reps and doffs are hard at work, getting you stuff. You realize the potential, and head back for your dear admiral, pull the most Voth themed build you can out of thin air, and suit up in your giant ship in the shape of you know what. You head out... and cause all sorts of havoc. Enemies scream out your name as their very life is drained away by your swarms of Aceton Assimilators. They complain to the devs of your OPness when you revive yourself from death every time you die. Do you show any form of mercy? No. After all, this isn't the United Federation of Planets, this is mother frakkin' Starfleet, where you explore strange new worlds and kick butt never kicked before. Oh, and you realize that I just wrote another speech rivaling your own signature. Cool. Oh, wait, that's just the original draft, it is part of my signature now. Oh, and yes, I am aware that I have become a Canadian Regent; one day, sooner than you'd expect, we'll suddenly decide to take over the world and declare an "alliance", and I shall become it's Regent. You know, like the Klingon-Cardassian Alliance in the mirror universe of our beloved Star Trek. Oh, who'll we be taking over with? I dunno, maybe [REDACTED], or maybe aliens from outer space. Guess you'll have to wait and find out, won't we? Until then, don't ask too many questions, or else my Breen allies on Titania might pick up on your -- [REDACTED BY BREEN CONFEDERACY FOR REASONS] Also, psst... keep an eye out for flying Tribbles! Also walls. Big, great walls, separating entire continents apart. Walls patrolled by Tribbles. Flying Tribbles. Flying Nukara Tribbles. Don't worry, it's not like they were on Venus with a herd of Tholians or anything, they just like the extreme heat and brutal weather like acid rain and hurricane force winds as the norm. Oh, and definitely keep your eye out on any two-tailed foxes, because if they ain't glowing, they're definitely an imposter. Possibly an Undine, we caught one of those once in my place once. Oh, and if you find a two-tailed fox that doesn't like the cold... most certainly ask him to say sorry. If he refuses, DESTROY HIM WITH A DOOMSDAY MACHINE, BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH AGAINST SUCH AN OVERPOWERED IMPOSTER!

    tr;dr, I am winning last post wins 3.0. Thank you for your time.
    Oh, look, an explosion...
  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Member Posts: 14,782 Arc User
    Ho, ho, ho! Merry Winmas.
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    Sig? What sig? I don't see any sig.
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,769 Arc User
  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Member Posts: 14,782 Arc User
    Fine. :: sigh :: Merry Hawkmas. :: rolls eyes ::
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    Sig? What sig? I don't see any sig.
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,769 Arc User
    Oh yeah? Well, Hawk YOU!

    My name was a swear this whole time.
  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Member Posts: 14,782 Arc User
    edited December 2015
    Yeah. I think we all knew it, but we were too polite to point it out, in case you missed it. But, clearly, you, like Kate Micuucci, know exactly how your name sounds.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C6CzEEKaXQ
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    Sig? What sig? I don't see any sig.
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,769 Arc User
    What the hawk is going on here? I hawking win! :D
  • turbomagnusturbomagnus Member Posts: 3,479 Arc User
    I win with the aid of Captain Alexander Chase and the crew of the (unrealised) "Final Frontier" animated series... Oh, how I wish they had the scripts for more than just two episodes/arcs on the site... (And I love those uniforms... even if BUGs make me nervous).

    I feel sorry for Nat, though - I mean, yet again they took a perfectly fine Breen design and turned it into spidery mess. How's he going to WIN the thread when the Razeth dreadnoughts now look like they do...
    "If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
    ^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    hawku001x wrote: »
    What the hawk is going on here? I hawking win! :D

    Uhm, that was hawk-ward.
    Albert Einstein, ERB season 1.
  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Member Posts: 14,782 Arc User
    I win with the aid of Captain Alexander Chase and the crew of the (unrealised) "Final Frontier" animated series... Oh, how I wish they had the scripts for more than just two episodes/arcs on the site... (And I love those uniforms... even if BUGs make me nervous).

    I feel sorry for Nat, though - I mean, yet again they took a perfectly fine Breen design and turned it into spidery mess. How's he going to WIN the thread when the Razeth dreadnoughts now look like they do...

    Is that the one that kind of looks like a 1880s train engine?

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    Sig? What sig? I don't see any sig.
  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Member Posts: 14,782 Arc User
    rahmkota19 wrote: »
    hawku001x wrote: »
    What the hawk is going on here? I hawking win! :D

    Uhm, that was hawk-ward.
    Albert Einstein, ERB season 1.
    I tried ERB once.

    ONCE.

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    Sig? What sig? I don't see any sig.
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,769 Arc User
    edited December 2015
    I hawking hawk the llama's hawk! (I may hawk gone too hawk with all these hawks)
  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    You speak to your mother with that mouth? Shame on you...

    Why I ought a hawk you in the hawk with a hawk stuffed sideways up the hawk with a hawk in it!!!!

    Not only do I ban you permanently from this thread but I win!​​
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    THANK YOU FOUNDRY - YOUR CONTENT GAVE ME MANY HAPPY HOURS
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,769 Arc User
    Your hawking use of hawk is....... hawkifying. I hawk! I mean, winhawk.

