Zed: I have one slightly used ACME rocket sled and three miles of track up for grabs, you interested? I say slightly used as the last owner had it explode on him when he lit the fuse to set it off!
Oh, man. I wished you had mentioned something earlier.
You know what, I'm okay. Ive got this giant sling shot thing that was just delivered five minutes ago. I know, Acme has a deliver service that put Amazon to shame. ( Que Shame-bot) If it works, I'll be shooting right past everyone in about ten minutes.
Eleven minutes later...
:: A pancake flat Zed, still with arms and legs, reaches for phone and calls mjarbar ::
Zed waves from orbit near moon, holds up sign with tiny letters that reads [ Yikes! ]
Huge explosion follows. All that remains of the moon is a crescent shape and near the bottom of the crecent is a pile of Zed ash. Ash pile is then sniffed at by a passing space dog who is pondering if he should eat the ash or relieve himself upon it.
Fade to black.
After a brief pause, the sound of a stream of water flowing can be heard.
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Oh, man. I wished you had mentioned something earlier.
You know what, I'm okay. Ive got this giant sling shot thing that was just delivered five minutes ago. I know, Acme has a deliver service that put Amazon to shame. ( Que Shame-bot) If it works, I'll be shooting right past everyone in about ten minutes.
Eleven minutes later...
:: A pancake flat Zed, still with arms and legs, reaches for phone and calls mjarbar ::
"mjarbar? About that rocket sled..."
: Packages up rocket sled and three miles of track and sends it off to Zed :
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( queue montage of calendar pages falling day by day )
( continue montage of Zed by mail box dressed for each change in years weather )
Mail truck finally arrives and tosses a by large box off.
Large box lands on Zed crushing him flat.
I wouldn't worry about Zed and the rocket sled - with his luck it might just work and send him off into orbit!!!
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Huge explosion follows. All that remains of the moon is a crescent shape and near the bottom of the crecent is a pile of Zed ash. Ash pile is then sniffed at by a passing space dog who is pondering if he should eat the ash or relieve himself upon it.
Fade to black.
After a brief pause, the sound of a stream of water flowing can be heard.
: Lights come up to revile Zed wearing a crash helmit whilst inside the barrel of an oversized cannon as the win zooms past! :
I think we can guess where that is going!
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Lets not bring him back... Elizabeth was much better for this country.
Cannon fires and create a loud noise and a huge cloud of smoke.
Once the smoke clears, it's obvious that the cannon has imbedded itself deep into the Earth.
Zed stand there unharmed holding a sign.
[ Bet you didn't see that coming? ]
:: he wiggles his eyebrow up and down like Groucho Marx ::
And it's winning right.......................
NOW!
Zed doesn't see the giant rock that the cannon has unbalanced hurtling towards him till he starts to see a growing shadow form around him!
Oh and my win again!
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Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!