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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    Kill-Jack wrote:
    Yes I believe you did get him.

    But I take it JC got himself the Perma or did he hold himself back enough not to get it. It is indeed quiet in here.

    What does JC's ban have to do with cooking Hort? Tastes like chicken mmmmm. What did Jack ever do to you?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    The Pillowcase 2400, cooking appliance of the future!

    "Too tired to get out of bed for your breakfast? Eat in this morning! With the Pillowcase 2400, you can have your sausage and eat it too!" ;)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    hort_wort wrote: »
    The Pillowcase 2400, cooking appliance of the future!

    "Too tired to get out of bed for your breakfast? Eat in this morning! With the Pillowcase 2400, you can have your sausage and eat it too!" ;)

    You know the routine, go pluck yourself. Cooking bird is so much faster when the meal helps prepare itself. ;)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    Capulet wrote: »
    What does JC's ban have to do with cooking Hort? Tastes like chicken mmmmm. What did Jack ever do to you?

    About JC: It will be quiet here without him.

    Hort: I did say you to him or the person behind him as it sounded like from the post on the other page.

    As far as my name: Kill-Jack means to steal ones kills, Its the same as saying Kill stealing but my full name would be Cpt. Kill-Jack. I was given that name by my friend when we were playing Crysis and I kept killing his kills when ever he was trying to get kills.


    So I wonder what Toucan tastes like?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    Kill-Jack wrote:
    Yes I believe you did get him.

    But I take it JC got himself the Perma or did he hold himself back enough not to get it. It is indeed quiet in here.

    Ahahahaha! If there's one thing JC isn't good at is, holding himself back.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    as Air Warriors we Called it Vulchin..
    You'd do the les honourable cut in to claim full kill or loiter around launch point of air field and strafe.

    1/2 for wingman shared.. fine.. But count was grade problem for MAv in Top Gun w ICeman.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    New Morning, New Sun Rise,
    New Day to eat pie.
    Hot pie, hot!
    Boy, did that hit the sopt.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    New Morning, New Sun Rise,
    New Day to eat pie.
    Hot pie, hot!
    Boy, did that hit the sopt.

    What kind of pie? Most important. Where's my piece?! :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    Horizon sun crest High
    up from a good rest
    favours blueberry
    ice cream melts
    soar crows soar
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    Dr. Seuss - Green Eggs And Ham
    Dr. Seuss wrote:
    I am Sam

    I am Sam
    Sam I am

    That Sam-I-am
    That Sam-I-am!
    I do not like
    that Sam-I-am

    Do you like
    green eggs and ham

    I do not like them,
    Sam-I-am.
    I do not like
    green eggs and ham.

    Would you like them
    Here or there?

    I would not like them
    here or there.
    I would not like them
    anywhere.
    I do not like
    green eggs and ham.
    I do not like them,
    Sam-I-am

    Would you like them
    in a house?
    Would you like them
    with a mouse?

    I do not like them
    in a house.
    I do not like them
    with a mouse.
    I do not like them
    here or there.
    I do not like them
    anywhere.
    I do not like green eggs and ham.
    I do not like them, Sam-I-am.


    Would you eat them
    in a box?
    Would you eat them
    with a fox?

    Not in a box.
    Not with a fox.
    Not in a house.
    Not with a mouse.
    I would not eat them here or there.
    I would not eat them anywhere.
    I would not eat green eggs and ham.
    I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

    Would you? Could you?
    in a car?
    Eat them! Eat them!
    Here they are.

    I woould not ,
    could not,
    in a car

    You may like them.
    You will see.
    You may like them
    in a tree?
    d not in a tree.
    I would not, could not in a tree.
    Not in a car! You let me be.

    I do not like them in a box.
    I do not like them with a fox
    I do not like them in a house
    I do mot like them with a mouse
    I do not like them here or there.
    I do not like them anywhere.
    I do not like green eggs and ham.
    I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

    A train! A train!
    A train! A train!
    Could you, would you
    on a train?

    Not on a train! Not in a tree!
    Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
    I would not, could not, in a box.
    I could not, would not, with a fox.
    I will not eat them with a mouse
    I will not eat them in a house.
    I will not eat them here or there.
    I will not eat them anywhere.
    I do not like them, Sam-I-am.


    Say!
    In the dark?
    Here in the dark!
    Would you, could you, in the dark?

    I would not, could not,
    in the dark.

    Would you, could you,
    in the rain?

    I would not, could not, in the rain.
    Not in the dark. Not on a train,
    Not in a car, Not in a tree.
    I do not like them, Sam, you see.
    Not in a house. Not in a box.
    Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
    I will not eat them here or there.
    I do not like them anywhere!

    You do not like
    green eggs and ham?

    I do not
    like them,
    Sam-I-am.

    Could you, would you,
    with a goat?

    I would not,
    could not.
    with a goat!

    Would you, could you,
    on a boat?

    I could not, would not, on a boat.
    I will not, will not, with a goat.
    I will not eat them in the rain.
    I will not eat them on a train.
    Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
    Not in a car! You let me be!
    I do not like them in a box.
    I do not like them with a fox.
    I will not eat them in a house.
    I do not like them with a mouse.
    I do not like them here or there.
    I do not like them ANYWHERE!