    Ihawk winhawk.
  • alexmakepeacealexmakepeace Member Posts: 10,633 Arc User
    Sheesh, you're all devolving! Soon you'll be unable to claim the win, leaving it for me!
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,769 Arc User
    True. But winning isn't about winning..... It's about winning-- with attitude!

    https://youtu.be/AkRvn0pXTiw

  • alexmakepeacealexmakepeace Member Posts: 10,633 Arc User
    You lose because of the TVTropes caption for this picture
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    "Alpha shows the world that he does not know the definition of the word "attitude". Or "teenagers", for that matter."
  • turbomagnusturbomagnus Member Posts: 3,479 Arc User
    Seriously, all this 'hawk' this and 'hawking' that... Why don't you all just go for broke and say 'smurf'?
    "If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
    ^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,769 Arc User
  • turbomagnusturbomagnus Member Posts: 3,479 Arc User
    Hm... I wonder how Smurfberry Pie would taste with Gummiberry Juice to drink... Would that be Epic Fail or Instant Win?
    "If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
    ^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
  • admiralnatadmiralnat Member Posts: 22,432 Arc User
    *Is both disappointed by the Breen Rezreth's having been redesigned, yet likes the new design*

    *Takes win*
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    Winning.
    It's what I do. It's what I just did. It's what I'm about to do again. It's being undisputed emperor of an empire that cannot be disproved as the most powerful intergalactic empire in the entire universe; I always win, and everything I've won will definitely be won again... by me. It's my signature move, and thus, it's my signature. Problem, Sonic? Yeah, I mean you, Sonic, because you're being beat up, despite your being super. You can't even hit Shadow back, can you? Nope, he's too strong for you. Of course, I'm not Shadow, I'm the Super Emerald fueled fox that's pulling the strings; trust me, the fight would only be a few frames long if I were in it personally. Oh, and here's something for all you guys thinking you can win Last Post Wins 3.0; trust me, I'll be around a long while after the sun has already consumed the Earth while I sit out with the forum servers on Titan. Yes, I mean Titan... that comparatively little moon orbiting Saturn. It's a nice little place in a version of our solar system where the sun is a lot bigger. I mean, Mars will last longer than your precious Earth, but by then, it'll be one hot planet... and I figure Saturn's moon will be about the right temperate for a super-powered warlord. Oh, and trust me, I packed a lot of rings, and I mean a lot. Trillions, in fact, so I'll never run out of rings to power my super form. Besides, if I start to run out, I can just chaos control more rings into my reach. It's quite easy, really. You should try it. Granted, you'll never have the 7 Super Emeralds that I have in my possession, nor the Master Emerald that I've got hidden away somewhere... absorbed into my body thanks to Sonic logic, but whatever. I win. Again. I'm not kidding, either. Just check Last Post Wins, and if the last post isn't mine, it soon will be. Very, very soon. You can count on it. Seriously. By the way, if you're wondering, there's a really great Super Tails sprite sheet out there... somewhere... by some guy named shadow_91. These sprites are really great. Like, really good. Quality. Just like what I like to see in a sprite sheet. Also, credit to Joe T.E., his Sonic Battle style Super Sonic sprites have a great palette for a Super Sonic being beat up by Super Shadow, who's palette is from a Super Shadow sheet of unknown origin, but it turns out they were "borrowed" from a better sheet made by a certain Domenico. Oh, and the gif is actually a custom made super version of a similar gif, of which there are only 3 or 4 copies to be found by Google, and even then, evidently of an unknown source. Yep, it's one of those things. Stuff people have made, spread around, only for it to vanish and you to be the only person who still has a copy, not even knowing where it came from... like, literally at all. Oh, and anyone notice that Shadow's little chaos snap blast thingies are red and blue now? Yeah, I changed it. Problem, fans of purple? Yeah, I know you got a problem with that one, but you can just deal with it. After all, according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly... alright, alright, I'll spare you the entire Bee Movie script, just Google it if you want. By the way, ever wonder how your characters would've ended up if they evolved in another universe? Yeah, that. Think about it. Ok, so you probably didn't bother reading up to here, but whatever, here's a surprise for you guys over at ESD (RP) who were crazy enough to read this: Emperor Nat of the mcfreakin' Terran Empire is gonna be right all along! The universe is gonna go BOOM! *Thumbs up to the insanity*
    Oh, now don't tell me you want in on all this! Well, ok. Look this that Egg Pawn hanging outside your window, pointing his laser rifle at you, waiting for my next order. He's doing his part. He helps conquer the weak-minded. He roboticizes the weak-bodied. Heck, he even helps keep the useless people from causing any trouble, but you know what? Join. Find the closest Nataran Empire roboticization center near you and join the ranks, before the ranks find you. Oh, I know, you figure it must be so satisfying to know I basically rule the world now, and you know what? It is, but do you want to know the true definition of satisfaction? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, you see a brand new event. They're giving out boxes that give old event stuff. Your dilithium is plentiful. You buy a whole lot of Phoenix packs on your main, and open them all. You get one epic token. Then, you decide, that since you have all the Breen ships and don't give a damn about the others, you exchange it for an ultra rare, and grab yourself a Jem'Hadar Attack Ship and for the hell of it, a Voth Bulwark. You open both, leaving the Bulwark in your vast masses of starships as you jump into the bugship and deck it out, deck by deck, into the most awesome Jem'Hadar ship you can. You fly it. You enjoy it. Eventually, you get bored and leave, leaving the old Bulwark never flown... until later. Your main is long complete. Your new alt main, based off some character you pulled out of nothing just to explain away some starship being in service without the command of your dear admiral, is also complete. Mostly. Their reps and doffs are hard at work, getting you stuff. You realize the potential, and head back for your dear admiral, pull the most Voth themed build you can out of thin air, and suit up in your giant ship in the shape of you know what. You head out... and cause all sorts of havoc. Enemies scream out your name as their very life is drained away by your swarms of Aceton Assimilators. They complain to the devs of your OPness when you revive yourself from death every time you die. Do you show any form of mercy? No. After all, this isn't the United Federation of Planets, this is mother frakkin' Starfleet, where you explore strange new worlds and kick butt never kicked before. Oh, and you realize that I just wrote another speech rivaling your own signature. Cool. Oh, wait, that's just the original draft, it is part of my signature now. Oh, and yes, I am aware that I have become a Canadian Regent; one day, sooner than you'd expect, we'll suddenly decide to take over the world and declare an "alliance", and I shall become it's Regent. You know, like the Klingon-Cardassian Alliance in the mirror universe of our beloved Star Trek. Oh, who'll we be taking over with? I dunno, maybe [REDACTED], or maybe aliens from outer space. Guess you'll have to wait and find out, won't we? Until then, don't ask too many questions, or else my Breen allies on Titania might pick up on your -- [REDACTED BY BREEN CONFEDERACY FOR REASONS] Also, psst... keep an eye out for flying Tribbles! Also walls. Big, great walls, separating entire continents apart. Walls patrolled by Tribbles. Flying Tribbles. Flying Nukara Tribbles. Don't worry, it's not like they were on Venus with a herd of Tholians or anything, they just like the extreme heat and brutal weather like acid rain and hurricane force winds as the norm. Oh, and definitely keep your eye out on any two-tailed foxes, because if they ain't glowing, they're definitely an imposter. Possibly an Undine, we caught one of those once in my place once. Oh, and if you find a two-tailed fox that doesn't like the cold... most certainly ask him to say sorry. If he refuses, DESTROY HIM WITH A DOOMSDAY MACHINE, BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH AGAINST SUCH AN OVERPOWERED IMPOSTER!

