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An alarming photo taken by PETA of a new sport. The game? Who can ride their mount the furthest into the wall. This level of animal cruelty hasn't been seen since the days of Super Mario smacking yoshi in the head to make him eat opponents.
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"This picture of the riding accident that occurred last evening was taken moments after a young prankster yelled 'Hey everybody, someone's giving away free pets just behind that wall!'. Even the GMs were fooled."
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"A recent scientific study has determined that... yes, raptors are just as dumb as horses."
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"Be careful when you're in the shower, mounts can now walk through walls!"
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"Realizing that there is no greater joy in life than scaring old people, a few friends go to the moose lodge where they replace the animal heads on the wall with their own mounts...and wait."