    I do not like
    green egss
    and ham!

    I do not like them,
    Sam-I-am.

    You do not like them.
    SO you say.
    Try them! Try them!
    ANd you may.
    Try them and you may I say.

    Sam!
    If you will let me be,
    I will try them.
    You will see.

    Say!
    I like green eggs and ham!
    I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am!
    And I would eat them in a boat!
    And I would eat them with a goat...
    And I will eat them in the rain.
    And in the dark. And on a train.
    And in a car. And in a tree.
    They are so goodm so goodm you see!

    So I will eat them in a box.
    And I will eat them with a fox.
    And I will eat them in a house.
    And I will eat them with a mouse.
    And I will eat them here and there.
    Say! I will eat them ANHYWHERE!

    I do so like
    green eggs and ham!
    Thank you!
    Thank you,
    Sam-I-am
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    ^ Ok.

    So Capulet how was Hort?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    Kill-Jack wrote:
    ^ Ok.

    So Capulet how was Hort?

    Hort was fantastic. :cool:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    hort_wort wrote: »
    Hort was fantastic. :cool:

    The bird is clearly dreaming again! :p I think Cappy needs to use more mallet.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    From the Seussian to the Senshi
    それはポテトの発射筒爆弾の必要性である
    its the bomb and needs a potato launcher

    Giant robot in the lab
    let me see you
    and adjust that ab

    i think you need better speakers
    so i can hear you over the squeekers

    so the buse sees me right
    i turn on the no civilian hazzard lights

    PA.. <ZONK> Warning clear the holographic circle around this machine
    before countdown launches jet pack

    Have a nice Day..
    Zero Ichiban 大尉
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    The bird is clearly dreaming again! :p I think Cappy needs to use more mallet.
    You know ime so well already. Order UP!
    hort_wort wrote: »
    Hort was fantastic. :cool:

    <<<MALLET>>>
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    He still feels a bit rubbery. You might want to try a few more tenderizing mallets to soften him up. :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    works for me. it will break the funk STO gave me tonight. Nobody on but Mordred. :(
    Gnight all

    *Mallets Hort until falling asleep*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    I wake up to 14 critical injuries?! :eek:
    Man...
    -starts yoga stretching trying to reset his bones-
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    Capulet wrote: »
    works for me. it will break the funk STO gave me tonight. Nobody on but Mordred. :(
    Gnight all

    *Mallets Hort until falling asleep*

    Sorry! I was just going to bed.
    hort_wort wrote: »
    I wake up to 14 critical injuries?! :eek:
    Man...
    -starts yoga stretching trying to reset his bones-

    If only that was an option for healing yourself in STO.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    If only that was an option for healing yourself in STO.

    You mean you haven't done the makbara emote with injuries? ;)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    hort_wort wrote: »
    You mean you haven't done the makbara emote with injuries? ;)

    Nope! I keep looking for fun emots like: get out and push, *throws Communicator on the ground and stoms* yelling "I QUIT!", or the blue angel emote for Eject Warp Plasma. :D Anything else is sort of disappointing.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    Why hello thread. You shouldn't be on the second page. Hort How could you?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    Kill-Jack wrote:
    Why hello thread. You shouldn't be on the second page. Hort How could you?

    Sorry, I was busy pruning an apple tree, if you know what I mean. ;)
    Seriously though, I was just pruning an apple tree. We had a late frost here that killed the tips of all the branches.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    I was feedign crew.. egg BACON spinich ! w red onion butter EVOO seasons nings
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    hort_wort wrote: »
    Sorry, I was busy pruning an apple tree, if you know what I mean. ;)
    Seriously though, I was just pruning an apple tree. We had a late frost here that killed the tips of all the branches.

    I'm gonna have to get Cappy in here to SMASH some "apples"!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    hort_wort wrote: »
    Sorry, I was busy pruning an apple tree, if you know what I mean. ;)
    Seriously though, I was just pruning an apple tree. We had a late frost here that killed the tips of all the branches.

    <<<MALLET>>> Applesauce ;)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    Capulet wrote: »
    <<<MALLET>>> Applesauce ;)

    *scoops up and takes into Panda's thread for him to consume* :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    Hum you Mallet Bird.. Natasha?
    Bones Gone hard to form Spinich into Bird Decoy now.

    Wait .. Morning Z You and school almost Doen this year Yes?

    Enjoy
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    SenshiBat wrote: »
    Hum you Mallet Bird.. Natasha?
    Bones Gone hard to form Spinich into Bird Decoy now.

    Wait .. Morning Z You and school almost Doen this year Yes?

    Enjoy

    May 28th I think is Z's last day of school. In case you are all wondering why her presence is a little lacking lately. Yes! JC kidnapped her and is refusing to let her go based on the grounds of, he doesn't like to share! :p Joking aside, her desktop died the other day. Hopefully it'll be fixed soon. The STO forums doesn't exactly work well from her phone. Make sure you take the time to tell her how much she is/was missed when she returns.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    its hard to ap everything liek JCs phone chats.. wishing Z well on speedy PC recovery and a nice intership..
    dotn get caught on company bandwidth too many times..
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