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"You do realize you're going to be the one to clean this mess up." geez mine are getting lame >.<
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"If a body falls but the head is detached, does it make a sound?"
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"I knew you'd find a way to make the sex stop when we got married."
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"Hey, let's play heads up, seven up!"
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"He warned her to have dinner ready by 6..."
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"Oh god, this is way too similar to Humpty Dumpty. Where are the king's horses and men when you need them?"
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"They just don't make blow up dolls like they used to."
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"You think he'd want the other half."
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"Next on 'When a Perfect World Turns': her head won't."
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"Proving every class should have wings on their head, you never know what might happen."
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"So I won the caption contest and all I got was this head... great."
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"Honey, I asked you to get me a head of lettuce. Not to give me your head."
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"I swear if you make anymore head jokes I'm going to bite you."
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"I hope the headless horseman comes by and picks ME!"
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"I used to say, I would lose my head if it weren't attached. Now I'm screwed!"
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"Well, we know the guillotine works. WTS guillotine!"
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"I love head cheese, don't you?"
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"Honey, did my hat fall off? My head feels a bit light."
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"There's really nothing for you to lose your head over"
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"Honey, when I asked you to 'Give me some head' this is not what I meant."
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"They just don't make these puppets like they used to."
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"I told you that you didn't have your head screwed on properly"