    tr;dr, I am winning last post wins 3.0. Thank you for your time.
    Oh, look, an explosion...
  • turbomagnusturbomagnus Member Posts: 3,479 Arc User
    I still say that the new Rezreth looks like a lobster... which is ironic considering last year's new Sarr Theln looks like a crab. Maybe the Breen are actually bipedal shellfish inside those encounter suits?

    Oh, yeah, before I forget... *Takes the WIN.*
    "If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
    ^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    rahmkota19 wrote: »
    hawku001x wrote: »
    What the hawk is going on here? I hawking win! :D

    Uhm, that was hawk-ward.
    Albert Einstein, ERB season 1.
    I tried ERB once.

    ONCE.

    Can't exactly have a discussion about taste I guess. Meanwhile I attended one of their concerts in Amsterdam 2 months ago.

    And you know what I found in that concert? This tiny little device that makes me instant-win.
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,769 Arc User
    I claim this win in the name of coffee. Oh, delicious coffee. If only there were a nebula or something.
  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Member Posts: 14,782 Arc User
    Coffee. I beat the Borg with it. Twice.
    Admiral Janeway.
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    Sig? What sig? I don't see any sig.
  • alexmakepeacealexmakepeace Member Posts: 10,633 Arc User
    That's because it's so awful. :tongue:

    Never actually tried coffee. I don't like the smell, so I've always figured I won't like the taste.
  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Member Posts: 14,782 Arc User
    That's because it's so awful. :tongue:

    Never actually tried coffee. I don't like the smell, so I've always figured I won't like the taste.
    It's okay. Lots of people don't like coffee. Picard beat them with Earl Grey. I guess the only thing that matters is that it is some sort of Brownian Motion producer. ;)
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    Sig? What sig? I don't see any sig.
  • turbomagnusturbomagnus Member Posts: 3,479 Arc User
    The following is why one should not play around in the character tailor while reading Shakespeare's "Julius Caesar"...

    "Friends, Romulans, Countrymen; lend me your pointed ears!"
    "If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
    ^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
  • anjc#8825 anjc Member Posts: 291 Arc User
    Does anybody win at this, and how the heck is this still a thing
  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    Does anybody win at this, and how the heck is this still a thing

    Because you just lost and i just won so the win is mine :D
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