"Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
— Sabaton, "Great War"
(drops giant-sized banana peel on floor behind him as he runs out the door with the trophy)
*slaps you in the face with a very large trout as you lay there on the floor twitching i take the win....and hit you with a trout again for good measure*
"Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
— Sabaton, "Great War"
Odo: Don't expect me to trust you, Quark. I know you too well.
Quark: Trust Rom, then.
Odo: As long as you don't give him a knife to stab me in the back with.
Quark: Of course not. You're a customer, one of my best. Besides, if you're dead, who am I going to argue and disagree with?
Odo: Your brother?
Quark: Him? I know him better than you do.
Odo: As well as Leeta does?
Quark: Not that well.
Odo: Then it's true that you only trust people when they drop a bar of gold-plated latinum in front of you.
Quark: Just one bar? Don't insult me. My trust is worth more than that.
Odo: All right. A bar and a half.
Quark: You drive a hard bargain.
Odo: Deal?
Quark: Deal.
Odo: Five card stud, then. Jokers and deuces wild. And no cheating.
Quark: Me cheat?
Odo: Yes, you.
Quark: (sighs) You're ruining my reputation.
Odo Didn't know you had one ... a good one, that is. Ante up.
Quark: Would the win for this thread do for starters?
Odo: I might win, though.
Quark: Don't get your hopes up. You're using my deck of cards.
Odo: I should've known. All right. Your ante is allowed.
Quark: And your ante?
Odo: (lays a bar of gold-plated latinum on the table)
Quark: (eyes widen) You won't win.
Odo: No. But the guy typing this conversation might.
Quark: You trust him.
Odo: More than I do you.
Quark: But you've never met him.
Odo: Maybe that's why I trust him.
Quark: (makes a face) Two cards.
Odo: You have to discard two first.
Quark: (grumbles) You're forcing me to be consistently honest. (discards two cards)
Odo: A novel experience for a Ferengi. Four cards for me. (discards four cards)
Quark: I raise you the winning trophy.
Odo: I thought as much. The ante was only the win itself, not the physical reward.
Quark: I hope I didn't hurt your feelings. What's your bet?
Odo: You.
Quark: Is that legal?
Odo: I'm playing a Ferengi. The only rules you abide by are the Rules of Acquisition. And sometimes not even then.
Quark: I don't think either of us will win.
Odo: Fine by me.
Quark: Then why play at all?
Odo: To see you lose.
Quark: You're a hard man, Odo.
Odo: I've had alot of practice. What's your next bet?
Quark: The guy writing this.
Odo: That isn't legal.
Quark: Does it have to be? I'm a Ferengi, as you've reminded me.
Odo: (sighs) All right. You can bet on our author. And I'll raise you a fat lip.
Quark: Yours or his?
Odo: Yours. Raise or call?
Quark: Call. Four jokers and an ace.
Odo: Liar. Show me.
Quark: (does so) You're a lousy dealer. So, he doesn't win, you don't win. I do. That's seems fair. (grabs trophy and bar of latinum, and walks away, whistling)
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[I'm not skiving, I'm at lunch - honest!]
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Tsuki ni Kawatte Oshioki Yo
*backstabs*
Learn to TF2 then.
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hes eating cars
don't stop...
De~bra sneaky WIn decoy..
Tsuki ni Kawatte Oshioki Yo
No Clue what's going on soooo... I will take the win and walk away... By guys!!!
Nooooo! Come back! The party has only just started!!!!
Tsuki ni Kawatte Oshioki Yo
Hmm interesting BUT!!
*Takes the win and punts the furball* NO TOUCHY MY WIN!!!
— Sabaton, "Great War"
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*gibb slaps starswordc* NO TOUCHY MY WIN!!!!!
Tsuki ni Kawatte Oshioki Yo
*takes the win and punts the furball again * NO TOUCHY MY WIN!!!:D
Tsuki ni Kawatte Oshioki Yo
if so I'll take it - and the win of course
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A stack of bacon with it ?
Yes every win needs a feast and thank you both for throwing a feast in honor of my win
*slaps you in the face with a very large trout as you lay there on the floor twitching i take the win....and hit you with a trout again for good measure*
— Sabaton, "Great War"
Check out https://unitedfederationofpla.net/s/
what was that swarmers.. target the Ferengi
Which one?
Everyone of them..
Tsuki ni Kawatte Oshioki Yo
Quark: Trust Rom, then.
Odo: As long as you don't give him a knife to stab me in the back with.
Quark: Of course not. You're a customer, one of my best. Besides, if you're dead, who am I going to argue and disagree with?
Odo: Your brother?
Quark: Him? I know him better than you do.
Odo: As well as Leeta does?
Quark: Not that well.
Odo: Then it's true that you only trust people when they drop a bar of gold-plated latinum in front of you.
Quark: Just one bar? Don't insult me. My trust is worth more than that.
Odo: All right. A bar and a half.
Quark: You drive a hard bargain.
Odo: Deal?
Quark: Deal.
Odo: Five card stud, then. Jokers and deuces wild. And no cheating.
Quark: Me cheat?
Odo: Yes, you.
Quark: (sighs) You're ruining my reputation.
Odo Didn't know you had one ... a good one, that is. Ante up.
Quark: Would the win for this thread do for starters?
Odo: I might win, though.
Quark: Don't get your hopes up. You're using my deck of cards.
Odo: I should've known. All right. Your ante is allowed.
Quark: And your ante?
Odo: (lays a bar of gold-plated latinum on the table)
Quark: (eyes widen) You won't win.
Odo: No. But the guy typing this conversation might.
Quark: You trust him.
Odo: More than I do you.
Quark: But you've never met him.
Odo: Maybe that's why I trust him.
Quark: (makes a face) Two cards.
Odo: You have to discard two first.
Quark: (grumbles) You're forcing me to be consistently honest. (discards two cards)
Odo: A novel experience for a Ferengi. Four cards for me. (discards four cards)
Quark: I raise you the winning trophy.
Odo: I thought as much. The ante was only the win itself, not the physical reward.
Quark: I hope I didn't hurt your feelings. What's your bet?
Odo: You.
Quark: Is that legal?
Odo: I'm playing a Ferengi. The only rules you abide by are the Rules of Acquisition. And sometimes not even then.
Quark: I don't think either of us will win.
Odo: Fine by me.
Quark: Then why play at all?
Odo: To see you lose.
Quark: You're a hard man, Odo.
Odo: I've had alot of practice. What's your next bet?
Quark: The guy writing this.
Odo: That isn't legal.
Quark: Does it have to be? I'm a Ferengi, as you've reminded me.
Odo: (sighs) All right. You can bet on our author. And I'll raise you a fat lip.
Quark: Yours or his?
Odo: Yours. Raise or call?
Quark: Call. Four jokers and an ace.
Odo: Liar. Show me.
Quark: (does so) You're a lousy dealer. So, he doesn't win, you don't win. I do. That's seems fair. (grabs trophy and bar of latinum, and walks away, whistling)
Ahh mme mem me ahh.. good from the top oif the deck please
Levan Polkka?
Tsuki ni Kawatte Oshioki Yo
The win is mine more yadda yadda yadda and etc :rolleyes:
And yet again I'm here to ruin things for you :P