The Food and Drug Administration has determined that hoarding naturally occuring WINs is bad for your health and can lead to heart disease, incontenance, DickyDo disease, Erectile Disfunction, pimples, cold sweats, paranoia, hair loss, hair growth, postules, wandering eye, cleft toe and possibly death.
To counteract this epidemic, DrugPushers, inc. has created Neo-WIN, the all win substitute with half the side effects of a real WIN to ease your WIN addictions.
Trusts us, we're a major pharmecutical company!
* Neo-Win has been proven to cuase cancer in lab rats and some small children.
Neo-win should not be prescribed without a doctors aproval
Neo-win should not be administred to children under 4 years of age
Neo-win has no nutritional value.
Sorry man. Let me hold that WIN for your while you work this out with your insurance company.
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in STO now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon this day of My Win.
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in STO now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon this day of My Win.
Though I could part with a WIN, it would be to this ^^
Hello, STO! Who takes The Win takes the Universe! But, bad news everyone, 'cause guess who! Ha! Except, you lot, you're all whizzing about, it's really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute because
*I* *am* *talking*!
Now, the question for the hour is, "Who's got The WIn?" Answer: I do.
Next question: "Who's coming to take it from me?"
Come on, look at me! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth a darn, oh, and something else: I don't have anything to lose! So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little space ships with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking The Win tonight, just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then, *and then*, do the smart thing!
Hello, STO! Who takes The Win takes the Universe! But, bad news everyone, 'cause guess who! Ha! Except, you lot, you're all whizzing about, it's really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute because
*I* *am* *talking*!
Now, the question for the hour is, "Who's got The WIn?" Answer: I do.
Next question: "Who's coming to take it from me?"
Come on, look at me! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth a darn, oh, and something else: I don't have anything to lose! So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little space ships with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking The Win tonight, just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then, *and then*, do the smart thing!
Let somebody else try first.
< CONVERGENCE OF LITTLE RED DOTS (plus an odd green one) ON FORHEAD >
< captwinters Teleports in a fine red mist >
Comments
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Yeah, that's right.
Sorry man. Let me hold that WIN for your while you work this out with your insurance company.
R.I.P
Thats just the anti-pharm paranoia talking.
WIN!
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For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in STO now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon this day of My Win.
R.I.P
Though I could part with a WIN, it would be to this ^^
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ofcourse I support said win... but I'm currently last poster... I WEEN!
< lets the bodies hit the floor >
picks up WIN.
< sips coffee >
R.I.P
*I* *am* *talking*!
Now, the question for the hour is, "Who's got The WIn?" Answer: I do.
Next question: "Who's coming to take it from me?"
Come on, look at me! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth a darn, oh, and something else: I don't have anything to lose! So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little space ships with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking The Win tonight, just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then, *and then*, do the smart thing!
Let somebody else try first.
< CONVERGENCE OF LITTLE RED DOTS (plus an odd green one) ON FORHEAD >
< captwinters Teleports in a fine red mist >
Picks up WIN
< coffee is cold now >
R.I.P